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How to smoke when your parents are home.

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introvert
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What I do is say I'm going to take a shower, then make the shower water so it's really steamy and take off my clothes. Next, open the window and turn on the fan. Stick my head out of the window and taken quick puff. What do you do? +k for good ideas.
Jul 8 2010 12:13AM
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theabortionator
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I completely understand what you're saying. You are a noob to smoking, it happens. I'm just saying you will figure it out eventually, or maybe not
Jul 9 2010 5:52PM
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GayWolf420
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YO MAN IT BE ALL BOUT DAT SMOKIN DAT KUSH WHILE BUMPIN DAT WU TANG, YEAH NIGGAS.

Jul 9 2010 5:54PM
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rickroller
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say you are going longbording and take multipule puffs
Jul 9 2010 10:22PM
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MN_Nice
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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PROFIT?
Jul 9 2010 10:24PM
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ECB
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When my parents are home and I'm home with them, BRO, I just shoot heroin. With them.

No, why smoke at home when your parents are home? Why smoke at home unless you are doing something cool? IF you're just home chilling, and your parents are there, and you're just chilling, and your parents are there, and you're just chilling there, and your parents are there, and you're just sorta chilling, but your parents are there, but you're just relaxing, don't smoke.
Jul 9 2010 10:25PM
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smile=]
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bathroom and turn on the shower.. open the window if possible

water vapour absorbs the smell
Jul 9 2010 10:49PM
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F-Beezy
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opium is just not heroine i have smoked opium before its pretty cool high more expensive than weed less than good coke
Jul 9 2010 10:52PM
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No_Dub
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just man up and roll a blunt and share
Jul 9 2010 10:52PM
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VT_scratch
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yes there dfeinitely IS
Jul 9 2010 11:01PM
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antwone
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i wouldnt call me a noob. but you know... my noob is prolly not the same noob as you...
Jul 10 2010 6:59AM
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skifoo
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i dont smoke, but why the f you dont just run nearest forest and smoke :?
Jul 10 2010 7:06AM
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2L208
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go out on my back porch and light up /thread
Jul 17 2010 3:02PM
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-ROY-
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mabe the nearest forest is far as fuck away.
Jul 17 2010 3:13PM
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Motes
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In the shower, blow smoke into the exaust fan.  Flawless 

Jul 17 2010 3:15PM
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frp1080
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i have a bathroom attached to my room so i just go in there and turn the fan on and sit on the toilet and rip snaps
Jul 17 2010 3:21PM
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theabortionator
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Yeah because smoking in a small space and getting it humid doesn't help the smoke linger at all. Spoof method or smoke outside. Or just don't care
Jul 17 2010 3:24PM
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thisandthatfilms
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make a vape out of a light bulb

step one, get a lightbulb and take all of the shit out of the inside, but leving the metal screw ring around the end.

step two, get a bottle cap and make two holes in it

step 3, take a straw and put it in one of the holes and seal it with glue.. leave the other hole open for a rush

step 4, put weed inside the light bulb and put the cap back on

step 5, hold your finger over the rush and straw holes ad hold a lighter on the bottom

step 6, keep the lighter lit on the bottom of the bulb untill the inside is completely white

step 7, put straw in mouth and smoke

step 8, repeat
Jul 17 2010 3:29PM
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MadSteezin
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1. Open a window turn on a fan to blow it out the window
2. Have two windows? Put a fan in one window, open the other one and blow your smoke out of that one
3. Take your screen off and smoke on your roof
4. Use a spoof or w/e. Google it.
5. Make a smoke spot in your backyard
6. Go on the side of your house

There are so many possibilities, you just have to be creative if you're determined to smoke some of that funky stuff.
Jul 17 2010 3:35PM
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2L208
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i did this technique once in a hotel during a field trip with school we turned the shower on the sink on and opened the rooms windows, let the steam build up for 20 min, then took hits and exhaled through a straw into a sink full of water, 5 min later a friend from another room came by and said "it smells like weed in here", that definitely doesn't work,

get 2 bags of popcorn, burn one, eat the other now your room smells like popcorn not dope
Jul 17 2010 3:42PM
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katalina
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i've been smoking for quite some time and I can't always socially function when I'm high, like everything i do is just fine to me because i'm high... but everybody else always knows.. weed just has different affects on everybody.
Oct 1 2010 3:09AM
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katalina
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just realized this thread is an oldy... searchbarred something and found this and got caught up.
Oct 1 2010 3:13AM
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theabortionator
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Quite sometime? What a few months smoking twice a week? It's one of those things where you get used to it and you're fine. You can get jesus high sometimes and be a little off but you aren't  all zomg  I'm sooooo obviously high
Oct 1 2010 6:57AM
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bakedpow
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i no like an 60 year old man who still tokes it up once in a while lol.
just go somewhere u dont have to be so sketch and just chill
Oct 1 2010 8:16AM
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Sheets-mmm
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nah thats way to complicated for kids to understand...i hope your dad finds out and kicks your ass
Oct 1 2010 12:52PM
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.coloRADo.
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Take your pup on a walk! My parents always are happy when I am willing to do that and then you enjoy a nice blaze walk! And your pup is happy too
Oct 1 2010 12:57PM
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AMG.
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alot of people are saying "make a spoof with dryer sheets" which is all good, until your mom wonders where the box of dtryer sheets went so fast. Instead of dryer sheets, i just spray tiolet papter with febreeze then stuff it into an empty tiolet paper roll, the put a bit in between my mouth and the stuff i sprayed so i dont taste the air freshener. its definitely cheaper, and you never have to explain where the dryer sheets all go.

