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Joe Schuster and Line

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nickyp
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There seems to be a lot of confusion in the most recent news article about why Joe has no ski sponsor at present, and what happened with Line?

So I'm spreading the confusion to the forums, in the hope someone knows?
Jul 12 2010 8:49PM
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Blurst
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The confusion has overtaken my brain and has no moved into my rectum.
Jul 12 2010 8:54PM
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ndye
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he was in the line mixtape at the beggining of the year but i geuss that ended... someone hook that guy up right now!

Jul 12 2010 8:59PM
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steep
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lol wut?
Jul 12 2010 8:59PM
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nickyp
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Read the news article. Joe is riding last year's Punx, and said that he's looking for a ski sponsor
Jul 12 2010 9:07PM
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j.bird
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Lets just say that they didnt agree on the value in working with each other anymore.

Joe is Sick

Line is Sick

So now they do different things. /thread
Jul 12 2010 9:09PM
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DUKES
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from some pics he was ridin atomics

Jul 12 2010 9:26PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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hahahahaha sigd'
but seriously I want line to comment on this
Jul 12 2010 9:29PM
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nickyp
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or Joe.

It seemed like a good fit, and Line really can't afford to shed any big air/ comp skiers
Jul 12 2010 9:31PM
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.Max.
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Yeah, he seemed like the perfect line skier. Before traveling circus when I thought line I thought Joe Schuster
Jul 12 2010 9:39PM
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dodgey
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couldn't have said it any better myself. /thread
Jul 12 2010 9:40PM
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Ducky.
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He was on next year's Punx's today.
Jul 12 2010 9:43PM
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ndye
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So now the question is, whos he guna settle with now?  I think Atomic may scoop him up so he and Chug can be together and happy in chug life
Jul 12 2010 9:43PM
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sander_h
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joe is a very well rounded skier. he'll get picked up. maybe by somebody big that'd help him out to the next level.
Jul 12 2010 9:46PM
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ski2sky.
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... they had chug life stickers on them tho... (chugs punx)
Jul 12 2010 9:59PM
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crankdatsoljaboy
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maybe there were chug life stickers just because hes always on chug life??
Jul 12 2010 10:05PM
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Lemuel
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Maybe he's riding Atomics because Chug hooked him up with a pair?
Jul 12 2010 10:15PM
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fatherb
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I was surpised when I heard he had no ski sponsor. He's such a good, well rounded skier. He will probably get picked up soon
Jul 12 2010 10:18PM
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Ducky.
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Maybe he's riding Atomics because he ride's for them now?
Jul 12 2010 10:19PM
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Ducky.
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Were you at COC today?
Jul 12 2010 10:20PM
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bananas
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he should carve his own ski from a tree and shred with those. hese sure to pick up a sponsor
Jul 12 2010 10:25PM
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FUUUCK
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I really have no clue what happened but I'm guessing it's this:
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Joe: Hey Line! My contracts up, time for a raise huh? Being Ian Cosco's sidekick on Chug Life isn't paying ma billz!

[img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:HEvvRVqvNDCckM:http://assets.k2sports.com/lineskis.com/public/ftplineskis/images/rebels/ape_man.jpg[/img]
Line: I feel you Joe, here's an offer to keep you on our team for the next few years. I think you'll find this more than fair. *hands over note*

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Joe:*reads note* I dunno mang... I think I should get a little more than this, I'm so well rounded! Didn't you see my part in Pretty Good?

[img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:HEvvRVqvNDCckM:http://assets.k2sports.com/lineskis.com/public/ftplineskis/images/rebels/ape_man.jpg[/img]
Line: Yeah.. about that Joe... Rage Films doesn't make ski movies anymore so you're only getting half the exposure. Plus Voleurz doesn't sell hard copies of their movies so it's much harder for us to track how many real people are watching based on downloads alone... Joe you can understand our position can't you?


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Joe: Yo guy, I feel you, but I gotta get paid ya heard? I'm going to take my chances as a free agent.

MONTHS LATER....

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Joe: Chuuuuuuuuuuuuug I need new skis, can I have your old punx? :'(


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Chug: You can have these, but from this day forward you are my property!











