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What Celebrities have NS farted on?

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_steffen_
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farted on tila tequila on a plane she was standing behind me i felt it was just too epic of an opportunity, just a lil squeaker thoughClick for larger image
Jul 12 2010 12:53AM
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kardaddy
Posts: 435 - Karma: 10
what the fuck????
Jul 12 2010 12:54AM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
a kid i know farted on paris hilton while he was buying a bag of doritos.
Jul 12 2010 12:55AM
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kardaddy
Posts: 435 - Karma: 10
WHAT THE FUCK??? is it like a normal thing to fart on celebrities?? because this is new to me
Jul 12 2010 12:56AM
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J-Evs
Posts: 6387 - Karma: 1,615
haha
the second i saw this thread i knew you were gunna say that cuz i saw u said it in some other thread... i forget which one though
Jul 12 2010 12:57AM
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murflydude
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wut

Jul 12 2010 12:57AM
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Gnarshred
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Well why wouldn't you? Its way cooler than getting their autograph or something gay like that.
Jul 12 2010 12:57AM
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_steffen_
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haha its a way of demonstrating your disdain for those with more money/jetskis than you. its a practice than became popular after a comedian told a joke about farting on jessica simpson. thanks for your inquiry biggie
Jul 12 2010 12:58AM
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Dan.P
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I farted in the same room as the Australian ex prime minister's son. He's not really a celeb tho
Jul 12 2010 12:58AM
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spruitm
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Why were you able to recognize her on a plane?  I would have no idea who she was
Jul 12 2010 10:04AM
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Milksteak
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Her "shirt" defeats the whole purpose of wearing a shirt.
Jul 12 2010 10:07AM
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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
thank god
Jul 12 2010 11:32AM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
and you have a problem with that?
Jul 12 2010 11:34AM
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leahey
Posts: 2548 - Karma: 32
yeeeeeah. I've never farted on a celebrity...
Jul 12 2010 11:34AM
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_steffen_
Posts: 904 - Karma: 133
i sat next to her on the flight and she said some shit that people who are tila tequila might say
Jul 12 2010 11:48AM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
...of course not. I love it; note the heart.
Jul 12 2010 11:58AM
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garrettwiz
Posts: 2662 - Karma: 34
so you might have just farted on a random asian girl...
Jul 12 2010 12:11PM
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Big_Spence
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the heart doesn't show up on my computer.
wtf?
Jul 12 2010 12:27PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
why would you fart on a celevrity? it just seems stupid.
Jul 12 2010 12:35PM
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TBigCat
Posts: 629 - Karma: 4
hahaha
Jul 12 2010 12:38PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
Dammit, well now I look dumb. Oh well.
Jul 12 2010 1:08PM
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Myfirstname.
Posts: 1581 - Karma: 312
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5817/farting-on-jessica-simpson-from-joshsneed

+ k for imbed
Jul 12 2010 1:13PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
Farting on Jessica Simpson - watch more funny videos
Jul 12 2010 1:15PM
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Black.Bird
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Farting on Jessica Simpson - watch more funny videos
Jul 12 2010 1:15PM
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spruitm
Posts: 2223 - Karma: 1,088
Here you go:


Jul 12 2010 1:17PM
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Myfirstname.
Posts: 1581 - Karma: 312
Haha epic^^^ You all win!
Jul 12 2010 1:18PM
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doobiebrotha
Posts: 760 - Karma: 8
You're fuking stupid I would have hit on her for so long, then if that didn't work I would have bribed her with money to suck my dick.. And if that didn't work, well i would have raped her....
Jul 12 2010 1:22PM
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NWPA
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 165
what?
Jul 12 2010 2:10PM
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canterbury
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 55
how old are you? 12?
Jul 12 2010 2:26PM
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nedward
Posts: 841 - Karma: 15
i believe the man wants fellatio. pronto.
Jul 12 2010 2:44PM
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.jersey
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i farted in an elevator with joe torre, derek jeter, and jorge posada once. i have never seen somebody try and get out of an elevator so fast before
Jul 12 2010 2:47PM
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Brenone
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so your sitting next to a girl on a plane who is famous for just being a whore and the first thing you think to do is fart on her?
Jul 12 2010 3:20PM
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CluckaChuck
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 734
I bumped into Amy Whinehouse in London England, But Unfortunately had no gas in store.
Jul 12 2010 3:23PM
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jason...
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I would have done something else besides fart on her. Just saying.
Jul 12 2010 3:27PM
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TBigCat
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is this a new thing farting on celebritiues

Jul 23 2010 11:45PM
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TOK
Posts: 2928 - Karma: 2,540
yes.
Jul 23 2010 11:52PM
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COrider
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Jul 23 2010 11:59PM
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chardi
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this is a dumb thread, but after looking at the picture in the op i now know what i am doing with the rest of my night.  thank you and good night ns.
Jul 24 2010 12:08AM
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ButteredToast.
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WTF did he say at 1:53?

I watched it like five times and still cant figure it out.

"I'm (something) by my husband"?
Jul 24 2010 12:48AM
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Ethan.G
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This, as soon as I read what the op said I burst into laughter and couldn't stop after reading all the comments.
Jul 24 2010 1:50AM
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