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Verbal misunderstandings?

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bitchezluv=]
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today i was selling my longboard to my friends mom who is fucking hot so she could give it to her sun who lives a couple hours away, and she was looking for her wallet to pay me, and she said "oh i must have left it in the vehicle, come on and i will show you it's in the car." well i had one headphone in and i thought she said "come on i will blow you in the car" haha so i said are you sure what  if your husband found out. haha and she didnt know what to say and it was  probably the most awkward five minutes of my life..

 anyway post some of your misleading conversations

oh and heres a funny vid sort of relevent.<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Fqq051BU2MY&hl=en_US&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Fqq051BU2MY&hl=en_US&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>

Jul 1 2010 12:04AM
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bitchezluv=]
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take two

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Jul 1 2010 12:06AM
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VCharette
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if this thread is true that's fuckin hilarious
Jul 1 2010 12:08AM
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bitchezluv=]
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last try i promise

Jul 1 2010 12:08AM
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TheStudioCC
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imagine if she really did say that.... you would have had a much more epic thread
Jul 1 2010 12:11AM
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hellyeaaaah
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pics of your friends mom
Jul 1 2010 12:17AM
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bitchezluv=]
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to add on to the story because im lazy haha she said she forgot her wallet at the hotel and i was like fuck maybe she really said that and she is going to take me back to her hotel to give me dome. but sadly not
Jul 1 2010 12:17AM
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bitchezluv=]
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haha i might but there is some people on here who know who she is fuck it hahahaah
Jul 1 2010 12:28AM
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pianoman
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that must have felt ... weird
Jul 1 2010 1:10AM
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muellerc
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haha ,"sneaks into little kids room in the middle of the night and Grapes them in the mouth"
Jul 1 2010 1:13AM
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Blurst
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You did not whip out your genitalia, did you?
Jul 1 2010 1:33AM
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bitchezluv=]
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it felt great until i realized that no she was not going to suck my schlong haah
Jul 1 2010 1:34AM
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jeremy.g
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well. thats awkward.
Jul 1 2010 1:35AM
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ButteredToast.
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One time I meant to ask if my dad was skipping playing cornhole.

It came out as pornhole.
He didn't catch it.
I am the luckiest man on earth.
Jul 1 2010 1:45AM
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bitchezluv=]
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hah those both sound terrible
Jul 1 2010 1:50AM
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ButteredToast.
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All the dads on my street play cornhole every thursday night. (also sounds awful)

ALSO, cornhole:

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NOT cornhole:

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Jul 1 2010 1:54AM
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bitchezluv=]
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hahahha oh man, and fuck i love that game i never knew what it was called maybe they could've picked a more suitable name though ahah
Jul 1 2010 1:56AM
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division.bell
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Verbal misunderstanding say what?
Jul 1 2010 1:56AM
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no_steeze
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cornhole is my jam, i'm so good at that game
Jul 1 2010 1:58AM
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bitchezluv=]
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i was wondering when someone was going to pick up on that. however that is not verbal so no its not ironic haha
Jul 1 2010 1:58AM
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ButteredToast.
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THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT CORNHOLE

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Jul 1 2010 2:13AM
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Jamestown
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Like that?
Jul 1 2010 2:15AM
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bitchezluv=]
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Jul 1 2010 2:16AM
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bitchezluv=]
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Cornhole: The Movie - watch more funny videos
Jul 1 2010 2:18AM
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Freeheel4real
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kanjam is my jam
Jul 1 2010 2:19AM
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no_steeze
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i'm pretty pro at that game as well but i have to say i like cornhole more

this is my cornhole set:
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Jul 1 2010 11:50AM
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no_steeze
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fuck the new flickr pages, it's so confusing
Jul 1 2010 11:50AM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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oh I see, it's like a pussy version of horseshoes then huh?
Jul 1 2010 12:18PM
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ButteredToast.
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Shut up bitch, swallow.
Jul 1 2010 1:05PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Makes ya feel real manly tossing the same shit they give pre-schoolers to play with huh??? Ya ever heard the glorious sound of a shoe pinging as it wraps around the pin??? Beanbags just ain't got it sorry.
Jul 1 2010 4:27PM
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ButteredToast.
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My special ed teacher only gives me beanbags because I might hurt myself with a real horseshoe.
Jul 1 2010 6:25PM
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gus555
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i think the misunderstanding happened when you spelt SON wrong in the first sentence
Jul 1 2010 9:14PM
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skiierman
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and you never thought to say, "sorry, i didn't catch that. what'd you say?"

sounds like you're an idiot teen that has watched wayyy too much porn. get a grip. shit like that doesn't happen in real life.
Jul 1 2010 9:31PM
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Puzzled
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Jul 1 2010 9:46PM
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bitchezluv=]
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sounds like you're a jealous douche bag who likes to set the mood by bitching on ns and proceed to jerk his little dick because no one will do it for you
Jul 1 2010 9:50PM
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fountain.
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i had a pretty good one about a week ago

me and this girl had been going out secretly for like 3 or so weeks, well i was outta town for a swim meet and she texted me and was like why havent you texted me in four days? and i was like ive been swimming and whatnot, no time to talk so she was like whatever we are through. apparently she meant with the conversation, but obviously i took it as she was breaking up with me for no reason over text, so i called her and went off on her and now we she hates me.

ohwell, shes a total bitch anyways :]
Jul 1 2010 10:57PM
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cyberpolice
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hhaha shit... was she a solid 7?
Jul 1 2010 11:06PM
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ECB
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I knew this one girl, and I was hanging out, and she stubbed her toe and said fuck me, so i did, and it was rape. shit sucks.











































really? no.
Jul 1 2010 11:08PM
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