Replying to What really happened with BP

There seems to be a lot of threads about BP out there, but EVERYONE is wrong. No one knows the real story. My initials are BP, therefore I know what is going on.

Ok here is the real story, I probably shouldn't say it, but whatever, you guys need to know.

It all started about 30 years ago when we, BP, first made contact with life away from Earth, on a planet called Tiando. On this planet, there was a need for illegal drugs on Earth, which aren't illegal in Tiando. We started to provide drugs to the 'aliens' on Tiando, and in return, they provided us with various goods, such as gold, oil (they could make it, not dig it up, they know how to actually make oil in a lab), saltine crackers and then more recently, PS3's. All was good with the drug trade, we sent out drugs (or I should say they picked them up) for the past 30 years, twice a year. The order sizes were always around the same, all was going well. Then, within the past year, they ordered a much larger order. We said we can produce that much drugs, it is too much (they told us this about a week before they were coming). Well, there was (and still is) a civil war going on on Tiando between the Giko Tribe and the Ulanava Tribe. Drugs was the main cause of the civil war, because long story short, the Giko Tribe sent there drugs off to another planet for goods on Tiando, so there was a shortage of drugs......Back to us, BP. We couldn't produce the amount of drugs they wanted, and they came to Earth. We didn't have the drugs, and they were pissed. Like really, really, pissed. So then, they left pissed at us, and said we will pay. They refused to pay us for the drugs they took from us, saying they would pay us when we weren't expecting it. Well, we lost contact with them, and then all of a sudden, BOOM. They dumped oil all over where you guys think the oil spill is. The spill is just a cover up for them dumping it, and every few days, they come back and dump more. They said until we get the drugs they need, they will keep dumping. So no, there is no leak. There is a spill. A spill from aliens from Tiando (the Giko Tribe to be exact).

Any questions please ask, I can only say so much though.