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Bp begin shut in of valves

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H8CH
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Check out bp's live ROV feed. 3 main rams currently shut in- main bore isolated, flow currently diverted through special chokes to ramp up pressure slowly as we shut it in. No link as I'm on my phone at bp in Houston. Bp's homepage then live feed link- skandi 2 rov feed NOW. Fingers crossed.... Potential begining of the end!!
Jul 14 2010 6:26PM
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IdaHomie
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i'll be the first to say it...fuck bp
Jul 14 2010 6:28PM
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1337
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Sick man, I'll tune in. Do you work for them or are you doing other work because of the spill
Jul 14 2010 6:28PM
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H8CH
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I'm a subsea engineer for them on mc252 response. I've been designing this system and other contingencys being worked in parallel.
Jul 14 2010 6:35PM
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1337
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thats so sweet! too bad im missing a plug in and cant watch the live feeds :\
Jul 14 2010 6:36PM
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H8CH
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I've not known these feeds to work on a mac- if someone knows how let me know as I have an MBP at home...
Jul 14 2010 6:54PM
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TROLLED.HARD
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Do you get munieeeeee?
Hopefully it works.
Jul 14 2010 7:26PM
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skiierman
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well you're doing a fucking terrible job.
Jul 14 2010 8:11PM
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Arabian.
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uh, you know that this is the mission that actually is working right? And that it's not his fault that BP fucked up so hard?


Quit being a douche. I doubt you're even qualified or smart enough to know whether the job is successful or not anyway. You're not an subsea engineer, are you? Right. So shut the fuck up.
Jul 14 2010 8:17PM
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skiierman
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anyone could put a cap on a tube.
Jul 14 2010 8:18PM
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Abc567def
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awe skiierman has a case of the MUNNNNDAYS
Jul 14 2010 8:19PM
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TheFlyingHonky
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inb4 skiierman goes off
Jul 14 2010 8:20PM
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theabortionator
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Sad thing is people are still pouring into their gas stations buying from them.
Jul 14 2010 8:20PM
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broto
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how about a tube with around 25,000 psi of pressure?
Jul 14 2010 8:21PM
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Arabian.
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You're right. A mult-metric ton cap on a tube spewing viscous liquid out at 128,000psi. Go ahead. It's just like toothpaste.
Jul 14 2010 8:21PM
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Arabian.
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128,000 was the figure. At one point, engineers didn't think it was even technically possible to cap it. The clamp system is what's making it work.
Jul 14 2010 8:22PM
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skiierman
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you and everyone else who boycotts the BP gas stations are among the most retarded people out there. the only people you are hurting are the people who own the gas station as their business. they cannot help to get their gas from BP. so really the only difference you're making is taking away money from a normal american business owner who has NOTHING to do with how BP does business. good job, idiot. but hey at least you feel great about yourself knowing that you made a difference without having to inconvenience yourself, right?
Jul 14 2010 8:24PM
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broto
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oh ok, i wasn't positive of the numbers, i've heard a few different ones.
Jul 14 2010 8:24PM
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KRASHED
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God you're a moron. Thank god your name is still blue.
Jul 14 2010 8:27PM
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theabortionator
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First I never said I was boycotting anything. Second do you realize that gas stations don't make a shit load of of gas. I;m not saying they aren't making bank but they do pretty fucking good on the shit they sell inside at most places.  2 dollar sodas and stuff like that.

"so really the only difference you're making is taking away money from a normal american business owner who has NOTHING to do with how BP does business. good job, idiot. but hey at least you feel great about yourself knowing that you made a difference without having to inconvenience yourself, right?"


You have problems sir. Bad vibes just leaking out of you constantly. Cheer up, drink a beer, It's all going to be alright.


Jul 14 2010 8:38PM
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skiierman
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"Sad thing is people are still pouring into their gas stations buying from them."

ok, so that's supposed to mean, "i support BP gas stations just like everyone else should because the gas station owners are really not at fault and shouldn't be hurt because of BP's mistakes".
Jul 14 2010 8:53PM
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Ducky.
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Who shit in your face as a child?
Jul 14 2010 9:03PM
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Skiingslikewhoa
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God did, he's a ging
Jul 14 2010 9:15PM
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theabortionator
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lol. People have so much anger in them. Makes me sad
Jul 14 2010 9:37PM
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Arabian.
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lol at angry gingahs
Jul 14 2010 9:37PM
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BenWhit
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youre a dumbass
Jul 14 2010 9:40PM
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Mr.Panda
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This thread is now about Tigers.

