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teach me some cool words.

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b19119
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ok i'm an exchange student...and english is my second language.......I just learned what douche means...today..i think it's the coolest word i learned so far.....teach me some other words...ha

DOUCHE!!!!












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Apr 9 2004 6:59PM
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b19119
Posts: 763 - Karma: 11
nononono........whore bitch slot....i already know all those words...teach me...some thing cooler!!!












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Apr 9 2004 7:11PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
Kafkaesque is a cool word. Not much as far as insults go though.



Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women
Apr 9 2004 7:13PM
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ESB
Posts: 9274 - Karma: 10,648
Have you been acquainted with the phrase 'Cleveland Steamer'?

'he'd just laugh his maniacal laugh and go back to smoking weed.' - yeti, on Lord_Piot
Apr 9 2004 7:13PM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
What about women related stuff?Like.....smelly cunt,(or just cunt)...and stuff like that.



'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'.I hope you have reached a high level of happiness now
Apr 9 2004 7:20PM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
By the way,where are u from?



'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'.I hope you have reached a high level of happiness now
Apr 9 2004 7:21PM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -22
i agree, you should become aquainted with 'The Clevland Steamer'


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Apr 9 2004 7:23PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
tub and girl. 2 seemingly harmless words which combine and all hell breaks loose..
Apr 9 2004 7:24PM
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ztragnoB
Posts: 1704 - Karma: 27
just say hoint ya, no one knows what it means so it ends arguements right there.
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Apr 9 2004 7:26PM
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b19119
Posts: 763 - Karma: 11
what does clevland steamer and cunt mean......

i'm fron korea.












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Apr 9 2004 7:27PM
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sconniestyle
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a cleveland steamer is when you poop on a girl or guy's chest. consequently, a hot carl is when you poop in their mouth. a lesser known cousin is the cornhusker, where you poop, shove that poop up someone's ass hole, and make them poop it out and eat a combination of your poop and their poop. also mudbutt is funny



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'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'
Apr 9 2004 7:36PM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -22
Cunt=pussy=vagina=the opening on girls that we all want to get to (assuming they're hot)


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Apr 9 2004 7:37PM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
^in front and between the legs... not the dirt road

member5054

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Apr 9 2004 7:40PM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -22
^True, thanks for the clarification


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Apr 9 2004 7:42PM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
I live with a korean.nice guy,i believe,but he doesn't know ANY english.The other day we got a japanese dude high,after picking him up from the hill because he needed a ride to banff.It was fun,he was soo stoned.



'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'.I hope you have reached a high level of happiness now
Apr 9 2004 8:12PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
its also crutial if your living in north america that you know what 'the shocker' is. im assuming you do?
Apr 9 2004 8:13PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
cock
handicaped skiing
is so hot right
now.
finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)


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Apr 9 2004 8:45PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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skeet - when you ejaculate on a girls face.
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'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
'He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man' (Psalm 104:14)
Apr 9 2004 8:48PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
sex
what happens when two people love each other very very much, and want to show each other their love

its hard to care about swedes and liberals

I'm not to sure but i did score in the jenious area- loafrider, on IQ tests
Apr 9 2004 8:53PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
So to have sex you have to love the chick?

Omar otte isnt tuna! therefore we shall not talk about him at this point in time..-Destroy

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TMC WUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

JAKE RODRIGUEZ

Drop Bombs
Not Cliffs
Apr 9 2004 9:00PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
buckin bronco!!! where yoru dooing a girl in the butt and then you yell out a random girl name, and when thi girl gets pissed you se how long you can stay on..... also. chin sofa???



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Apr 9 2004 9:03PM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
mans name might work as well... anyone wanna give it a shot?

member5054

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Apr 9 2004 9:06PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
dirty sanchez





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Apr 9 2004 9:10PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
Walk up to a mexican an call him a dirty sanchez it is like calling him bro or something like that..

Omar otte isnt tuna! therefore we shall not talk about him at this point in time..-Destroy

ESE TAKEOVER!!

TMC WUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

JAKE RODRIGUEZ

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Not Cliffs
Apr 9 2004 9:12PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
Chode, salad tosser, gooch, fuckstick.
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Apr 9 2004 9:14PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
sucksameancock. it's not that well known right now, but oh it will be. and shitfaced. everyone must know that.
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Apr 9 2004 9:58PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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cock-gobbler, ass-monkey, ass-clown...
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numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Apr 9 2004 9:59PM
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pales
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 25
cafugahuga is cowshit in yiddush. go jews!

they say i got stupid when i hit my head
Apr 9 2004 10:08PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
thats awesome... and i got stupid when i hit my head too
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Apr 9 2004 10:08PM
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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
Barbara Streisand: the most dirty cuss word ever i cqant relaly explain it but it invlolves cantoloupe and satan's ass
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Apr 9 2004 10:31PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
here's a good word. shwag. shwag is what is left of marijana in a bowl afer you smoke it. basically, it weed ash.



