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NS buy an island? Screw that!

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ECB
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Instead of buying an island as someone else suggested, I'm thinking we buy a condo in Chicago, but not just any condo, a condo in: THE PLAYBOY MANSION.

It is only 2.9 million!

Here is the link: http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2010/autos/1005/gallery.playboy_condo/index.html

Buying an island is cool, but living in the original Playboy Mansion is much, much more ballin.

So who's down? I say every NSer donates 1 dollar, we collect about a thousand dollars, and put it all on a number at roulette at a casino. Then with our 1 in 38 chance, we could make that 1,000 about 35,000! Then if put the 35,000 on a number, we could make 1.225 millionish, which would be our down payment on the mansion. I would use my negotiating skills and make the mansion costs us 2 mil even, so we would need .775 mil more, or 775,000. For that money, I'm thinking either a bake sale, or just getting a mortgage over 30 years.

It is a pretty solid move on the part of NS, so who is down?
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Lemuel
Posts: 14543 - Karma: 11,148
Fuck it, lets raid it and take it by force
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Malcolm
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im down. ill collect the money. so far we have one dollar from me
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
another great idea from ECB.


ECB for pres.
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
i doubt we'd be lucky enough to hit our number everytime and make that kind of money. what we should do is get every NS'er (whose down for the plan) to donate like 500 dollars then we get the NS'er with the most stock trading talent to invest that shit and make us some mad loots then we get a balling castle up in the mountains (castle newschoolers) and then everyone who threw down can come and live in the castle and shred all day with the NS family.
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
That could work, but 500 is a lot. If you think about it, we have a 1 in 37 or 38 chance of winning roulette depending on which style you play (depending on Casino). Then we have to win it again. Think about south park. Then think, 1 in 38, twice. Not that bad of odds, for only donating a dollar. And a castle would be cool, but, if we owned the playboy mansion, dude, its the playboy mansion, nuff said.
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1337
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I'll donate 5 dollars if I can be in charge of all the women that come with it
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k-dizzle
Posts: 159 - Karma: 10
lets steal it

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Rudy.
Posts: 441 - Karma: 24
there is a dollar on my washing machine right now!
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Deal, but I get dibs on any Russians or family members.
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Elmo.
Posts: 4320 - Karma: 669

yea tall tees will make us look like thugs soooo everyoen inside will just run... except the girls ... hopefully

sorry heffner(sp?)

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theabortionator
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Yeah, so many people can fit in a condo. these threads make sense
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Its playboy mansion, it could easily sleep 20, and fit 100 during the day, and not all of NS would be there at one time either, just whenever you go to Chicago, you can go there then.

Oh and we are up to 8 potential dollars.......
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 256
or we could not do all that stuff, and just have a bake sale instead. i can make smookies, so that everyone gets the munchies over and over again from buying the cookies because they have the munchies
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 256
we will make bank.
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Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
Or we can all learn how to count cards, and take a Ns las Vegas trip
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
we should put half on black and half on red and in time we will be rich!
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pussymoneyweed
Posts: 2055 - Karma: 60
let us buy a tree for a tree house on the mansion property. telescope will be provided by me. tissues, and paint thinner also provided.


greatest days of our l1v3s
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theblacktaco
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 82
i throw a dollar down ... its like not that bad of chances .... OOORRRR we could all buy one mega millions # if a thousand of us do it we might have pretty goood chances
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Spillway_East
Posts: 1127 - Karma: 378
thats why we are only doing that method twice.
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Dukeybrains
Posts: 1030 - Karma: 11
Hey you've got like a 1 in 1444 chance of winning your roulette scheme id go for it

highly entertaining


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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Yea, but 1 in 38 times 2, or 1000 in 300million, or whatever the odds are for Mega.....Plus, we don't need 200 million, just 2, but, your logic might work, I'm going to research the lottery.
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theblacktaco
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with 200 million we could start are own adult magizine called like "beezys" or somthing
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icantskiiFILM
Posts: 2113 - Karma: 140
everyone send the money to me.
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 314
does it come with the playboy bunnies? if so i will throw the change in my hand and a paper clip that i wore when i saw tom wallisch at mount snow
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Dukeybrains
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haha the chances aren't one in 38 time 2 though they're one in 38 times 38
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TOK
Posts: 2928 - Karma: 2,540
just point me towards the paypal account, i have $0.73 left in mine and feeling pretty crazy, might just let it go
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*valkyrie*
Posts: 229 - Karma: 51

I was told by a dealer once that roulette is a ladies game because it does not involve much thinking

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Dukeybrains
Posts: 1030 - Karma: 11
Well I hope you proceeded to outwit him
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oreopancake.
Posts: 2596 - Karma: 21
I have $2.78 in my pocket. I donate that.
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Polar_Beer
Posts: 1515 - Karma: 228
Count me in for a dolla, this investment sounds full proof.
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ski-swagga
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ill donate a dollar to this cause.
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ECB
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We are up to 14.51, some change, and a paperclip, if we get over 100, then we will actually do this, and yes, its 1 in 1444 chance, but, that is like saying 1 in 38, twice, which sounds a hell of a lot better

I'm leaving for the day, but when I come back, if there is over 100 in pledged money, we will do this.
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Zump.
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 256
ill donate $2.50
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nitsua
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I'm in. Thats a damn good idea.
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elle*
Posts: 252 - Karma: 13
hell, i'll donate $10.. this is a noble cause.
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wesley.
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1. raise money
2. learn to count cards
3.??????
4. profit
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
1.hustle the streets
2 hire ho's
3. ????
4 profit??
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ImYoung
Posts: 120 - Karma: 47
im in for 20
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Zent33zy
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we will all donate 20 dollhairs
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[-mvee-]
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sounds BRILLIANT! hehe (evil laugh)
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Flowsion
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i will put in 10 dollars. i also dibs a bedroom.
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
I`ll donate a few dollars to this worthy cause. But I think the best idea is to invest in a ski resort: Mount NS

Not only will we be able to ski and get jobs there, but mad profit will be mad if it gets opened to the public..
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15098 - Karma: 9,306
I'LL DONATE 10 BUCKS IF I CAN BE IN CHARGE OF ALL THE WOMEN AND MAKE JAMIE MY SEX SLAVE (NO HOMO)
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ORDEAL
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I hope you guys realize that you dont get the whole thing, you get a condo within, NO GIRLS included
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BerGNARdo
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^

but really it could work.

figure out how much money we'd need and find a lottery with an appropriate payout. then spend all the donated money on tickets. we're bound to win eventually, that's just how it works.
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Sam.Carson
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fuck yes i want in i got 90 dollas
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Gameboy
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I'll donate all the money I presently have in my pocket which is 1,63$.
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