1. Their flopping cheats (like 80 year old adulterists)
2. The whole Holland, Netherlands, Dutch confusion... I'm sick of thinking about what to call you when yelling my television
3. Both their neighbours make better beer but Heineken is in the pumping fist of every youth in america
4. They reek of herring and prostitutes
5. That shade of orange is burning holes in my discount 62' plasma
6. There's just something about them that makes me want to stab a baby deer.
As [b]Sir[/b/ Michael Caine once said:
please anyone take the cup but the holldutcherlands