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Jul 14 2010 9:42PM
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SteezeOnStage
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TIGERS ARE LIKE CATS but BIGGER
Jul 14 2010 9:48PM
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BenWhit
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i saw a cougar yesterday. actually several. one was at the zoo and the other was my boss.
Jul 14 2010 9:50PM
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smooticus
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http://unf--kthegulf.com/

ill just leave this here
Jul 14 2010 10:13PM
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pmw
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seriously, you must have no friends. its sad how little you must actually have in your life.
Jul 14 2010 10:16PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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If they ease their way out and don't have consequences for this then fuck BP
Jul 14 2010 10:19PM
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mason-
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good lord hes a genius!!!!! why didnt anyone think of that??
bp we know how to solve the problem! skiierman saves the day!
Jul 14 2010 10:20PM
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skiierman
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honestly without me, you'd all be fucked.
Jul 14 2010 10:25PM
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H8CH
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ever tried to put your hand on top of a hose pipe flowing at max chat? What happens.

Ever tried to do it with the weight of a suburban on every sq inch of your body? from a mile away... in the dark....

That's why i'm the subsea engineer and do what i do, and your the fucktard that does ... er whatever it is you do.... ? Right?

You do realize to get this piece of equipment into deepwater and working in any other situation would take around 1.5 years at best?

I expect you still think the moon is made of cheese as well.

Anyway - whilst your lieing in bed tomorrow morning at 10am scratching your balls, wondering what to do with your life - i'll of already of been at Bp for 7 hrs working on this.... but - thanks for your input - you make a real difference.
Jul 14 2010 11:12PM
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bustinthejus
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This guy knows what's up. +k to you sir.
Jul 14 2010 11:18PM
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broto
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maaaaayyyybeeeeee......no. sounds hard.
Jul 14 2010 11:19PM
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Mr.Panda
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I have seen water bore through solid steel when under high pressure.
Jul 15 2010 1:37AM
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skiierman
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so what you're trying to say is that you puss on a really NICE gap on the tube. hey good job! i've seen what damage can happen in SLC and i like you for that. just make sure its tight enough. if not, i'm down to nuke the bitch. we are all watching you... i mean everyone. be aware bitch and solve it. when you do, you'll be god.
Jul 15 2010 1:39AM
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charmander
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i still think nuking it is the answer.
Jul 15 2010 1:45AM
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Mr.Panda
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Isn't the cap starting to leak a little?
Jul 15 2010 1:48AM
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hurrisun
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hahaha
Jul 15 2010 1:52AM
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mike91129
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Charmander strikes with a golden idea.
Jul 15 2010 1:58AM
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Elmo.
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beat me to it.... this has taken way to long but hey wat can we do... we arent billionaires
Jul 15 2010 2:07AM
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1337
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Jul 15 2010 2:24AM
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H8CH
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Yeah at the choke line. Not the end of the world. That line is to vent pressure if shit starts to get too high- little mini connector leaking, I think they're balls anyway...... But it's isolated by a bigger valve. We'll change it out (or go ahead without it) and carry on. I was suprized at the velocities... All flow was banging through a 3" line... Gotta hope you don't start producing sand or there will be nothing left. Relief well is like 4ft away, waiting on these tests- hopefully they'll just boost on through with that- but ultimately every decision gets made by chu, salazar and obama which can be frustrating... And causes delays. But- that's the way he wants it, so I ain't gonna argue. It's close though- my money (literally) Is on it being killed by 25th.... I fucking hope so... Today would be nice too though.
Jul 15 2010 7:16AM
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SMH[-__-]
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dude skiierman was right and you're a fucking idiot who clearly said that people should boycott BP. all you do is reiterate bullshit that any given dumbass 14 year old would say
Jul 15 2010 7:29AM
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BenWhit
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i fucking love your username
Jul 15 2010 8:28AM
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pomme-de-terre
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you have red hair, pale skin and freckles.


SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.

nothing you say matters, go fuck shaun white.
Jul 15 2010 8:53AM
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1337
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Anddddddd its leaking
http://www.registercitizen.com/articles/2010/07/15/news/doc4c3f07828c298716176433.txt
Jul 15 2010 9:12AM
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H8CH
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Read my post above- was leaking at choke mini connector- we've changed that out. Should shut it in today then we'll see what the pressure does.
Jul 15 2010 9:34AM
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