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TAFapparel
Posts: 1033 - Karma: 2,754
 yo i need a poem for school, i cant write for shit. who got a poem they can hookme up with that they wrote themselves? dont post it here, pm me. thanks
Jul 14 2010 3:24PM
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BLUMPKING
Posts: 632 - Karma: 10
Roses are red
violets are blue
this thread sucks
your grades must too.
Jul 14 2010 3:25PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
disclaimer: this poem is written by the great valley, not me


Sitting at my desk,
Learning how to write haiku.
I'm already gangst.
Jul 14 2010 3:27PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
i pick up the glock, pull back the hammer
its either this, or back to the slammer
i contemplate life
think of my trife
good god, should i role the dice?
this shits getting real
after that one deal
fucked in head
i want to be dead
i can't go back there, screaming "no mama, no!"
she just sits there, letting me go
i look in her eyes
see all my lies
i need to stay true
fuck, thats hard to do
my life is a lie
i break down and cry
please end the bullshit
i just about quit.

whoa...
Jul 14 2010 3:34PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
i should hope he spends more then 2 minutes on it
Jul 14 2010 3:36PM
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grilledsteezeyo
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 72
i went on newschoolers
looking for a poem
i would tell NS my grades
but im to scared to show em
maybe its cause i dont do my own work
aha...my answer has provided me a smirk
Jul 14 2010 3:42PM
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1337
Posts: 31059 - Karma: 29,329
who's your english teacher?
Jul 14 2010 3:43PM
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 127
I did one last year, it was truly amazing, seriously. Everyone agreed it was the best ever. Unfortunately, it's way too offensive to be posted in this thread. PM if you want to see it, but it's in french. It can really be translated because the words won't match but I can still do it if you want.
Jul 14 2010 3:49PM
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Nathn
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 63
I've been writing poems for my friend allison because she just got back together with her friend who's like 20 and shes 16 so here they are

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
Nolan's 20,
how old are you?


Trevor likes apples,
Nate likes grapes,
Nolan likes allison,
that's statutory rape

I have more but I have to think
Jul 14 2010 3:54PM
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bob1233456
Posts: 518 - Karma: 27
haha, have you showed them to her?
Jul 14 2010 3:56PM
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Nathn
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 63
yeah we send them to her in texts. like 5 of us do daily
Jul 14 2010 3:57PM
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IdaHomie
Posts: 241 - Karma: 10
getting on NS and asking someone to help with your homework is damn near retarded...good luck though friend.
Jul 14 2010 6:16PM
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BLUMPKING
Posts: 632 - Karma: 10
pretty sure you quoted the wrong person. LOL
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Jul 14 2010 8:59PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
You're really pretty
I really like your titty
Let's have sex
No
Fine I respect your decision
But you're going to be waking up in a trash bin.
What's that smell,
By golly it's rape.
Jul 14 2010 9:05PM
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BLUMPKING
Posts: 632 - Karma: 10
^winner
Jul 14 2010 9:17PM
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bitchezluv=]
Posts: 869 - Karma: 43
do a parody on a popular song, easiest way to make a poem
Jul 14 2010 9:20PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
i masterbare a lot ........... right into a sock ......... so the sock becomes hard........ just like my private lumber yard.......and if you see what i did there....... i really really don't care.....cuz if you post a picture that says i see what you did there or anything in that ballpark....i'll rape you
Jul 14 2010 9:33PM
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