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ALIENS ARE TALKING TO ME!!!!!!!

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cheddafries
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i just got two texts from the fucking future!!!! i dropped my phone and it turned off, i turn it on and i have two new texts. my first thought was like damn i'm popular, but then i remembered i'm a complete fag. so i check the messages and they're from fucking ALIENS!!!!

the first text i got(get?) in(on?) thursday, august 5, 2032 at 9:11am

the second/last one i got(get?) in(on?) saturday, may 7, 2095


ALIENS ARE TALKING TO ME!!!!

Courtesy of Newschoolers.com
Jul 12 2010 11:36PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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lol
Jul 12 2010 11:37PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
I'm nervous...
Jul 12 2010 11:38PM
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andy_boy
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Hahahha that's so awesome. They sent you a funky smiley at the end of that last one.
Jul 12 2010 11:39PM
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thelizards
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that video gave no validation to your story
Jul 12 2010 11:39PM
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Nathn
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lol
Jul 12 2010 11:39PM
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.jr
Posts: 5313 - Karma: 356
post their number on 4chan. plenty of dick shots will be in route.
Jul 12 2010 11:39PM
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Mooserz
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Jul 12 2010 11:40PM
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andy_boy
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õ-;

I'M FROM THE FUTURE

Jul 12 2010 11:40PM
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FBGM
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maybe they're your descendants trying to communicate with you
Jul 12 2010 11:40PM
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carbon.pulse
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hai aliunzzz
Jul 12 2010 11:40PM
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Goku
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scurry
Jul 12 2010 11:41PM
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skiierman
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you should take a knife to your neck and if aliens are really talking to you, they'll send a message to you before you do it telling you to twist the knife for more affect. that's the best way of finding out.
Jul 12 2010 11:42PM
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Schlop
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TRANSLATE IT RIGHT MEOW! WE NEED TO KNOW WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY
Jul 12 2010 11:43PM
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ECB
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They are from Tiando,

https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/548711/

It basically explains it all, I'll text em later and see why they texted you of all people
Jul 12 2010 11:44PM
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andy_boy
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What are you, a struggling novelist? Or just looking for attention? That's the second time I've seen you link people to that stupid-ass thread, and judging by how hard you're pushing it I'd bet you've done it more than twice...
Jul 12 2010 11:50PM
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ECB
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Yes, you got me, I'm a struggling novelist. My book actually is going to be released August 28, at the same time Glen Beck is giving his speech. My novel is actually fact, and The Honorable Beck will be discussing my novel in his speech. Any times aliens come up on NSers, I show feel that the people should know the truth, the truth about aliens, BP, and drugs.
Jul 12 2010 11:53PM
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doobiebrotha
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And you should stop being an angry Ginger... Know one takes gingers seriously so just, stop!
Jul 12 2010 11:58PM
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ECB
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NO ONE will take you serious either if you can't spell NO ONE right, just saying.....
Jul 12 2010 11:59PM
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Aaaron.
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those aren't aliens
IT'S A MAP

Jul 13 2010 12:04AM
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doobiebrotha
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Atleast I'm not always angry!!
Jul 13 2010 12:09AM
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ECB
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If you had sex with your family, you'd be angry too.......

oh and i threw in the "just saying" to show i was mad at you
Jul 13 2010 12:10AM
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doobiebrotha
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I said I'm not always angry, just sayin....
Jul 13 2010 12:13AM
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ECB
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Touche
Jul 13 2010 12:14AM
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Aaaron.
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i am confused out of my mind
Jul 13 2010 12:14AM
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panojibber
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Before you were pretty much always connected to the internet on your xbox or playstation I would set my console's clock to like 2100, and I'd have save games from well over the future. But texts? Damn. You should make a movie about it hahaha. Completely possible.
Jul 13 2010 12:16AM
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ECB
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Every time I went to a hotel with my parents when I was younger, the first thing I would do was change the clocks. Say it was 9:30, I'd make it 4:54, just to fuck with my family.
Jul 13 2010 12:18AM
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Yung_Gnarley
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You're fucking useless.
Jul 13 2010 2:51AM
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alex.bgk.
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always gives me the chills
Jul 13 2010 3:01AM
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MadSteezin
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The alien-like-cryptic smiley on the second text convinced me that the aliens want to suck your dick...
Jul 13 2010 3:13AM
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1337
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hahahahaah
Jul 13 2010 3:15AM
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oreopancake.
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Haha, the first sext from the future, nice.

If this happened to me, I'd actually be scared too.
Jul 13 2010 5:45AM
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