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We have to move the planet

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hurrisun
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after watching myth busters all night it hit me

the solution for global warming is we need to move the earth a little but further away formt he sun like in lost how they move the island

I figure if we get enough cable and duct tape a couple super powered rockets it shouldnt be that hard to drag the world a couple hundred thousand kilometeres towards mars

and not only would it cool the planet it would make space travel easier as soon as we make the earth mobil we can go anywhere

i call this happens in the next 75 years when all the scientests start talkng abot it in year 2069 im gunna bring up this post and make mad money off it claiming this is where the geniuses saw it first
Jul 12 2010 5:32AM
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MadSteezin
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if we traveled with the earth than we would all die because space is fuckin cold man!
Jul 12 2010 5:34AM
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hurrisun
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big birds and rockets man we can prolly get goin prety fast
Jul 12 2010 5:36AM
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CluckaChuck
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werrd
Jul 12 2010 6:49AM
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Steezy_Street
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They did it in futurama as well. Nothing to it
Jul 12 2010 6:54AM
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1337
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this idea is genius


pause not
Jul 12 2010 7:00AM
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Gameboy
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I would use some better materials..
Jul 12 2010 7:40AM
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Inbred_Redneck
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GREAT IDEA BRA!






You'll be manning the first rocket out...muhahahaha
Jul 12 2010 7:51AM
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SkierX
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We just need to get everyone in the Western Hemisphere to jump at the same exact time.

Duh.
Jul 12 2010 9:04AM
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Lemuel
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Nonononono, then the word would just spin out of control. I think the hamsterball effect would work better: everyone get in their cars at the same time and drive in the same direction.
Jul 12 2010 9:16AM
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neutralzombie
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so when do we start?
Jul 12 2010 9:17AM
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sammiedee
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Jul 12 2010 9:57AM
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No_Dub
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this sounds like a great idea.
Jul 12 2010 2:51PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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my question exactly
Jul 12 2010 2:54PM
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Schlop
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out of 10, I'd say he was OhMyBosh high
Jul 12 2010 2:57PM
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Forkstealer
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Distance from the sun has a very small impact on the temperature of the earth. Youre not talking thousands of kilometers, youre gonna want at least 10 million miles. Fuck it, we might as well just move to Mars and use all our greenhouse gasses from here to establish an athmosphere there.
Jul 12 2010 3:17PM
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mike91129
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Jul 12 2010 3:20PM
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neutralzombie
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Jul 12 2010 4:24PM
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hurrisun
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^ amazing show


and a solid 7
Jul 12 2010 4:26PM
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Jamestown
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Why not move the sun away from the Earth?
Jul 12 2010 4:31PM
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hurrisun
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jenifa is a ho

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hurrisun$ --> Jenifa$$
and ur like a 10... on the manly scale
Date Sent: Jul 12 2010 16:44:39 - (not read)

hurrisun$ --> Jenifa$$
they said on a scale of 1 to 10 how high were u when you posted this

Date Sent: Jul 12 2010 16:44:08 - (read)
Jenifa$$ --> hurrisun$
the solid 7 comment. lol. you obviously didnt get it the first time, so im just point that out.

Date Sent: Jul 12 2010 16:43:25 - (read)

hurrisun$ --> Jenifa$$
lol wat the fuck is your problem wat joke r u talking about

Date Sent: Jul 12 2010 16:41:09 - (read)
Jenifa$$ --> hurrisun$
no clue. if you weren't, then it's still a bad joke.

Date Sent: Jul 12 2010 16:40:52 - (read)
Jenifa$$ --> hurrisun$
sorry, i'm not into idiots or lesser beings. you'll have to check back with me when i lose my sanity. thanks!

Date Sent: Jul 12 2010 16:40:45 - (read)
hurrisun$ --> Jenifa$$
oh did you think i was talkng about your appearance?

