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Jacked or Tanned?

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JSiegel
Posts: 493 - Karma: 151
A question both my fellow bros and I have pondered for quite some time, which is more important? Being jacked or tanned?
Jul 13 2010 7:22PM
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FreeskierRocco.
Posts: 3740 - Karma: 91
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Jul 13 2010 9:57PM
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cobra_commander
Posts: 16909 - Karma: 4,684
you fail...
Jul 13 2010 10:07PM
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DJ_Pauly_D
Posts: 1043 - Karma: 42
jacked and tanned.. GTL ALL DAY EVERY DAY .. thats how they do on the Jersey Shore
Jul 13 2010 10:10PM
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Static
Posts: 8561 - Karma: 4,139
I used to work at a tanning salon, nothin' but strippers. I also got to tan for free, so I had a nice deep glow going on.
Jul 13 2010 10:19PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
These are the only boots that don't really serve a purpose other than me getting them for $25 bucks.
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My steel toed boots:
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Honest to God/Allah/Yaweh/Spaghetti Monster these are the most comfortable shoes I have ever had.
Jul 13 2010 10:58PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14502 - Karma: 10,729
Seeing as this turned into a "how many pairs of shoes do you have" thread, I will continue it.

Good sneaks
Mowing sneaks (old sneaks)
Gym sneaks
Steal toed
Winter sneaks
Nice flip flops
Old flip flops (usually keep in the boat)
Boat shoes
Hiking shoes I rarely wear
LAX cleats, but don't play anymore

That's 10. Yes hetero?
Jul 13 2010 11:06PM
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TOK
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story of my freaking life, sucks
Jul 13 2010 11:12PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
wait, are we counting individual pairs of flip flops? if so, I have like 30 different pairs of shoes/foot wear and am semi ashamed to admit that. flip flops add up in a hurry when you hate shoes as much as i do.

and to the op - jacked and tanned. jacked because you work out to be strong so you are good at the sport of your choice. nothin wrong with not being a fat ass. girls generally dig six packs....

tanned because you are outside all damn summer long playing sports and who wants to wear a shirt when it's 90 fucking degrees outside? (or when you're on the water..)

tanned in the winter? only from the cheeks to the chin...
Jul 14 2010 12:46AM
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inb4_UMAD
Posts: 651 - Karma: 29

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGQ-ISsDm8M
Jul 14 2010 12:49AM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
jacked, because it is really easy and takes no effort to get tan
Jul 14 2010 12:51AM
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.jersey
Posts: 1925 - Karma: 9
i prefer being pale and overweight
Jul 14 2010 12:56AM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
dunks
airs
airs
airs
dcs
dcs
sanuks
vans
vans
vans
vans
vans
supras
supras
flip flops
flip flops
snow boots
light hikes
heavy hikes
dress tims
3 pairs of soccer cleats plus turflats

oh dear god...
Jul 14 2010 12:59AM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
He's just a shithead who doesn't know what he's doing.


"Oh, you're bigger than me, you must be on roids"

"No, you're just a dipshit who doesn't know what they're doing"
Jul 14 2010 1:06AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Or the typical NSer. Skinny, white, listens to "hardcore" rap and thinks that Eminem is only a "pissed off white guy", and hasn't ever touched a benchpress.
Jul 14 2010 1:09AM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
Typical workout day


4 sets of 20 reps of isolation curls

flex in the mirror

go home

eat cheetos

wonder why they're not getting any bigger.
Jul 14 2010 1:10AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Me....

