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How to smoke when your parents are home.

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introvert
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What I do is say I'm going to take a shower, then make the shower water so it's really steamy and take off my clothes. Next, open the window and turn on the fan. Stick my head out of the window and taken quick puff. What do you do? +k for good ideas.
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yojimbo
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i dunno i just roll that shit light that shit smoke that shit.
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OoobeFu_k
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grab an old hand towel (your not gunna want to give it back to your mom) rip your bowl then blow it in the towel. youll notice where youve put your mouth and blew there will be a mark... hence not giveing the towel back to your mom... fold the towel a bunch of times and theres no smoke and no smell (unless you got some dankkkkkkk) in thats case take a walk around the block and toke my man.
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soulskier
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Remember kids, sharing is caring
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pmw
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remember kids, no one likes a leech
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Bar_Down
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what a trip, you guys all call it a sploof?? everyone i know calls it a spoof.
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nedward
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hahahaha everyone i know calls em zoobtubes
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C00N3Y
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first good post...what im doing now
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Stan_Darsh
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used to do that exact thing in highschool, except we have a steambath in the shower, which made things a lot easier and quicker.
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Dukeybrains
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we call that a Hawaiian hot box
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.AR6rider
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everyone i know calls them bounty hooters
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mr.green
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yessssir, but really just go outside or on a walk or like take the trash out or something, be productive while getting high, then its like killing 2 birds with 1 stone
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samwise
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spoof |spoōf| informal
noun
1 a humorous imitation of something, typically a film or a particular genre of film, in which its characteristic features are exaggerated for comic effect : a Robin Hood spoof.
2 a trick played on someone as a joke.
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Bar_Down
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ok... thanks for that i guess??
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samwise
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Bar_Down
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except everyone already knew that shit, and that post was quite useless actually
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samwise
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So if you knew that a spoof was a silly movie and not in fact a smoke-blowing device, why'd ya tell everyone so?
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Bar_Down
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i didnt say "spoof=smoking device, deal with it bitches."

i said "oh wow, look at that, i find it interesting that you guys call it a sploof, around here we call it a spoof."
That's pretty much it man
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samwise
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lol  i thought zoobtube was pretty funny
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drumbumocdp
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I smoke in my room and no one really asks questions. But if your not that lucky, just go for a walk outside. Dont act weid, just be casual about it and they wont notice. Or bulid a spoof out of a soda bottle
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Ty_G
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Take your car, tell your parents your going to the gas station, then drive down the street, and find some spot to smoke or just be hotbox and drive around and smoke in your car.
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Fischer-Addicted
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buy a vaporizer. these threads are fucking dumb
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cbeebzthasteeze
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Oh the irony....
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fuckyocouch
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http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/THE-EXHAYLORTM/128673737153685?ref=ts

Check this, my buddy invented these,  work super well
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VT_scratch
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vaaaaapo
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andrew.
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shut up you idiot. ozium is the air freshener stuff they use in dentist offices. it works better than febreeze or oust or whatever your using now. ive smoked a blunt in my room and sprayed ozium and my parents didnt say anything, but i wouldnt recomment that.
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theabortionator
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these threads are all stupid. Leaning out the window with a fan is pretty much golden, smoking in the bathroom and showing not so good. The fact that you have water and humidity the smell will linger hard, and it's a small space. And it's a space that everyone uses.

Make a spoof.


1. Get a paper towel roll, the fact that it's double the size of a toilet paper roll is important.

2. Get a whole bunch of dryer sheets

3. Place something like 5 dryer sheets over the end of the roll. Wrap tape around it to seal that it has to go through the end and the dryer sheets.

4. Crumple up balls of dryer sheets that are fat enough to fill the tube so the smoke has to pass through them. Wedge enough in there that you can notice it being a little hard to push air through. Need to find the right balance. Not enough and the air is just flying through, to many and you can't even blow into it. Through a few tissue balls in there as well. These will absorb the resin better than the sheets.

5.  Warp tape around the whole tube. this will make sure it won't break easily or get wet or seal any holes.  If you want throw some eletric tape on their and make some cool designs or some stickers.

6. Smoke out of a bowl or one hitter. No bong rips, joints and def no blunts. One hitter is your best best for stealth

7. When you take a hit, only light enough for you to inhale, and if it's dry weed pull in a little slowly so the whole bowl doesn't light up.

