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How to smoke when your parents are home.

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introvert
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What I do is say I'm going to take a shower, then make the shower water so it's really steamy and take off my clothes. Next, open the window and turn on the fan. Stick my head out of the window and taken quick puff. What do you do? +k for good ideas.
Jul 8 2010 12:13AM
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pmw
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this shit again?
i just put a fan in the window, put it on exhaust
pack a one hitter or take snaps out of a bowl
Jul 8 2010 12:14AM
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.Roockley.
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exhale into a balloon
Jul 8 2010 12:15AM
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breckfreeskier
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1. Buy a bunch of vaccuums
2. Turn them all on at once in your room
3. Smoke all you want
4. Success?
Jul 8 2010 12:16AM
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martin.
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people like you are soooo fucked. Captain America doesn't take shit from 14 year old stoners.




ps-fucking smoke when your parents leave or go outside. You don't have to be so fucking sketchy jesus christ it's not like you have an addiction that you JUST NEED TO GET YOUR FUCKING FIX AHHH JOIN MY CULT.
Jul 8 2010 12:16AM
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the604
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go into your room, close your door, take off your window screen, puff out said window, put said screen back on said window, keep said window slightly opened so that said marijuana smoke that might have gone in said window, can exit said window, in a timely and orderly fashion.
Jul 8 2010 12:19AM
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jeR.
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ozium - its the only way
Jul 8 2010 12:19AM
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the604
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you mean opium? YEAH!!!! LET'S ALL SHOOT UP HEROIN!!! That'll get rid of the weed smell!
Jul 8 2010 12:27AM
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DOOM.
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/thread
Jul 8 2010 12:28AM
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DOOM.
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fag
Jul 8 2010 12:28AM
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jeR.
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your retarted
Jul 8 2010 12:29AM
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pomme-de-terre
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you are a fucking idiot. just dont smoke when your parents are around. its fucking gay. like you.
Jul 8 2010 12:31AM
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dakesteeze
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I chuckled
Jul 8 2010 12:32AM
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fujarome
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wait.....why do you take off all your clothes if you don't actually get in the shower?
Jul 8 2010 12:33AM
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the604
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not clinically. you however, are.

inb4 nice come back
Jul 8 2010 12:34AM
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martin.
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OP only smokes weed in the nude....it's more natural and brings him closer to Jah.
Jul 8 2010 12:34AM
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Jul 8 2010 12:36AM
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introvert
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I do...After I am done smoking.
Jul 8 2010 12:47AM
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jeR.
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ozium:

http://www.atmosphereproducts.com/product_images/ozium/index.html

opium:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opium

(you're retarded)
Jul 8 2010 12:48AM
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MountainHIGH
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Make a sploof.....toilet paper roll with dryer sheets, and exhale through it to filter out the smell.
Jul 8 2010 12:50AM
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slash22
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just ask your parents for a room with roof access
Jul 8 2010 12:51AM
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DOOM.
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wittiest guy on nsg
Jul 8 2010 12:53AM
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fujarome
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alright, fair enough, you didn't mention that. I thought you just got all nuded up, smoked, then turned off the water and were done with it all.

and fuck you, thats hardly a facepalm.
Jul 8 2010 12:54AM
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2L208
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this ^
Jul 8 2010 12:57AM
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.Ben
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leave the house
Jul 8 2010 12:57AM
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stanny
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call me retarded, but you could always go outside...
Jul 8 2010 12:58AM
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zagfan5
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i am so disappointing in you NS.

make a sploof dude. take a few tokes, then exhale in the sploof, make sure you cap the bowl with your finger or a quarter or something so it doesnt smoke (aka dont cherry it)

this is a sploof and how to make one

http://forum.grasscity.com/apprentice-tokers/95042-official-step-step-how-make-awesome-sploof-pics.html

basically its a toilet paper tube with dryer sheets covering one end, and then the whole tube is stuffed full of dryer sheets, so then in the end that isnt covered with dryer sheets you exhale your smoke into it and
the smoke travels though the tube and the smell is filtered or covered up by the dryer sheets, so when it comes out the other end it still looks like smoke but it smells like flowery dryer sheets. you can literally blow a hit in someones face though the sploof and it will just smell like dryer sheets to them, its the most ninja device ever.

the only thing that smells is the smoke that would escape form the bowl that you didnt cover or inhale. so if you do it right, like i am right now this second, there isnt a wisp of smoke that smells like weed. it works best with a dry piece, but can be used with other glass. joints and blunts wont work since theyre always cherry.

i have talked far too much, but this is a sweet thing to use and makes airing out your room 1100 times easier. i have it down so good now that i dont even have to air out my room anymore, thats how little smoke escapes if you do it right.