THE END
Jul 12 2010 10:29PM
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DUKES
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^ yes exactly what happened
Jul 12 2010 10:33PM
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FUUUCK
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fixed

I really have no clue what happened but I'm guessing it's this:
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Joe: Hey Line! My contracts up, time for a raise huh? Being Ian Cosco's sidekick on Chug Life isn't paying ma billz!

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Line: I feel you Joe, here's an offer to keep you on our team for the next few years. I think you'll find this more than fair. *hands over note*

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Joe:*reads note* I dunno mang... I think I should get a little more than this, I'm so well rounded! Didn't you see my part in Pretty Good?

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Line: Yeah.. about that Joe... Rage Films doesn't make ski movies anymore so you're only getting half the exposure. Plus Voleurz doesn't sell hard copies of their movies so it's much harder for us to track how many real people are watching based on downloads alone... Joe you can understand our position can't you?


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Joe: Yo guy, I feel you, but I gotta get paid ya heard? I'm going to take my chances as a free agent.

MONTHS LATER....

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Joe: Chuuuuuuuuuuuuug I need new skis, can I have your old punx? :'(


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Chug: You can have these, but from this day forward you are my property!











THE END
Jul 12 2010 10:43PM
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ski2sky.
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momentum/public
Jul 13 2010 1:37AM
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mmallender.
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they work if you click them, i think newschoolers broke again
Jul 13 2010 2:18AM
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pjbauer
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its cause line wouldnt give him the cheese belly pro model
Jul 13 2010 2:20AM
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Schlop
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Maybe he's riding Chug because Atomic hooked them up?
Jul 13 2010 2:21AM
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roussillon
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all i know is that he's been skiing on some coreupt TJ pro's in the last days on the glacier
Jul 13 2010 2:25AM
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ndye
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win
Jul 13 2010 2:46AM
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Lemuel
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Or, this may sound crazy, you missed the fact that he doesn't have a ski sponsor?
Jul 13 2010 9:06AM
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peyton
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ya i saw him on them too
Jul 13 2010 9:56AM
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Beez
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maybe he is borrowing TJs now who he is also friends with. i think we need a new story
Jul 13 2010 10:17AM
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MADDECENT
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Threads for when line comments
Jul 13 2010 12:24PM
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j.bird
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...not going to happen.
Jul 13 2010 12:26PM
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Artemis
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There is not that much difference between skiing for LINE and not having a ski sponsor anyways. Joe is rad and deserves better, LINE... not so much.
Jul 13 2010 12:31PM
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natty.
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when i was on the glacier he was riding the Justin Dorey Coreupts, but i think those got stolen and so then he started riding the old Punx
Jul 13 2010 2:38PM
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mmallender.
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more stolen skis?
Jul 13 2010 2:41PM
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Kirsakid
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so who is going to set the record straight first
Jul 13 2010 2:43PM
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Elmo.
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not really it was kinda dumb but entertaining
u just had to click on the pic icon btw
Jul 13 2010 2:44PM
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sagesnow
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just because he doesnt have a ski sponsor doesnt mean hes borrowing skis. im not borrowing skis.

but maybe hes trying different skis out to see who he wants to try and get sponsored by..
Jul 13 2010 3:00PM
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George.
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Seriously though, Joe wasn't "creative" enough with his tricks... so FUCK LINE. (Not the skis but the company it's self)
Jul 13 2010 3:01PM
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Afeld
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I feel like K2 or Armada should pick him up

my ยข2
Jul 13 2010 3:14PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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Yeah K2 doesn't really have a premier park skier since PK is hurt. I mean I know they have a few guys/girl but no one to take PK's place until he's all good.
Jul 13 2010 3:21PM
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Blurst
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They have marg
Jul 13 2010 3:39PM
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summersover
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Seany J
Jul 13 2010 3:42PM
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nickyp
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Shea Flynn?
Jul 13 2010 3:44PM
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VCharette
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That's bullshit...
Jul 13 2010 3:52PM
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Eazy-S
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Aleks Aurdal?
Jul 13 2010 3:54PM
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cobra_commander
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I am glad that all of you have opinions on how the ski industry works and who should sponsor him, no one cares, they are baseless and you should keep them to yourself. Unless you actually have facts, with sources, shut the fuck up. It's not like it actually matters who is paying his babbysitter anyway.
Jul 13 2010 4:04PM
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