8. Cap it with a lighter or your hand as soon as you pull off. This keeps the excess smoke that isn't passing through the spoof from stinking up your room

9. Hold that shit in and try to ghost it. If you're a smoking noob like everyone on here take smaller rips. Coughing is both loud and putting a whole rip of smoke into your room to stink it up.

10. After you've held it to the point where there is little or no smoke, blow through the spoof.

11. if you're super super paranoid do that by the window with a fan.

Your room will never smell like weed. Just make sure to change the dryers sheets and tissues every once in a while, they will will with resin, start to stink and no longer work properly.

Your room will actually smell better after you smoke. A nice little flowery scent.

Please be the last of these threads. Little kids smoking for the first time get so annoying. 

Or try this method.

1. Take a massive bong rip or bowl hit.

2. Volcano it

3. Send bong water all over or a flaming nug to light your carpet on fire.

4. Cough insanely hard

5. Get paranoid that the weed was laced

6. repeat
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Mega
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I read it and that was the first thing i thought
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elle*
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why do you have to smoke, alone, while your parents are home?
i don't get why it can't just wait until you're with friends, or not in your damn house..

i would never smoke when my parents were home, hahah

don't be an idiot
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p_n
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there is a lot of stupid people in this thread
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wolvmatt
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Your spelling is retarded.
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theabortionator
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Because smoking if fun? Smoking when your parents are home is not very difficult. to much 13 year old non sense in this thread.
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GratefulDead
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Yeah i thought it would be common sense, just smoke by a window, and blow all of your smoke out of it. Then set up a fan aiming at that window, it sucks all the smoke into it and blows it right out the window. If any smoke even made it into your room, the fan will get it out (i only use the fan method if im actually smoking in my room, not out the window).
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shrEddie
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i used to try to be sneaky but now i just smoke bongs in my room while my parents are home, and my mom will come talk to me like 5 later and say nothing  about it
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TheHamburglar
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if you dont care if your parents find out, smoke the fuck out of your room

if you do, then dont smoke in your house. end of story
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NotoriousT.S.E
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I smoke in my room like everynight, like everybody else said hang out your window with a fan blowing out. Its also good to get  a blanket or something to cover up the gap under your door.
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antwone
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i dont get how people would want to smoke when their parents are at home.

i become extremely retarded when i smoke.
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MADDECENT
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The Balloon is a good idea because you can get another half hit or so inhaling the balloon again
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WikiWiki
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hahaha
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ChristianJames
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works every time
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drumbumocdp
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There are*
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HurricaneShane
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I was thinking the same thing just go outside.
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TLTQ
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quoted device required

Hotbox your bed sheets:

make sure you have atleast 2 blackets to cover yourself, make sure its air tight so that non of the smoke can get out, make it like  a small one man tent. when your done though, dont just jump out of your sheets, just slide out from underneith, try and keep that pocket of smoke as trapped as possible for about 15 mins the smell with be gone. ive been doing this every night for the past month, not once has my crazy german roommate confronted me about it. so as rediculous as it sounds, it works perfectly, just make sure you have your fwafter, or your sploof or whatever people call them, they are a big help, but i suggest not just relying on that because where ever you do smoke it, it will have that faint smell. which is why the bedsheets work so well because they absorb the smell, and as long as you wash your sheets regularly, they will still smell somewhat fresh.

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Tasche
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My old ways:

Toilet paper roll with tissues in it.

Sit on the roof.

Walk to the park.

Dont smoke when my parents were there.


However now I am an adult and I can smoke whenever I want, which is never because I have to go to work every day where whatever is left of my youth is slowly crushed.
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.Natty.
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quit smoking alone in your house stupid stoner loners
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the604
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shut the fuck up you faggot douchebag.

1. you most likely dont smoke weed
2. smoking alone is amazing and super chill
3. fuck you go die
4. ?????
5. profit
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theabortionator
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After your 14th birthday you will slowly start to be less of a noob.
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theabortionator
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First you are retarded. It's not the same as drinking alone. Just because you're 14 or 15 and don't know anything is no reason to be saying crazy shit. You don't make fun of people for taking their medicine at home alone. Nuggets were my medicine. I worked better, felt better. It was just much more fun.

and the fact that your name is natty ice, jesus dude.
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antwone
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im retarded in social situations with non-high people if you know what im saying.
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Stickity
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well first i insert my haed into my asshole
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