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ButchCassidy
Posts: 268 - Karma: 17
Ok so this is how it works, the person below answers a question asking how much it would cost for before someone would do something and then makes a question and so on.

    For example, how much would it take to get you to wipe someones ass?
Jul 9 2010 9:37PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
Posts: 9933 - Karma: 9,432
$100 a wipe
its not that bad....
Jul 9 2010 9:38PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
$50.

how much money would you need before you made out with your mum
Jul 9 2010 9:39PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
Posts: 9933 - Karma: 9,432
forgot to make my question
how much money would it take for you to fart in the middle of class, with chicks present
Jul 9 2010 9:39PM
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FreeskierRocco.
Posts: 3740 - Karma: 91

$300

How much would you need to stay in the forrest for a month with nothing, not even clothing?

Jul 9 2010 9:40PM
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remove
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 1,026

$5

$10 and i'd scratch my balls

How much money would it take you to eat a peice of shit?

Jul 9 2010 9:41PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,463
50
how much would you need to brush your teeth with earwax
Jul 9 2010 9:42PM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
ten grand how much would it cost to get you to serve a five year prison sentence for someone else
Jul 9 2010 9:42PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
$100

How much would you need to crawl into a bus driver's uterus and stay there for 6 hours?
Jul 9 2010 9:43PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
$5000

how much would it cost to take a dump in the middle of the road on the busiest street in your town?
Jul 9 2010 9:43PM
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StevenR
Posts: 1372 - Karma: 33
$1000. That would be dangerous.

How much would it take to get you to perform oral sex on a member of the same gender as you?
Jul 9 2010 9:45PM
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GORlLLA
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 45
$.0.25

How much would it cost to slap your grandmother?
Jul 9 2010 9:46PM
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00_Koda
Posts: 922 - Karma: 270
200 i love my grandma

how much would it take to quit skiing
Jul 9 2010 9:47PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
you could make a lot more then $5 grand working, opposed to serving a 5 year prison sentence...

how much to rub your hand along the gooch, then lick it after a vigorous workout?
Jul 9 2010 9:47PM
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TOK
Posts: 2928 - Karma: 2,540
couldn't pay me for that, the only reason I even want money is to put it back into skiing

to perform oral sex on a horse
Jul 9 2010 9:49PM
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8088
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 158
$50 how much would it cost you to drop a baby ( he is not harmed its just super mean)
Jul 9 2010 9:51PM
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omnomnom
Posts: 1280 - Karma: 73
50 bucks.

How much to make out with your sister unknowingly in a dark room?
Jul 9 2010 9:51PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
my answer had a deeper meaning, i shouldve explained it. i would only ask for 5 grand if i was the boss of the inmates, and all the crims looked up to me and performed tasks i ordered them to do. and if i didnt get raped.

but if i was to be the bitch in the prison, i would ask for 50 g plus, to compensate for the rapings etc
Jul 9 2010 9:54PM
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steep
Posts: 6063 - Karma: 298
hahahahahahah,


10 bucks

How much to take a dump under your sheets and then sleep on it?
Jul 9 2010 9:55PM
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GORlLLA
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 45
Free if you're woogity. Zing!
Jul 9 2010 9:55PM
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Balls-of-NS
Posts: 16 - Karma: 10
balls
Jul 9 2010 9:56PM
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rockjumper
Posts: 496 - Karma: 13
100


how much would it take for you to make out with a tranny, infront of your parents?
Jul 9 2010 9:58PM
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rickroller
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 483
200$

how much to brush your teeth with a used tampon?
Jul 9 2010 9:59PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
200

how much would it take for you and your friends to get completely naked and for you to masturbate while they watch
Jul 9 2010 10:00PM
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rockjumper
Posts: 496 - Karma: 13
250 and a couple splooge rags.

