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BP's really done it now...

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Big_Spence
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http://www.helium.com/items/1882339-doomsday-how-bp-gulf-disaster-may-have-triggered-a-world-killing-event


inb4 someone clearly posts without reading even half the article.
Jul 10 2010 3:48AM
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Scrambles
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wow Obama fucked up
Jul 10 2010 3:49AM
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Big_Spence
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+k
Jul 10 2010 3:51AM
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wambat
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fuck it, let's go bowling.
Jul 10 2010 3:51AM
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paulgenovese
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MASS ORGY TIME
Jul 10 2010 3:53AM
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yellav
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well thats just like your opinion man
Jul 10 2010 3:55AM
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LS.
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what did obama do to cause the oil spill?
Jul 10 2010 4:25AM
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Mr.Panda
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He is responsible for killing the dinosaurs quite obviously.
Jul 10 2010 4:32AM
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pmills
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idiot:

....that will culminate with the first mass extinction of life on Earth in many millions of years.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holocene_extinction
Jul 10 2010 7:33AM
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Schlop
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we're all fucked. let's start a riot
Jul 10 2010 8:03AM
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Blurst
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How can they actually say that this is doomsday!? This is a preposterous article! By reading the title and no more of the article I can clearly tell that Obama must be put out of office for he is the cause of everything wrong in the world.
Jul 10 2010 8:18AM
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Blurst
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but seriously I can't tell how serious this article is.
Jul 10 2010 8:28AM
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yippie
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this




we are fucked...
Jul 10 2010 8:49AM
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Owen.
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meh, I'm not really buying it....
Jul 10 2010 9:24AM
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stokedelic
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it makes sense to me.
Jul 10 2010 9:36AM
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PeterWojnar
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God damn it Fox news...
Jul 10 2010 9:44AM
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Schlop
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Intelligence of NS: please verify this article
Jul 10 2010 9:48AM
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*TURBONERD*
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i'm just gonna come out and say it. I'M TOO FUCKING LAZY TO READ IT. FUCK YOU BP
Jul 10 2010 9:50AM
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mr_grom
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Fuck. The mayans were right.
Jul 10 2010 9:50AM
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GratefulDead
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"Most experts in the know, however, agree that if the world-changing event does occur it will happen suddenly and within the next 6 months."
Jul 10 2010 9:53AM
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pomme-de-terre
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so? im fucking invincible. you fucks are all gonna be blown to shit and ill be floating through space and shit and having sex with hott alien bitches.
Jul 10 2010 10:21AM
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mysticllamarider
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googled it and this came up i doubt it will be clicky so http://www.my3cents.com/showReview.cgi?id=33644
Jul 10 2010 10:25AM
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ECB
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Please go here to see what actually happened: https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/548711/

But, if the article you posted is true, and its also true that we are all going to die shortly, I'm going to start having underage sex with my relatives.
Jul 10 2010 10:27AM
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Uncle.Badness
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Guys this is fucking helium.com... people are paid to write random articles that are for the most part bullshit.
Jul 10 2010 10:27AM
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WikiWiki
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well that blows really bad
Jul 10 2010 10:29AM
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ski_DC
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This is the biggest load of bullshit I have read in a long time. First, no reputable news source would ever use the word "Doomsday" in an article like this. It is unprofessional and fear mongering. Second, this sources look like a 5th grader did it. Third, google the author. He wrote an article calling for secession, one saying Buzz Aldrin went insane and claims to have seen a martian structure on the moon, among other similarly poorly written crack-pot articles. Use your brain, NS.
Jul 10 2010 10:51AM
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Schlop
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I was waiting for this reply, and you delivered.
Jul 10 2010 10:56AM
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pmw
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but guys, it SKYROCKETED FROM 100,000 PSI TO 40,000 PSI!!!!!!!!!!!!

The subterranean methane is pressurized at 100,000 pounds psi. According to Matt Simmons, an oil industry expert, the methane pressure at the wellhead has now skyrocketed to a terrifying 40,000 pounds psi.
Jul 10 2010 11:11AM
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summersover
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its chill we've got a few million years to go
Jul 10 2010 11:53AM
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DaveM
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that article is ridiculous

Jul 10 2010 11:56AM
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BMB
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huh, It might actually happen.  that's 12/21/2012
Jul 10 2010 12:14PM
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No_Dub
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if i die, tell wallisch i love him
Jul 10 2010 12:17PM
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pussymoneyweed
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"i just want my life back"

Jul 10 2010 12:19PM
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No_Dub
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what the fuck happend to the rest of my post?
Jul 10 2010 12:21PM
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chacho
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the internet itself stopped you from saying anything gayer
Jul 10 2010 12:41PM
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No_Dub
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nicely said.
but it got alot better, it was actually a good response to the thread. but i dont feel like typing it again.
Jul 10 2010 12:48PM
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hurrisun
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their new startegy is pretty fucked to

there gunna cut the thing all the way open so its gushing at 100% and then try to put a tighter cap on

i have a feeling they r gunna fuck up the tighter cap and then oil will be spilling at an even higher rate


this whole sitaution is just fucked
Jul 10 2010 12:49PM
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hurrisun
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ohhh this is exciting they r doing it in a couple hours i hope we get to watch on that live cam


as much as the whole spill disgusts me I kinda want it to get worse there is definatley some pleassure in watching the world go to shit I love the idea of all those corporate basterds in some sort of zombe apocolapse and myself just looting shit and heading for the jungle to live in peace with whats left of nature
Jul 10 2010 12:55PM
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TheDude
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you obviously didnt see avatar enough to know that even then you wont be safe
Jul 10 2010 1:05PM
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hurrisun
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i havent but i guess i see the logic

the jungle is a pretty scary place with all those snakes and bugs and shit

id hate to see mutated snakes and bugs and cheetas

im headed north where nothing can survive
Jul 10 2010 1:09PM
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Rudy.
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holy motherfucker's.
Jul 10 2010 1:11PM
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Crack.
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12/21/10
Jul 10 2010 1:32PM
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PeterNorth
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yea because we all know that obama started the leak and can control if it gets fixed or not, your a fucking idiot. blame BP DOUCHE
Jul 10 2010 1:38PM
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Mr.Panda
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Someone didn't read the article and doesn't realize the giant joke he quoted.
Jul 10 2010 1:48PM
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Deletedtoday
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The oil spill has a clear message, EAT ALASKAN CRAB!
Jul 10 2010 1:49PM
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teleak
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Lately, the end of the world in 2012 keeps sounding more and more necessary
Jul 10 2010 1:53PM
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PeterNorth
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no i didnt read the article because its bull shit
Jul 10 2010 1:57PM
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Big_Spence
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how dare you insult helium!
Jul 10 2010 2:02PM
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OhioRiderSPK5
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ah shit were fucked now huh.
Jul 10 2010 2:05PM
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woollygangster
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thanks goodness, i was about to shit myself....
Jul 10 2010 2:14PM
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Forkstealer
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The methane leak has been happening in the arctic for a long time and is a large contributor to greenhouse gasses. It releases 500000 tonnes of methane a year into the athmosphere. Needless to say, it hasnt released an enormous methane bubble destroying humanity yet.
Jul 10 2010 2:42PM
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