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What to do with 503 golf balls?

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assface
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i was golfing with my brother and my friend. on the 9th hole there was a river in between the fairway and green. for some reason, i crossed the river and long story short we all ended up with a total of 503 balls.

so now we just need to figure out something to do with them. ideas?
Jul 15 2010 3:32AM
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 127
Go on top of something high, a building or a mountain, and swing a couple.
Jul 15 2010 3:34AM
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ThunderousFilms
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u lucky son of a bitch, i wanna make a room where i glue golf balls over every inch of the walls, think about it!
Jul 15 2010 3:38AM
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TheFlyingHonky
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roll them down a steep busy hill
Jul 15 2010 3:44AM
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assface
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definetaly gonna hit some into the ocean
Jul 15 2010 3:44AM
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Gameboy
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Sick but I don't think 503 is enough, it gives a good start though
Jul 15 2010 3:45AM
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t3hb055
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Sell them, for 20 cents each. at the end of that you should have around $200 if you did your math right
Jul 15 2010 3:53AM
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Abc567def
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yea my buddy rolled a couple hundred golf balls down a hill once, it fucked up a bunch of cars and houses. It started off as a good thought but he didn't bother to think where it might end...
Jul 15 2010 3:53AM
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fsscott
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IN YOUR ASS
Jul 15 2010 4:18AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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lol
Jul 15 2010 4:20AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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oh, and like someone said above, high building + golf balls = success
Jul 15 2010 4:21AM
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matt.s
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1: acquire giant slingshot
2: fire said gold balls at traffic using said slingshot
3: ????????
4: Profit
Jul 15 2010 4:25AM
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B-runge
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sell each one for 25 cents

make 124.75.....
Jul 15 2010 4:31AM
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assface
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good ideas, keep them coming
Jul 15 2010 4:32AM
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theabortionator
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I go out and drive them sometimes and don't pick them up. I used to sell them.

But i live on a golf course, so no shortage of golf balls. Never have to buy any again.

Water balloon launchers are fun. You could shoot  like 10 from outside of a town and then get out of there. Throw them at people.


Sell them on ebay?

make art?

bring your own to a driving range

dump them down a big hill in a really crowded area


fill somebodies locker with them

fill someones car with them


eat them

thats all i got right now
Jul 15 2010 4:36AM
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skithe49th
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dude, zach if your in anchorage come out to pt. warnzoff with us and hit em off the bluff. we've been doing it all summer pretty much
Jul 15 2010 4:37AM
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LIL-WAT
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impress girls with your large ball collection.
Jul 15 2010 4:54AM
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1337
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sell them on ebay
Jul 15 2010 5:04AM
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assface
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yeah we are definetaly gonna do this with at least a few of them. my brother has been doing it at lyn ary also
Jul 15 2010 5:25AM
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toominator
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Sell them to BP
Jul 15 2010 6:12AM
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yourthemannowdog
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you are living my fantasy right meow
Jul 15 2010 6:14AM
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^BEANS^
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if you have a huge stair case at your school on the first day bring the box it. and when every one is trying to find there new classes BAM! let them loose from the top floor.
Jul 15 2010 7:31AM
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Ski_the_east01
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aluminum bat
Jul 15 2010 9:07AM
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GORlLLA
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You could definitely make some money off this. I know a few people who's actual career is to scuba dive, get used golf balls, and sell them. A sleeve of 3 titlist Pro V 1's can run for $18, so if you sell them for $1-$2 per ball you can make some serious bank because the demand is so high. You often see buckets in pro shops that have used golf balls for a buck or two and that is where the money is made!
Jul 15 2010 9:33AM
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Hack.The.Pow.
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haha ns will stop the oil spill!
Jul 15 2010 9:44AM
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twin-tip-hero
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best idea i have ever heard on NS.
Jul 15 2010 9:59AM
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ValPow
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try and hit them to the UK shores, I will return any that I find have made it
Jul 15 2010 10:12AM
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broto
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yesssss
Jul 15 2010 10:18AM
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hey-dude-its-me
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sell
Jul 15 2010 10:32AM
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Dylan_
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send them to me
Jul 15 2010 10:47AM
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MCIRONCOCK
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The other day i sliced a golf ball into this lady's yard and she came out and yelled at me. Do people who live on golf courses really get upset about that? You'd think it would be expected.
Jul 15 2010 10:50AM
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molsongolden
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buck a ballllllllll
Jul 15 2010 10:52AM
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chardi
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this.

Jul 15 2010 11:08AM
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williams
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save all the Titleist PRO V1's. Those are fuckin expensive.
Jul 15 2010 11:17AM
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-Dan
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Go Golfing?
Jul 15 2010 11:19AM
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Jwalk
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travel around the world and write ns on the ball and leave the balls in different places to see if nsers can find them
Jul 15 2010 11:24AM
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Elmo.
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hahahh wat?? no u would have like 100 bucks and 60 cents
anyways use the nicer ones when u go play gold again when i find balls in just hit em in lakes or oceans if there shit and i keep the good ones
Jul 15 2010 11:24AM
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TheButterHashira
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I'm imagining total pandemonium with cars on fire rolling down the street and women crying.
Jul 15 2010 11:26AM
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gus555
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pics?
Jul 15 2010 11:32AM
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Lemuel
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Hahahaha I thought it said "fucked up a bunch of cars and horses".

Anyway, build a golf ball cannon, similar to a potato cannon, but get pvc pipe that a golf ball would fit in. Or the slingshot idea and shoot those suckers into the water.
Jul 15 2010 11:40AM
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KevinC
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.
Jul 15 2010 11:43AM
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yuck
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dump them off the roof of a skyscraper all at once.
Jul 15 2010 11:50AM
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.josh.
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Jul 15 2010 11:53AM
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family_vacation
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definitely build a normal canon, and use toilet paper to get a tight seal so you can have "golf ball grape shot." it will destroy everything.
Jul 15 2010 11:54AM
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MADDECENT
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SELL THEM!!
Jul 15 2010 11:56AM
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inb4_UMAD
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sell 'em
Jul 15 2010 11:56AM
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jasontheredhead
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hit them with a baseball bat as said above
much more fun then you think it would be
Jul 15 2010 12:04PM
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derbski
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503 whales
Jul 15 2010 12:10PM
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BigJim
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Go collect a bunch more, then late at night with a group of friend go from house to house in your neighbor hood and place one in front of as houses as possible. Then have 3 or 4 buddies call the local news and report to them that magically over night everyone on their block woke up to find a golf ball in front of their door and see if you make the news.

Now that I think about it it sounds like a lot of work...
Jul 15 2010 12:21PM
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neutralzombie
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buahahaha! you're always so creative!
Jul 15 2010 12:25PM
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