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Apr 10 2004 12:06AM
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nkmo.
Posts: 3994 - Karma: 285
^Dude, shwag is just shitty weed, not ash.


VIVA LA FRONTFLIP!
Apr 10 2004 12:45AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
look at urbandictionary.com
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Apr 10 2004 12:53AM
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jsof9
Posts: 214 - Karma: 8
binger

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Apr 10 2004 2:07AM
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semen69
Posts: 95 - Karma: 10
Wanna learn a cool english term? Here: ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT...which is probably what you're aspiring to be.



SHUT THE FUCK UP
FalseTile: I recommend you don't shit talk with 7 posts
SkiBum420: I recommend you don't say that, since his 6 other posts were the best in NS history
Moral of the story: Falsetile sucks gay dick



Apr 10 2004 3:06AM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
yeah Kami had a good one. its also called the chili dog, which just happens to be my girl friends favorite position.
Apr 10 2004 8:13AM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,034
ass clow,poo police,ass staber = person who is gay. Tell some girl you will give her a Mrushroom print, thats when you slap you dick on her face it leves a mark.






'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
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Reporting for Duty with a Spork in one hand and a Porno in the other
Apr 10 2004 8:44AM
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Deann
Posts: 725 - Karma: 10
www.getoffended.com has just about any word you could want
Haggard Skis
Apr 10 2004 8:48AM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
we call the ash shwag and the shitting weed dank.



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Apr 10 2004 10:47AM
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bobdole
Posts: 943 - Karma: 11
i like chili dogs

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Apr 10 2004 10:48AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
couter,snatch,heat seeking moisture missle
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 10 2004 11:35AM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
here's the number one phrase you should know 'RICK JAMES BITCH'



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Apr 10 2004 1:08PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
call black people niggers. they really like it.

its hard to care about swedes and liberals

I'm not to sure but i did score in the jenious area- loafrider, on IQ tests
Apr 10 2004 2:21PM
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skierdude67
Posts: 109 - Karma: 10
ddue my principal's name is shwag




Jackson showed a British reporter around his Neverland ranch, described himself as 'Peter Pan' -- the boy who never grew up -- and talked of having sleepovers with young boys.
Apr 12 2004 10:13PM
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alpinecowboy84
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i met an exchange student that was completely convinced that 'fuck you dipstick' was the most abominable collection of words in the english dictionary. strange kid. then a year later he turned protoghetto, i always saw him wearing either a naughty by nature shirt or an inxs shirt. then he smoked some weed that he was convinced had crack in it. so completely tweaked out of his mind he ran down to the nurses office and told her. he was deported back to poland a few weeks later.

words that mean 'cool': ill, fly, tight, dope, nasty, rad, fresh (don't be afraid to bring back slang from the old school).

'very': mad, hella, wicked (if you are a tool)

'attractive': fly, slammin, blazin, bomb

'ugly': kicked, busted, nasty, donkey faced, beat

'had sex with/fucked': nailed, tagged, waxed

'girls': hoes, bitches, tricks, broads,

examples:

that trick is mad kicked
that chick was blazin, i was taggin her for hella
my cuts(songs) are ill
we got it nice nice nice
Apr 13 2004 2:24AM
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seventhdayslumber
Posts: 209 - Karma: 10
dirty sanchez

ESE TAKEOVER
Apr 13 2004 10:56AM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
thumb in bum

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Apr 13 2004 3:20PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
radical, hang 10, gee willifers, honkey donkey. it is best to say these to the very popular kids

Land Shark EEEE EEEE EEEEE
Apr 13 2004 3:23PM
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VTfreeskier
Posts: 554 - Karma: 11
Roman War Helmate
Apr 13 2004 8:26PM
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dave1080
Posts: 264 - Karma: 8
meat curtains
and
hatchet wound



I didnt go to college and check me out im kick ass

forget it donny you're out of your element

Boys are stupid...throw rocks at them

You can Der-a-lick my balls

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive. Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full with what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?! Acosta: Did you say something? Raoul Duke: Hm? Nevermind. It's your turn to drive. Narrator: No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough. - fear and loathing in las vegas
Apr 13 2004 8:37PM
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seventhdayslumber
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FUCK TARD is a good one

ESE TAKEOVER
Apr 13 2004 8:38PM
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