Its Summer and I know its a repost, but it gets me stoked everytime I read it.
It’s kind of funny how you can go from walking around with nothing but
lint in you pocket and being totally stoked, to walking around with a
pocket full of keys and being totally bummed.
It starts out simply and seductively. I’ll just get this car so I can
ski more. Wrong. Anything that let’s you ski more is a scam. It won’t
let you ski more because you ride every day and a car can’t add days to
the week.
“I’ll just get this little night job so I can buy gas,” you hear
yourself saying. There’s another key. Then your job starts making you
miss sleep, so you can’t ski as hard or as long as you used to. And you
need stuff to wear to work. You need a place to change and store your
stuff. Now you have an address, that’s another key. Soon you have to
get a day job because you’re not making enough money at night. The keys
start adding up.
Now that you have a job, girls know you’re not a total loss and you end
up with a girlfriend. She wants you to hang with her once in a while
instead of going skiing all the time. First, she gives you the key to
her heart, and then the key to her apartment. That’s two more. You
can’t give her the key to your heart because skiing put a combination
lock on it and only your skis knows the number.
Now you have a bunch of keys in your pocket. They’re high-maintenance
items. You have to take care of them. They’re weighing you down.skiing
is slowly slipping away, and you don’t even notice.
One day, cruising to your full-time office job that you had to get a
few years back to make payments on all your keys, you drive past a guy
on the corner with his thumb out and skis under his arm. While speeding
by you start thinking about the guy you just passed. He looked like you
used to—skis and nothing else. As you pull into the parking lot at
work, you can’t get the hitchhiker out of your head. Your mind keeps
wandering back. Pulling all the keys out of you pocket and jingling
them, you think about what you really want from life.
Running back to your car, you reverse out of the parking lot and squeal
a Rockford in the middle of the four-lane highway. You’ve got to get
away from your keys. You begin throwing them out the window as you blow
down the highway. First to go is the key to the door at work. Then you
backhand your girlfriend’s apartment key out the passenger window.
Flick, there goes the key to the storage unit, then the key to her car.
Flick, flick, flick. You feel better each time a key flies out the
window and goes bouncing down the pavement at 100 mph. You don’t even
slow down for the tollbooth, paying instead with the tossed key to your
office and the executive washroom.
You only have two keys left. You unlock your house, run in, grab your
skis, and dash out of the house. You leave the key to your house
sitting in the lock to the front door. Whoever finds the house open can
take it, and all your stuff. You don’t need it anymore. You jump back
into the car and start burning rubber through all four gears back to
the highway where you saw the hitcher.
He’s still there. You slam on the brakes. When he opens the car door,
you look into his eyes. It’s you. It’s the life you left behind when
you sold out.