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What to do with 503 golf balls?

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assface
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i was golfing with my brother and my friend. on the 9th hole there was a river in between the fairway and green. for some reason, i crossed the river and long story short we all ended up with a total of 503 balls.

so now we just need to figure out something to do with them. ideas?
Jul 15 2010 3:32AM
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grilledsteezeyo
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sell
see if u can use them like turf and ski down them
make a suit of golf balls
make a gun that can shoot them
say there jawbreakers and sell them to little kids
Jul 15 2010 12:30PM
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.Max.
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genious
Jul 15 2010 12:35PM
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Peter.
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make clothing out of them
Jul 15 2010 2:09PM
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cbeebzthasteeze
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Make a PVC cannon that shoots golfballs at a high veloctity. /thread.
Jul 15 2010 2:19PM
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MichSteeze
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this one is great....or you could drive down the highway and throw them all out of the car. it is a waste of golf balls but it would be awesome
Jul 15 2010 2:25PM
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theBearJew
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see if you can make them into golf bombs. try to hollow out the center, and load it with explosive things, gunpowder and what not, not really sure what goes into making a bomb. Then take the idea of a golf ball cannon and FIRE ZE MISSILES.
Jul 15 2010 2:32PM
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cbeebzthasteeze
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INGENIOUS!
Jul 15 2010 2:58PM
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FBGM
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well that sounds unhealthy
Jul 15 2010 3:01PM
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mr_grom
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sign them with arnold palmer, jack nicklaus, tiger woods, bobby jones, and walter hagan's autographs and sell them.
Jul 15 2010 3:06PM
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BrewskiJr
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YES. my friend and i did this for hours. He found a couple hundred and we just kept fedding them to the batter from the side and hit em in the woods. So much more fun than actually hitting them with clubs.


This or hit them in the ocean
Jul 15 2010 3:06PM
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Utard
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Roll them down a hill with a busy street on it
Jul 15 2010 3:23PM
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theabortionator
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Apparently. IIdk, people are dumb. I've had people hit the  balls right past me on the trampoline and shit before.


This one day I was surfing the intrawebs bored. Home alone, all of the sudden I heard a crash, and glass fly's down all over me. I thought that lightning struck the house.

Somebody shanked a ball into the window not far from my head.


So that shit I get pissed about because windows cost money. But can be replaced, so fuck it. But if somebody get's bent that you hit a ball in her yard? Kill her
Jul 15 2010 3:26PM
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PeteySkeety
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put a few of them under a doorstep rug
Jul 15 2010 3:27PM
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Ian.Ham
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I would be like, "BITCH YOU LIVE ON A FUCKING GOLF COURSE!!!!  THERE IS NO CONTRACT THAT SAYS I HAVE TO HIT IT STRAIGHT!!!!"
Jul 15 2010 5:50PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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lol
Jul 15 2010 5:52PM
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Mr.Luke
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Glue all of them to a 6in wide 50 foot long piece of wood and make the coolest rail ever.
Jul 15 2010 5:58PM
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deleted5
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get rid of 3 then you'll have 500 which is a much better number
Jul 15 2010 6:04PM
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Jamestown
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Name them.
Jul 15 2010 6:07PM
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assface
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more ideas. def gonna hit into ocean with clubs and bats. possibly could sell them. +k for creative answers?
Jul 17 2010 3:51AM
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oreopancake.
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Ok, here's what you do. You get a big board (big enough to fit your body), and a big piece of wood (big enough to stop 503 golf balls from rolling down a hill).

Find a steep-ass hill.

Put said board on top of said 503 golf balls. Make sure golf balls are being stopped by big piece of wood.

Jump on board. While this is happening, have a buddy pull away the piece of wood.

Best. Day. Ever.
Jul 17 2010 6:50AM
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james44
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im really liking the roll them all down a really steep busy road idea, u can bike down behind them so you get to witness the carnage, i have the perfect hill in mind
Jul 17 2010 7:11AM
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1337
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OCD much?
Jul 17 2010 7:23AM
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E.A.D.C
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yer deffo sell them you can make heaps of money for 503 golf balls and put it towards ski gear
Jul 17 2010 9:36AM
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OGHolliday
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And Nike One Blacks, Titleist PRO V 1 X's, Taylor Made's, Bridgstones.
Jul 17 2010 10:11AM
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POHTAYDO
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 use them
Jul 17 2010 11:06AM
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hurrisun
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holy shit that could be destructive and you wouldnt even see what ur fucking up 10th story balcony plus thaat you sould end uo with a manslaughter charge haha
Jul 17 2010 11:14AM
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Chompo.
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I don't care what u do but u should keep all the pro v1(x)'s because they are really expensive.
Jul 17 2010 12:07PM
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Torkeltee
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zach is this an exaggeration at all? and hit them with metal bat. goes way farther and way funner. anyways i'll buy them if they actually have 503 of them hah
Jul 18 2010 3:12PM
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theabortionator
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This is the best idea ever! I really feel like you were serious, but I still have a small bit of hope for the world
Jul 18 2010 3:17PM
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TOK
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this, i would be beyond stoked to find one
Jul 18 2010 3:19PM
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I_Am_Mod
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/end thread


Jul 18 2010 3:25PM
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steezenskis
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this
Jul 18 2010 5:32PM
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thatsG
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I will take the Titleist PRO V's off your hands
Jul 18 2010 5:39PM
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An10a_Eng
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go golfing
Jul 18 2010 6:09PM
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Craigskis
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I liked the fill up someones locker with them idea.

That car prank video is hilarious! (That's more like 10,000 golf balls)
Jul 18 2010 6:26PM
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little1337
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do what everyone has said so far..... then give em to me
Jul 18 2010 6:34PM
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wintersway
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they go so fucking far
Jul 18 2010 6:57PM
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Waldo-
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give one to everyone on this thread.
the 503 cult....
Jul 18 2010 6:57PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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yell out FIRE in a crowded theater and dump them out in the exit
Jul 18 2010 7:06PM
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JahJahBinks
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Stick them in your bum teehee ;)
Jul 18 2010 7:07PM
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Torkeltee
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get out of here
Jul 19 2010 12:02AM
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Kitten.mittens
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how the fuck do u get 503 golf balls??
Jul 19 2010 12:49AM
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jorb.co
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SELL THEM

we were at a super rich golf course, collected 250+ balls, took em to this big charity event they were having that same night and sold all of them, made $160. do it.

Jul 19 2010 1:01AM
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teleak
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dude.






















YES!!!
Jul 19 2010 1:02AM
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Randy_Quench
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wear a pirates costume. put them in a treasure chest. bury it somewhere. make a map to its location. and put it on NS.
Jul 19 2010 1:04AM
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rickety_cricket
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1. Take said 503
2. Locate your friends car.
3. Use some U GLU
4.????????????????
5. PROFIT!!

Jul 19 2010 3:11AM
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Waldo-
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YES
Jul 19 2010 1:15PM
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ZachSkinner96
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throw them down the stairs
Jul 19 2010 3:02PM
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Spen
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put them in the principles office when school starts or some official like that... it will slow down the day in good fashion.
Jul 19 2010 3:22PM
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juanborlando
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take em to play it again sports and cash in
Jul 19 2010 3:23PM
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