Replying to You Really Shouldnt use Others Cycling Shorts

So my brother decided that it would be a good idea to take my team cycling shorts with him on vacation for his earth shattering 5 mile rides. First off, that's just nasty, and secondly, i didn't have them for my ride. This wasn't the first time, so i decided to take action. I had an ingrown hair down there, and popped it so it looked really big. I then proceeded to ask him if that looked like a disease, while scratching at muh man forest. He told me i should probably get it checked by a professional. I then asked if he had my biking shorts, he said yes, and returned them. I think he saw the connection then and flipped out, and began to call his girlfriend and tell her. Maybe he's figured it out by now. Im not sure. But the moral of the story is don't wear others undergarments.