Guess fucking what?

theres a place near where i live and its a 20ft stone wall we jump off into a river. its right next a trail for wallking. and some guy with a long black beard and long black hair was pushing a wheelchair around with the most realistic manican ever. from the waist down it looked completely real. but from waist up you could tell it was fake. it had long, i mean really long black thin arms and finger nails about 6inches long. a blonde wig the just rested on its head. and eyes that were really far set in its head. and this guy kept walking by and staring at us. my friend kept tel;ing me to call the cops. we went and started following him. and he kept turning around and looking at us cuz we were yelling shit. he had head phones on so he cpouldnt hear. so finally this kid i didnt know called the cops and talk to them for awhile. and told them they could find him at the end of the trail right before the road. the police didnt show up in time and the guy crossed the road so he was now on the other side of the trail. the police show up and he starts booking it. they chase after him and all of a sudden he stops and yells WHAT WHAT DO YOU WANT?

So the cop pulls his gun and is like calm down its all right. the guy says im just taking my wife for a walk bc her legs are broken. the cops like your wife? the guys says yeah we've been married 24 years. the cops like dont you know that your suposed to marry fleshy, real people. and the guys like shes my wife....

so the cop gets all his info. the guy told him his date of birth was 5/14/1820 and his name was sonen. so then the cops asks him why he keeps walking past the kids. and he says well my wife likes watching them. the cop told him that he needs to stay away from the kids bc people are getting scared. his reply is i can stay away but i cant keep her away she loves them to much....(keep in mind shes a manican) and the cops like alright just try and stay away. by this time theres like 4 cops there and there all like wtfwtf we need to watch this guy.

so the cop tells me to stay away from him if he comes here again and to call them. bc i guess 20 years ago he found a girl suranwrapped in his basement and that just fucked him up.

i hope hes just fucking with people.