Kim is killing it

how much to eat a dirty waffle?/ (the act of taking a shit on a girls chest then hitting her with a tennis racket)
Jul 9 2010 10:05PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
a good 750, at the VERY least
Jul 9 2010 10:07PM
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rockjumper
Posts: 496 - Karma: 13
how much to purposely lose a game of eat the cookie?
Jul 9 2010 10:09PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
37.50 paypal'd

How much would it take to have unprotected sex with a third cousin of yours? (For me 7 beers)
Jul 9 2010 10:11PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
$200

how much would it take for you to freeze 10 grapes then cover them in toothpaste and then begin to masturbate, then you must insert one grape into your butthole every minute (If you run out of grapes (i.e. exceed 10 minutes) you must stop and may not cum for 10 days. If you succeed then you must cum onto your own face)?
Jul 9 2010 10:13PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
I did that with peanut m&m's when I was drunk, i got to four.....
Jul 9 2010 10:14PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
Posts: 9933 - Karma: 9,432
wtf, I'll pay you so I don't have to do that
Jul 9 2010 10:15PM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
i already came reading that, so free. how much to give up a kidney to a man who murdered your parents
Jul 9 2010 10:15PM
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omnomnom
Posts: 1280 - Karma: 73
da fuck?

and 500 bucks for the grape thing.


How much to stroke your dogs red rocket till he blows a load in your face?
Jul 9 2010 10:16PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
$1000

how much to play spin the bottle with your parents, grandparents and your younger sister, naked?
Jul 9 2010 10:18PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
If it was cousin, I would do it for free, I'm actually serious.

My grandparents, about 300 bucks hsould do it
Jul 9 2010 10:19PM
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ButchCassidy
Posts: 268 - Karma: 17
There are some weird kids on NS!
Jul 9 2010 10:22PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Not me, I just wanna fuck my third cousin, its legal to marry her, so fucking should be fine.
Jul 9 2010 10:22PM
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1337
Posts: 31063 - Karma: 29,378
just stop mentioning that shes your third cousin, i forget the third part and it freaks me out
Jul 9 2010 10:27PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 511
1000

How much would it take for you to kill 20 people therefore getting you a death sentence.
Jul 9 2010 10:30PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
its all hypothetical buddy, mellow out. i think if anyone here was really put in a mentioned position, where we had the scare factor of it being real life, we would all ask for much higher prices. remember, this is the internet /argument.
Jul 9 2010 10:34PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
oh, and for the record, i have had numerous jobs.
Jul 9 2010 10:35PM
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EasyEast
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 118

idk where this thread is going above haha but $100

how much money would you need before you switched to snowbaording?

Jul 9 2010 10:40PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
ha sweet buddy, dont go playing the age card. might not work out too good for you.

and its a silly little internet game, you fucking kidding me? fucking fun police. if you get involved its actually quite amusing. try it.
Jul 9 2010 10:41PM
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Sir.Steezealot
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 677
How much money would you take to poop on your best friends moms bed
Jul 9 2010 10:43PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 511
OMGZZ LIKE $11111111111100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000!

Jul 9 2010 10:44PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
Posts: 9933 - Karma: 9,432
300
how much money would it take to take a poop on your best friends mom and put frosting on top
Jul 9 2010 10:47PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
man ill pay you to do that

how much to never ski/ snowboard (going near snow in general) ever again?
Jul 9 2010 10:51PM
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Baskin.
Posts: 1387 - Karma: 13

50$

For how much money would you shoot a gay porn movie in the middle of NYC with and audience of 1000+ poeple?

Jul 9 2010 10:52PM
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F-Beezy
Posts: 365 - Karma: 86

$7500

how much money would you have sex with a person that has aids (no condom strait raw) for you not so bright people how much would you take to get aids

Jul 9 2010 10:57PM
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the.hoffman
Posts: 1372 - Karma: 283
Man, you guys will do crazy shit for little money.
Jul 9 2010 11:00PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
100000000001
Jul 9 2010 11:04PM
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