Jul 8 2010 12:59AM
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appa
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this plus crack a window for insurance
Jul 8 2010 12:59AM
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GORlLLA
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Yea do it in the shower, but take a paper towel roll (just the cardboard) and rubber band some dryer sheets to the end and when u exhale blow through that. Literally 150% covers it up, makes it smell like straight laundry.
Jul 8 2010 1:00AM
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zagfan5
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sry, didnt see your post.
Jul 8 2010 1:00AM
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Obsessedwski
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I'll share, since everyone else seems too busy arguing.

I live in an apartment and my mom's office and bedroom is literally three windows away.
She knows I blaze, but I hate it when she comes in and lectures me on how its bad and shit so I try to avoid her knowing as much as possible.

I do one of two things:

1) Say I'm going to the store, laundry, the storage downstairs, meeting a friend quickly etc. and just go out back and puff one out. Or,

2) Just grab some toilet paper or tissue paper, layer it enough that it provides a fair amount of resistance when I blow through it, and just blow the smoke through that outside my window. Haven't been caught once doing that, and although I doubt it masks the smell as well as the laundry sheets thing it works and it's super easy.Obviously cover the bowl, no cherries etc. Tap the ashes into said paper once you're done, and flush away.
Jul 8 2010 1:13AM
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BEARS.
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....wait till dads asleep and blow it out the window?
Jul 8 2010 1:16AM
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MountainHIGH
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haha yeah you can't be too disappointed !
Jul 8 2010 1:17AM
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.jersey
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i usally go for a walk. call me crazy, but it works
Jul 8 2010 1:18AM
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Jahseph.
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Just sneak off for a bit, like saying you're going for a walk or bike ride etc... and if you smoke cigarettes they can be used to explain the smokey smell if you're parents aren't too sharp
Jul 8 2010 1:20AM
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Balto
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just explain to your rents how gettin high isnt bad....
Jul 8 2010 1:23AM
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pmw
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ha
Jul 8 2010 1:25AM
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punkrock32
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Exactly.  Roll up a dryer sheet, put it inside the empty toilet paper roll and move it to one end or the other.  Next place one halfway in, halfway out on the same side as the first sheet.  Then rubber band the excess dryer sheet thats sticking outside of it.  You can use this and blow it out the window with a fan going.  It helps to also hold your hits as long as you can before blowing it through the dryer sheet toilet paper roll.  If you're really paranoid, use t-shirts to make a seal along the bottom of your doors.  Lastly, if you fuck up big time and everything begins to smell like weed, grab the nearest febreeze bottle and spray a little bit of it into your ceiling fan to push around.  Not too much though, you'll look like an idiot if your room/closet constantly reeks of febreeze.
Jul 8 2010 1:31AM
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pmw
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believe me. you dont wan to know the shit in those dryer sheets
Jul 8 2010 1:40AM
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.Asain-Skiier
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sploof is the best thing.

grasscity is a great place.
Jul 8 2010 1:41AM
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pmw
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if you get annoyed with reposts on NS, then apprentice tokers will make you want to shoot yourself. although every now and then there is an awesome thread, and the stickies/guides are very useful/informative
Jul 8 2010 1:47AM
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Dukeybrains
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Purchase a vaporizer, not technically smoking but gets you very stoned and vapor has virtually no smell.
Jul 8 2010 2:14AM
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.Blake.
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yuppp this is the answer...got me through dorm living fresh year
Jul 8 2010 2:17AM
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pmw
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ya just smells like burnt popcorn
Jul 8 2010 2:50AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Take dabs of errl
Jul 8 2010 3:30AM
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fsscott
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up your ass!
Jul 8 2010 3:58AM
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maximiliaan
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i just sit next to my parents and ask if they want some
Jul 8 2010 6:30AM
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Uncle.Badness
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Go outside...
Jul 8 2010 8:16AM
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neutralzombie
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go for a walk dumbo.
Jul 8 2010 8:16AM
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blong131
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google magic flight launch box

youre welcome.
Jul 8 2010 9:08AM
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General_Ripper
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 I know families like that. Once smoked with my friends grandma. It was pretty wack though.

Jul 8 2010 9:12AM
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