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My Roommate

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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
So I thought my roommate was super cool until last night.


I had this guy im into come over. And being that I work at 9am I told him I was going to head to bed and then my roommate was like, "you don't have to leave, you can hang out."

I woke up at 3am to them banging.

Lame.




I'm going to ask her about it later. I plan on having her make it up to me some way or another.

Ideas?
Jul 1 2010 12:28PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
hahah alright thats cool with me...
Jul 1 2010 5:14PM
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Benson23
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 15
i have been brainstorming for hours on end and have conducted multiple experiments and i have finally and justly come to the conclusion that the only method of resolving your problem is to urinate in her anus
Jul 1 2010 5:15PM
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Charles.
Posts: 936 - Karma: 1,185
already had you at 10/10
Jul 1 2010 6:04PM
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2L208
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
take a dump in a trash can in her room when she is expecting that dude over again, then ask her about it when he gets there
Jul 1 2010 6:08PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
well im sorry that happened but at least this thread is hilarious and entertaining. id tell her to not be a bitch next time (she knew you liked him) just to get it in the clear, and move on. sounds like you already are
Jul 1 2010 6:09PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
damn, what a bitch hahaha. just do the same back
Jul 1 2010 6:15PM
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Thenowhereman42
Posts: 5682 - Karma: 65
I'm around your age, fairly attractive, a tender lover, and begging for an excuse to get up to Mammoth before the 5th. Just sayin.
Jul 1 2010 6:21PM
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stalefish.
Posts: 464 - Karma: 79
total. fucking. win.


you sound like one of those complaining type girls. *shudder*
Jul 1 2010 6:37PM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
is there any other type?
Jul 1 2010 6:56PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jul 1 2010 6:59PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
FUCK YEAH 10/10!
and those are some words of wisdom from skiierman, I concur.
Jul 1 2010 6:59PM
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rickroller
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 483
i hear tom wallisch  afterbangs when he skeet-skeets.
Jul 1 2010 8:55PM
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,458
you are asking a man to solve your women problems. pfft.
Jul 1 2010 9:10PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
fuck her.....litterally
Jul 1 2010 9:31PM
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Half-Blood
Posts: 1770 - Karma: 385
Kill it with fire.
Jul 1 2010 9:32PM
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*valkyrie*
Posts: 229 - Karma: 51
For a minute I though you were talking about crazy kelly, and was going to ask you why in the world you would be roommates with her again.

But then I realized otherwise.
Jul 2 2010 3:36PM
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VCharette
Posts: 4276 - Karma: 1,047
done yet? Just wondering..
Jul 2 2010 3:42PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
hey, my name is stephen.
Jul 2 2010 3:57PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
post her FB and phone number on 4chan
Jul 2 2010 4:05PM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
Hahahhahahahhaha.

How is she doing anyway?

I wonder how long it is going to take her to find this website. She skis now..... So funny.



This roommate is not crazy though. Different... but not crazy. Except from that incident, she is one of the more normal people I have lived with.

She pretty much called her self out on it last night. I was impressed with that.



Really though, I'm over it and on the search again... But I'm entirely homesick for Mammoth. I have this feeling that I'm going to end up with a career there. Cause no matter what I do, I keep going back. Id gladly accept a position with Whistler too... even though I haven't been there. I've only been in LA for 3 months and I want OUT! How did I survive 5 years here before?
Jul 2 2010 4:21PM
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Isabelle
Posts: 947 - Karma: 1,582
have sex with a girl? that will make it pretty akward between you two roomies.
Jul 2 2010 5:10PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
Tell her that her religion is a joke
Jul 2 2010 5:32PM
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Dainsey
Posts: 2263 - Karma: 378
shoulda had a 3 way.
Jul 2 2010 5:39PM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
put hot sauce on her dildo.

but really though... i just wanted this to appear in my threads
Jul 2 2010 7:47PM
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TheDude
Posts: 2058 - Karma: 117
sounds like his life is bro..you both should make him a sandwich
Jul 2 2010 8:01PM
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pigglywiggly
Posts: 4482 - Karma: 305
pics of your room mate are entirely necessary
Jul 2 2010 8:08PM
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NWPA
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 165
stick your finger up her butt when she's sleeping....that'll teach her
Jul 2 2010 8:20PM
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.Ben
Posts: 454 - Karma: 14
you must be about 12
Jul 2 2010 8:35PM
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Dan-Man
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damn. i'd be pissed.  but was ir really him or her?  there lies the blame.
Jul 2 2010 10:08PM
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Rachy
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Thats my roommate. She is rad.
Jul 2 2010 10:13PM
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Shreddysaurus
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Jul 2 2010 10:17PM
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Shreddysaurus
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 59
really tho you should get back at her by fucking her.....hard. Then sell the video tape.




Yaa that'll show her whos boss
Jul 2 2010 10:18PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
1. watch the upcoming movie 'predators'
2. kill her with a lazor
3. ???
4. profit
Jul 2 2010 10:20PM
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Testicles
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 13
Pretty much what I was thinking.
Jul 2 2010 10:21PM
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spew
Posts: 119 - Karma: 38
Well then everything in her life can be quantified by a monetary sum.  To a scientologist, things like faith and love and trust all have monetary value.  Have her give you $250.  her dad will pay her back.
Jul 2 2010 11:16PM
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spew
Posts: 119 - Karma: 38

also are you both coming to burning man?  I will wear dual shotgun holsters and bandoliers and

OUT

LAW

will be carved down my back.

Jul 2 2010 11:21PM
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bitchezluv=]
Posts: 869 - Karma: 43
if he is known for one night stands and has done nothing you chances are he likes you and doesnt want to mess things up between you guys... on a lighter note pee in her butt.
Jul 2 2010 11:24PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
My roommate fingered his ass with a condom on once. (/sorta weird claim i wish i didn't have to claim)

Then my other roommate hooked up with my cousin, on my birthday, and she was the loudest moaner I have ever heard.
Jul 2 2010 11:30PM
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ODarrow
Posts: 226 - Karma: 154
I'll come over and film if you need, throw an edit on NS! Haha, sucks though
Jul 2 2010 11:36PM
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PimpingPanda
Posts: 102 - Karma: 4
well then it is your fucking fault for being roomy with a clam lover!! You should get a hairbrush, and give her a spanking.
Jul 3 2010 1:17AM
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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
bahahahahahah what was the point of even sharing that finger up the ass story? that dude, your roomie, is full homo.

and that cousin story just sucks butthole...talk about awkward family gatherings..
Jul 3 2010 1:37AM
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PDeg
Posts: 178 - Karma: 40
i wish i nnever opened this thread ^
Jul 3 2010 10:51AM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
hahaha yea, no real point i guess haha and yea, I'm not going to the family reunion this year for that reason haha
Jul 3 2010 11:00AM
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blong131
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girls dont poop.
Jul 3 2010 11:09AM
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