Oct 1 2010 1:19PM
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popNfresh44
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stick your head out the window and pack snappers
Oct 1 2010 1:20PM
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Furrer92
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Man its weed, you smoked all the profit
Oct 1 2010 1:25PM
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RubberSoul
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just roll it up or pack it or whatever, make a (GOOD) casual excuse why you need to take the dog for a walk, go for a bike ride, skateboarding, whatever, and puff it out there. wash your hands when youre back and chew some gum, you'll be fine, people go on walks all the time and youre not gonna act weirder than you have before at some non-high point.

be CASUAL that's the key rule to covert blazing. dont act like youre up to something

id advise against smoking in the house though, that's an easy way to act sketchy/get caught
Oct 1 2010 3:30PM
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katalina
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i like how you automatically assume, it's been about 4 years mostly twice a week or so. i've never built up any tolerance.. even during ski season months smoking almost everyday. idk, i guess if you smoked with me you would understand. it's not a bad thing it's just the way it is for me.
Oct 1 2010 3:38PM
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vailsux.com
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move out or stop smoking or go skiing or walk up the mountain; unless you don't live next to mountains, in that case i am sorry.
Oct 1 2010 3:49PM
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Shreddysaurus
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Memories of my very first time smoking. I was so paranoid of inhaling smoke that I made one. I got so much shit from my friends, till it worked.
Oct 1 2010 3:52PM
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Shreddysaurus
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spliffs are evil. Why would you ruin such a beautiful tasting plant with tobacco? I just dont agree
Oct 1 2010 4:47PM
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LAME.
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Oct 1 2010 5:04PM
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RubberSoul
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nice one bro!! pulling people's profile pictures out of context to make fun of them is so cool!
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Oct 1 2010 6:39PM
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g.off
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bounce tube out the window very simple. or you can bun in your room and spray Ozium if you wanna pay for it. it works well. they use it to get rid of the odour of dead bodies im pretty sure.
Oct 1 2010 6:47PM
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g.off
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bounce tube out the window very simple. or you can bun in your room and spray Ozium if you wanna pay for it. it works well. they use it to get rid of the odour of dead bodies im pretty sure.
Oct 1 2010 6:49PM
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chardi
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thats actually a cool pictures.

and window + fan? really?
Oct 1 2010 6:52PM
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Captain_Slow
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i'm so glad I get out of school at 9:30 and both my parents leave to work at 9 nd don't come back till 6
Oct 1 2010 6:53PM
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AntifreezeSteeze
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you make things way too complicated. haha just blow through the screen or slide it up if you're really that scared. heres an idea though, leave the house meet up with some friends and go on a hike or a bike ride. who wants to be baked and just be at home alone?
Oct 1 2010 6:55PM
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chardi
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when the fuck do you go to school?
Oct 1 2010 7:02PM
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Captain_Slow
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7:30am-9:30am. Only have 3 classes everyday
Oct 1 2010 7:06PM
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chardi
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what? where do you go to school? what about saturday and sunday?
Oct 1 2010 7:09PM
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theabortionator
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God I hope that's sarcastic. You never know these days. If not you should kill yourself. If you can smoke tobacco in your room smoking weed shouldn't be a problem. Might as well skip the spliff and roast a blunt
Oct 1 2010 7:17PM
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theabortionator
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Little kid logic. Or just noob logic. the people that plan things around smoking. Next week on tuesday me and my friends are gonna go on a bike ride and smoke weed man!!!! Why wouldn't you smoke at home. It's not like drinking alone. There isn't something wrong with it. Victims of propaganda wars and general ignorance.

Oct 1 2010 7:19PM
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Captain_Slow
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I'm a senior in HS so I took all my classes early so I can have one year of doing whatever I want in the house for most of the day, and no classes on weekends.. I do work though, 3 days a week
Oct 1 2010 7:22PM
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bakedpow
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just toke it up bro and dont be dumbass about it
Oct 2 2010 12:05PM
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kronickrew
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It's called a spoof get a powerade bottle stab a few holes in the bottom stuff it with dryer sheets and blow smoke into it success?
Oct 2 2010 12:26PM
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pCletus
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go outside
Oct 2 2010 12:30PM
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7-3instacall
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uhmm, i open my window in my room, stick my head out, and smoke. genius. and sometimes i even put a straw at the tip of my doobie, so no second hand smoke comes back in,
Oct 2 2010 1:26PM
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