2 hours of BJJ rolling (shit's HARD)


(That 2 hours also has Judo and Greco Roman throws)

Next day:
2 hours of Muay Thai kickboxing

Next day:
2 hours of BJJ/Judo/Wrestling

Next day:
2 hours of Muay Thai

Friday:
2 hours of Kendo practice if I am not baby sitting the dog

Saturday:
off

Sunday:
2.5 hours of Kendo practice.
Jul 14 2010 1:16AM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
forgot my quicksilver moccasins
Jul 14 2010 1:17AM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
Rugby cleats
Vans
Emericas
Lakais
Circas
Flippy Floppies

Vans are worn everyday
Lakais are worn every once in a while
the rest are worn barely ever, used to be main shoes but now just backups.
Jul 14 2010 1:19AM
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0ptions
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 60
Jacked, and a little tanned. Being tanned when your jacked shows your definition.
Jul 14 2010 1:40AM
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wambat
Posts: 749 - Karma: 13
i'm skinny and pale... but i can make 500 ravers bounce in unison.

i could give a fuck.
Jul 14 2010 2:02AM
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JayDope
Posts: 6842 - Karma: 408
hahaha, i love how everyday i go to the gym, and i see the same kids doing bench everyday, then straight to biceps curls everyday!, they r skinny little kids, and i just laugh every time i see them, and then they just grill me hardcore every time im right near them. I guess i look a little scary in the gym, cuz im sweating my dick off, legit my entire shirt/beater underneath is sweated through realllllly bad, and im always wiping my face constantly wiht a wet towel, my friends tell me ppl at the gym talk and say im on roids, but nah they dont know me, i just work my ass off, haters r just jealous, and it took me years to get where im at. blahhhhhhh end rant/
Jul 14 2010 2:04AM
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c4t_l0ver
Posts: 5485 - Karma: 810

i got 15.

7 pairs of supras,

1 nike sb

2 nikes 6.0,

2 flip flop

1 creative rec

2 sanuks.

Jul 14 2010 2:25AM
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FreeskierRocco.
Posts: 3740 - Karma: 91

I guess I'll add all my shoes...

First Drop
Supras
DC
Sambas (for soccer and biking)
Sambas (for work and casual)
Emericas
Etnies
2 Pairs of soccer cleats
Hiking boots
2 pairs of ski boots that suck dick
DVS

Probably some others..

Jul 14 2010 9:56AM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
Same here, I'll go in on say..deadlift and accesory day. I'll get people to slap me in the head and stuff so I can get pumped up, people look at me like I'm some sort of masochist. Whatever though, shit works, and theirs doesn't.
Jul 14 2010 10:23AM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
ahem.....

vans
vans
pumas
adidas
circas
zuriicks
nike dunkestos
nike delta forces
6.0s
6.0s
nike soccer cleats
adidas soccer cleats
nike basketball shoes
adidas basketball shoes
adidas baseball cleats
new balance cross trainers
nike trail runners
moccasins
flip flops
sandals
aquasocks
black dress shoes
other black dress shoes


...23? do i win?


Jul 14 2010 3:10PM
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Mr.Panda
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For this type of wrestling:
Jul 14 2010 3:34PM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
I think I win with the shoes-(too lazy to read other peoples counts)

2 pairs of sbs-
1 pair of jordans
1 pair of etnies
2 pairs of supras
3 pairs of Clae
3 flip flops
2 dress pairs
1 set of loafers
1 set of boat shoes
2 pairs of hiking/winter boots
1 pair of steel toes
2 pairs of Piloti driving shoes
and 3 pairs of ski boots(dont count but whatever

21 not counting ski boots

Ive got 99 problems but my kicks aint one

Jul 14 2010 3:53PM
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cobra_commander
Posts: 16909 - Karma: 4,684
Are you sure you don't have a vagina?
Jul 14 2010 6:15PM
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IdaHomie
Posts: 241 - Karma: 10
how the fuck do all these people have so many pairs of shoes.

north face sneakers
timberland boots
reef flip-flops

that is all
Jul 14 2010 6:24PM
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neutralzombie
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Jul 14 2010 6:35PM
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hey-dude-its-me
Posts: 4238 - Karma: 412
you gotta be in shape and have definition but I don't think being jacked is that important, most of the really jacked guys have little dicks at my gym and even if you look at porn the crazily ripped freaks have way smaller dicks than the normal looking guys
Jul 14 2010 6:48PM
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