Date Sent: Jul 12 2010 16:40:09 - (read)
hurrisun$ --> Jenifa$$
suck my dick ho

Date Sent: Jul 12 2010 16:39:46 - (read)
Jenifa$$ --> hurrisun$
way to make a bad joke.
Jul 12 2010 4:52PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU FOR THE LOST SPOILER! fuck Im still on season 4
Jul 12 2010 4:55PM
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hurrisun
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hahaha my bad my bad

but it doesnt really spoil much hang in there
Jul 12 2010 4:56PM
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hurrisun
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im sorry but who sends messages like that

and you actauly think ur all mature is funny too
Jul 12 2010 5:11PM
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hurrisun
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you had no problem when i was putting my dick in yo mouth the other night
Jul 12 2010 5:13PM
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hurrisun
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no way man thats the one that gettin my karma back to 8000 i just know it
Jul 12 2010 5:17PM
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eheath
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I am now dumber after reading this, thanks.
Jul 12 2010 5:17PM
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neutralzombie
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either way, no one will like you.
Jul 12 2010 5:18PM
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hurrisun
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hey everybody its tom selleck!!!
Jul 12 2010 5:19PM
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hurrisun
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why did you even beef me in the first place...

i said i liked what you posted and then you just startin actin like a bitch

go invador zim
Jul 12 2010 5:21PM
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neutralzombie
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you called me a ho retard. why don't you improve your reading skills and learn some fucking manners when someone's privately pointing out to you that your joke wasn't funny.
Jul 12 2010 5:23PM
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hurrisun
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lol thank god ns keeps a time line you posted invador zim i said haha that show is sick

then i get a message nice joke retard or somthing liek that

then i called you a ho

to quote the huge fag klazo "dont put words in my mouth"
Jul 12 2010 5:25PM
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neutralzombie
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Date Sent: Jul 12 2010 16:40:09 - (read)
hurrisun$ --> Jenifa$$
suck my dick ho

Date Sent: Jul 12 2010 16:39:46 - (read)
Jenifa$$ --> hurrisun$
way to make a bad joke.


reading is a valuable tool.
Jul 12 2010 5:25PM
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hurrisun
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and there was no joke ya dumb slut you need to learnt o read and put 2 and 2 together to realize what i was ranking out of 10

i get it your not a very attective person you are sensitive about your looks as soon as you see a number you assume its somebody rating you get over yourself god
Jul 12 2010 5:26PM
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Peter.
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the world is ending in 2012 anyway so why should we care
Jul 12 2010 5:30PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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that girl engaged me in a similar yet more annoying pm conversation, shit sucks someone should jump on the grenade and throw that dog a bone
Jul 12 2010 5:57PM
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hurrisun
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there was a cool member with that icon one time
Jul 12 2010 6:00PM
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hurrisun
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jk if you support hurrisun you sure get my support!
Jul 12 2010 6:01PM
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hurrisun
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i thought u were cool man

and its not like i woke up today thinking i wana hurt this girls feeling on the internet she was just all like ohh im gunna start beef on the internet even though im an easy targett wahhh

i hope those nasty boys i send unnecessary messages to are in a good mood so they dont hurt my feelings too much and force me to get another wierd tatoo


but srsly im gunna put my computer down for a couple hours maybe rub one out maye cook a burger to be honest im not really sure all i do know is you guys r all homos and im gunna start the most succesful cult in newschoolers histry

and you can join if you want...klazo to
Jul 12 2010 6:09PM
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.daringharry
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jenifa = ho
Jul 12 2010 6:10PM
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FUUUCK
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Awesome thread
Jul 12 2010 6:16PM
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mike91129
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Jul 12 2010 6:38PM
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hurrisun
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i dont get it
Jul 12 2010 6:40PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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uhhh it was probably my other account, heydudeitsme before I got banned. I can't imagine too many people on a skiing site who a) went to Kansas University b) would make it there icon
Jul 12 2010 6:42PM
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mike91129
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I'm suggesting through a picture, that the above doofs have beef with each other.
Jul 12 2010 6:45PM
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hurrisun
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i still think we can be frineds
Jul 12 2010 6:46PM
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dreadyboy
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this thread is now about beakin harrisun
Jul 12 2010 6:48PM
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mike91129
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I didn't even realize you were one of the doofs i was referring to. A+ on the shitty pm's though.

And im kinda disappointed no one got stoked off the annhiliatrix pic. Frisky Dingo rules.
Jul 12 2010 6:56PM
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peyton
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so ignorant.
Jul 12 2010 6:59PM
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hurrisun
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i didnt mean frineds with you i meant el gato if i know el gato and trust me i do hes gunna go take a steam eat some cabbage rolls while watching some abrina the teenage witch animated series and by then he will have totally forgotten about his innapropriate outburst and i will eventually forgive him and we will carry on like we always have
Jul 12 2010 7:01PM
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hurrisun
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heres the kind of bored ass destructive mood im in due to being in the middle of nowhere for approxiamtley 3 months with minimal human contact

im making a male for male add casual encounters on kijiji and putting my buddies phone number he's pretty dumb it will be jokes

Jul 12 2010 7:05PM
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