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Homemade Cookies/Baked Goods

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no_steeze
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yo wuddup mah thugs i wuz tired of non-custom brownies n shit so i started making my own. i generally take 2 brownies of different brands and poorly attach them into one awesome brownie. it will probably look and taste like shit but at least its original, kind of like this sweet hoodie i just bought

i'm not very good at baking but i can make the mix or something, shit's gonna be ca$h. my company is called STR8 ThUg Bakin' Co. & Son and I make cookies and brownies...cakes cost extra. i'll ship them in a padded envelope but i will not be responsible for any lost or stolen baked goods, or anything smooshed in transit. i am negotiating ad space on ns currently but for now i have this thread, please don't delete this

Cookies- 12 for $10

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Brownies- 10 for $9

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Cakes- 1 for $78 (they're really really good)

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fuck all that conformist duncan hines bullshit, buy my custom baked goods and you will probably regret it!
Jul 3 2010 4:09PM
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.Max.
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Summer
Jul 3 2010 4:14PM
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no_steeze
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Jul 3 2010 4:18PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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I think this thread is funny when compared to rownes thread on homemade gear.
Jul 3 2010 4:22PM
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Jamestown
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That was the point.
Jul 3 2010 4:24PM
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Mr_pretzel
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Jul 3 2010 4:36PM
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Balto
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Alex once again making a thread with large quantities of win
Jul 3 2010 4:59PM
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gnarles.
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yes this is so truewith every home made hoodie company
Jul 3 2010 5:41PM
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remove
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indeed!
Jul 3 2010 6:17PM
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Relish_man
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here you go
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Jul 3 2010 6:45PM
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charmander
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put me down for a box of brownies...

they're "special" right?????
















































/sarcasm
Jul 3 2010 6:47PM
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no_steeze
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of course, they're custom and taste really good

they don't need drugs to be special


*note* if small quantities of arsenic and clorox are found in brownies it is not my fault, it is a side effect of sweet custom brownies
Jul 3 2010 11:37PM
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Kangbang
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put me down for a box of cookies
Jul 3 2010 11:51PM
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no_steeze
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i dont do boxes, just padded envelopes

read the fucking thread
Jul 3 2010 11:58PM
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Piste.Off
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how big can you make your brownies? i want mine at least 4x larger then any brownie ever should be.
Jul 4 2010 12:03AM
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Kangbang
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fuck, sorry man, messed up, sign me up for a padded envelope of 12 cookies
Jul 4 2010 1:16AM
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-Marc-
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i hope the cookies go up to at least 5XL
Jul 4 2010 1:33AM
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Big_Spence
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Jul 4 2010 2:06AM
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Zent33zy
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damn i want those cookies
Jul 4 2010 2:50AM
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leahey
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STR8 ThUg Bakin' Co. & Son Inc.

How many orders for a free Tall Tee?
Jul 4 2010 12:09PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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Buy my mom's baked good.
kimmy kakes
Jul 4 2010 1:24PM
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no_steeze
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nothing's free

these take me like 10 mins to make

first i have to completely destroy my old brownies and cut the fuck out of them. then i need to cut up the new brownies. then i need to very crappily and hastily attach them using inadequate supplies until they look thug
Jul 4 2010 2:31PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Anyone know the inner diameter on a large cake?
Jul 4 2010 4:42PM
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Jamestown
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It's industry standard to measure the outer diameter. N00B, you act like you've never dealt with someone who makes custom baked goods.
Jul 4 2010 5:16PM
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no_steeze
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cakes are custom. you tell me

how's that for a business model. it'll taste like shit and look terrible but i cater to the minority who is underrepresented by the big corporations. plus did i mention they're custom?
Jul 4 2010 7:35PM
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Aaaron.
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do they come with stickers?
Jul 4 2010 7:51PM
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JacheOReally
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Honestly, can I buy some brownies? Every time I make own I burn the bottom and they are never fudgy. All inuendos aside, I would honestly like to purchase brownies.
Jul 5 2010 3:33AM
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1337
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA no_steeze ily
Jul 5 2010 5:25AM
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blup
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win !
Jul 5 2010 5:31AM
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585.
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soooooo......this is how bored we get in the summer. i love it
Jul 8 2010 12:56AM
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molsongolden
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just checking to see if you will be making str8 thug bakin' co tall tees
Jul 19 2010 1:45AM
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navierSTOKED
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how much is shipping to Australia?
Jul 19 2010 9:06AM
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ChipSki
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Everyone buy up! This company is bringing something new to the table(no pun intended). Its a baker driven, core company by bakers for bakers.

 It's run by bakers just like you who were fed up with the current selection of mass produced baked goods.

Dont be eating what everyone else is eating, eat something different and be your own origninal person!

Jul 19 2010 9:34AM
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zahava
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this thread has so much win!
Jul 19 2010 12:03PM
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*TURBONERD*
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i want some custom pancakes... any chance you could make me some? oh and they have to be at least 3xl
Jul 19 2010 12:47PM
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gnarles.
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he only does brownies cakes and cookies although next year i heard he has a new line comeing out with pancakes
Jul 19 2010 1:21PM
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Deluge
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put meh down for 5 padded envelopes of 5xl brownies
Jul 19 2010 5:57PM
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Deluge
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make that 6 actually
Jul 19 2010 5:57PM
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DERS.
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dood i make dope rice crispies.. we should go into business together!!
Jul 19 2010 6:20PM
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SweatyBallShack
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Jul 19 2010 9:08PM
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