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cj
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aight everyone, this is my new thread...post in here for cj thoughts and cj related issues.


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Apr 7 2004 10:36PM
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shootr
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when do you get your new Defy Skeez pro models?


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the mexicans are having some difficlties determining the tip and tail so were set back a few weeks on production time...sry peoples


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Apr 7 2004 10:37PM
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Hey CJ, Why do frogs ribbit?

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Apr 7 2004 10:39PM
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titties



-Strode



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Apr 7 2004 10:40PM
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cj
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frogs robbot, 220 cm is ok for BC...205 is all mtn modle, still good for park.


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Apr 7 2004 10:41PM
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is that the waist width?


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Apr 7 2004 10:42PM
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220 is length, 180 at waist tho


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Apr 7 2004 10:43PM
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I heard that you recently nailed Sarah Burke, can you possibly deny these rumours so that we can start a media frenzy?

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Apr 7 2004 10:43PM
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I'd rather hear CJ confirm that rumour.




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SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Apr 7 2004 10:44PM
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cj
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my shirt smells like beer...and yes i nailed the olsson twins, Jon and Sarah...


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Apr 7 2004 10:45PM
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But if he confirms it, we will not be able to send out a frenzied hoard of Paparazzi to prove it.

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can i touch your breasts?
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Apr 7 2004 10:46PM
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not without dinner first

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i fell so hard the other day on my ass, its brused and swollen...i got jlo booty


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Apr 7 2004 10:49PM
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Jib_This
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Wait, I think I just read that CJ nailed Jon Olson. Can I have a confirmation on that?

I'll take you out to dinner, but you have to touch MY breast.




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SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Apr 7 2004 10:49PM
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CJ,

how do you get cool? i need to know this so i can get a girl to talk to me. Pleez help.










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Apr 7 2004 10:50PM
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shootr
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how dare someone let another topic get above this.. for even a second!!!

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Apr 7 2004 10:51PM
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cj, can I be on the DEFY SKEEZ and KAW RAW team? I just want To Be KeWl LikE yU guyZ, ya NoE?

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Apr 7 2004 10:54PM
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shootr
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CJ, you are obviously not minding your thread, this is an outrage, I want my money back.... answer the damn questions already.. they are backing up..
BTW Why are Whistler girls typical pro hoes?

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Apr 7 2004 10:55PM
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yeah cj, how do you get cool? i assume it involves video games and collectible card games
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i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
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Apr 7 2004 10:56PM
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no, yes, yes, no, YES SUCH HOES!


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Apr 7 2004 10:56PM
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so if they're hoes, it follows that if you pretend to be pro, you'll get laid. And you won't even need to feel bad about pretending to be something you're not, because they're hoes. CJ, is this an acceptable method to get sex from Whistler girls?




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SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Apr 7 2004 10:57PM
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shootr
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I would like to know that too? and if so.. what tools do I need to have prepared to fool them into thinking I am a pro... cuz ya know.. it is pretty dry out here..

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Apr 7 2004 10:59PM
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well i ryd for BB - KAW RAW, and DEFY SKEEZ so im pro, i dont hav to lyE, jus make up companeez


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Apr 7 2004 10:59PM
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ingenious
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i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Apr 7 2004 11:00PM
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cj
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I JUST WANNA ROCK OUT!
SCREW U MOM N DAD!
SCHOOL SUX!


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Apr 7 2004 11:03PM
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shootr
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Shit son,, I forgot that I am a Defy Skeez teem ryder..
I guess it is because them mexicans workin in the sweatshop in Bangkok have not delivered me steezy skeez yet.... I just have to shout out props to TMC and Defy? word I am gonna do that.

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When you shout out TMC, make sure to make the distinction between your crew, and the store.

Wait, on second thought, don't make that distinction. Keep'em guessing...




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SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Apr 7 2004 11:06PM
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shootr
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Hey CJ.. is Kaw RAw an apparal co.. or is it shoes.. or is it a men's fragrance?

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i want free defy skeez gear
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i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Apr 7 2004 11:08PM
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Jib_This
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How do I become a DEFY skeez team rider? I'm supa steeeeezy, so I think I qualify.




TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Apr 7 2004 11:08PM
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cj
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KAW RAW is my shyt, is jus the BB, som steezy ryders in whis...but weer gonna produce a fragrance...to be on defy skeez, u haf to be ready to sell your soul to skee, lyk be hella set fo it...


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Apr 7 2004 11:11PM
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skier fragrance might smell kinda bad. or it might not.

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Apr 7 2004 11:13PM
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cj
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its like boot + ski wax + condom smell...


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Apr 7 2004 11:14PM
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Well to be reppin Defy you either gotts to throw down shit like no tomorrow.. or talk shit like no tomorrow.. either one works.. as we don't really care.. just stand by the lip of a jump or rail and shit talk about everyone hitting it.. dont' forget to say 'I'd hit this shit, but it is just way to small ,(or :just not gnar enough) for me.. you guys enjoy playing on your weak ass hit'

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Apr 7 2004 11:14PM
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Jib_This
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How about TMC allegiance? Does that work in my favour?




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SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Apr 7 2004 11:16PM
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shootr
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Well we would have to hear some of your shit talk... CJ could make a decision..

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Apr 7 2004 11:17PM
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i pretty much dont ski anymore, i just come online and claim shit...


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Apr 7 2004 11:18PM
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Jib_This
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^Sick, that's just like me!




TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Apr 7 2004 11:18PM
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shootr
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I dunno Jib.. the only claimin I hear from you.. is that you are claimin to come online claimin.... that aint gonna cut it for Defy Skeez

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Apr 7 2004 11:21PM
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I'm sickest, steeziest, sexiest skier in history. I can cork 2324342624 like no other, and I do it all while smoking 16 inch blunts.




TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Apr 7 2004 11:23PM
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shootr
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Real men do it while smokin from a bong.. if you aren't smooth enough to not break the bong or spill the holy bong water.. I dunno.

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Apr 7 2004 11:26PM
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cj
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and keep a fatty cherry goin, WITH WIND RESISTANCE


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Apr 7 2004 11:27PM
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Jib_This
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but bongs make shmokin' WAY too smooove and eazay. I do it the hard way, and make it all look steeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzyyyyyyy.

And bong water? I drink that shit down at the bottom of the hill in my multi million $ condo, before hittin' the goose and redbull.




TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Apr 7 2004 11:28PM
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shootr
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Oh ya.. and another thing.. Defy Skeez doesn't give a shit if you can drop a cliff... they only want you to be ultra ghetto and have your pants near your knees and hit rails and shit.. no.. not metal rails... little white ones.... from mirrors.

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Apr 7 2004 11:29PM
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CJ will have to make a decision if you are dope enough to rep Defy... I think you talk smack enough..

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Apr 7 2004 11:31PM
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Little white rails....ya don't say??? How do you think I finance my whistler estate, biatch.




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SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Apr 7 2004 11:31PM
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shootr
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um.... Beeyotch.. not Biatch.. like a little biatch.

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Apr 7 2004 11:33PM
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shut your hole beeeyoootch, before I shove a broomstick in it.




TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Apr 7 2004 11:35PM
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i pity the fool who argue about defy skeez
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i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Apr 7 2004 11:36PM
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