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Life Blows Especially When...

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danderson.
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You have a Canker Sore at the back of your throat like I do.

Any remedies on how to make this bitch feel better?

Jul 5 2010 10:30PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Life blows when you just paid 60 dollars to this bitch that looks like a crack head, then sucks you off. That is blowing at its finest.
Jul 5 2010 10:31PM
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Negro_Jesus
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i like milk when i have a sore throat. anything fatty sometimes feels good on it
Jul 5 2010 10:31PM
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soulskier
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I don't know if it'll make a difference, but I would gargle salt water if I were you
Jul 5 2010 10:32PM
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danderson.
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Why would you pay 60 dollars to a girl who looks like a crack head?

Jul 5 2010 10:33PM
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Schlop
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She's the best on the block
Jul 5 2010 10:34PM
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ECB
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Cause the hot girls are like 250, so 60 is a bargain
Jul 5 2010 10:34PM
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Abc567def
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dammit you beat me to it....
Jul 5 2010 10:36PM
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Get.Kronk
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def gargle salt water
Jul 5 2010 10:37PM
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252

Alrighty

I have to spit out my spit cause it hurts too bad to swallow. Gotta love it.

Jul 5 2010 10:39PM
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Blake.P
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I had one in the back of my throat a while ago. Try using mouthwash because the alcohol will numb it and cough drops work well.
Jul 5 2010 10:47PM
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ECB
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Brooo, did you at least charge?
Jul 5 2010 10:50PM
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Zump.
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Gargle warm salt water. Works like a charm
Jul 5 2010 10:54PM
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grams.
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Just don't gargle too much unless you want to puke.
Jul 5 2010 11:00PM
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icon1234
Posts: 3081 - Karma: 1,475
I get canker sores all the time on my tongue and lip from my braces irritating it. Shit is so annoying.
Jul 5 2010 11:02PM
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Jamestown
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Jul 5 2010 11:04PM
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Kangbang
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or give rancor bj's as well
Jul 5 2010 11:05PM
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Kangbang
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oh yea, i forgot
Jul 5 2010 11:12PM
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danderson.
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Agreed.
Jul 5 2010 11:12PM
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skiierman
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life blows when you know that visiting your parents includes being allergic to their fucking cats.
Jul 5 2010 11:22PM
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.newman.
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Swish salt water around in ur mouth idk how ur gonna get it to the back of ur throat but salt water is good for that shit Also dont swallow the water... It sucks
Jul 5 2010 11:34PM
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Sleet
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smoke a bowl.....seriously, it'll help.
Jul 5 2010 11:35PM
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skiierman
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nope, just the fur.... fucking fur.
Jul 5 2010 11:57PM
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skiierman
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i'm her third outta 4... won't help because i'm sure she's shaved anyways. def. the cats.
Jul 6 2010 12:02AM
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dreadyboy
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salt water and tea tree generally works for sore throats, dunno bout canker though, won't hurt to try it
Jul 6 2010 12:04AM
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danderson.
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Bump. I have another...
Aug 24 2010 6:25PM
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wasatch_rat
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considering you fucked your cousin i'm not sure how much of a joke this actually is...
Aug 24 2010 6:29PM
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pmw
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thats fucking awkward
Aug 24 2010 6:47PM
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