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Don't you hate it when your girl forgets to take the pill?....

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Bloc_chain
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Well now here is a solution! Scientist are currently developing a birth control pill for men, that will kill key nutrients in your sperm that cause you'r girl's inner oven to start that 9 month bake. And the nice thing about this is, you take it once, and it last for 3 MONTHS. Human trials will start some time this year, but think about this, take a pill, and for 3 months it's impossible for you to get a girl pregnant, sign me up

http://www.newser.com/story/93969/scientists-unveil-male-pill.html?utm_medium=fark&utm_campaign=pop
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Get.Kronk
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i remember that askagirl thread
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rickroller
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lol but if the girl somehow gets prego then it would be a retarded baby
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the.cheat
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i hear ya, but what if it gets on the sheets? awkward looking.. get it on the ceiling for cool psychedelic looking effects!
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HenniferLopez
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guess.
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MadSteezin
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yeah and it says it's 100% effective compared to 99% effective...
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applejuice.
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daha.


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neutralzombie
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there's also the patch, which women have to change rarely, and a shot too. i always found condoms work best.
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PacificRimJob
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It's true. Vegetables enhance shit. for both genders.

seriously. I ate plenty of my greens and now I make horses jealous.
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Static
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My significant other recently stopped taking BC cuz she was getting blood clots, so we've just been using condoms, it's fucking horrible. I'm seriously considering a vasectomy, male BC has been rumored for years now, even this article says it's 3 years from market. I can't wait that long to raw dog it.
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Elg
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i was sure mrstskier had knocked his gf up when i opened this thread!
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hurrisun
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arent you gay?
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Way to take one for the team man, I just told my girl they add character to her legs.
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Motherfucka
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Beats paying for condoms? unless your girlfriend will get them for free at the family planning place.

But those ones suck.

Id pay 100 bucks every three months for this pill

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Thenowhereman42
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Guys, this isn't good. You know how with old couples the girl always wants the guy to get a vasectomy because its fairly simply compared to tubes tied that takes a long time to recover from?

"You take the pill, its only once every 3 months and if I take it it messes with my period". We are going to be hearing a lot of that soon. I for one aint taking no pill. Shit probably fucks with you.
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jeremy.g
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it does that for females because it is altering hormones. this just removes protein and doesnt fuck with hormones, if your hormones arent fucked up you wont be all pissy. it sounds pretty legit.
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wambat
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you seem very uneducated about this particular pill.

it's NOT hormone therapy- it's protein therapy.

furthermore, every medication affects everyone differently- i've had girlfriends who've had ZERO side effects from BC. just because YOU had a bad experience doesn't mean it's universal.
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applejuice.
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cool.
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ECfreeski3
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haha yeah dude anything beats paying for/using condoms
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theabortionator
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It will probably chemically castrate you or leave you un fertile.
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cwillygood
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haha lol
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icantskiiFILM
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...do you realize the amount of money put into condoms once you hit college.
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MADDECENT
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.Asain-Skiier
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Well, I can see guys being more irresponsible.
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IdaHomie
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you just made my day friend +k hilarious
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Delphi
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I don't like the sound of this...the pill fucks with a woman's ability to give birth later on in life, something affecting the amount of eggs she produces. My gf explained the whole thing to me, but as soon as I heard "ovaries" I kinda blanked out for the rest. What if this thing nails our prostate and makes us sterile for life? No thanks bra.
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dreadyboy
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Isn't your prostate in your ass? why would a sperm drug affect your prostate?
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Delphi
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it provides the fluid and nutrients required to ejaculate. Your sperm hook up at the prostate with this fluid before it is ejected. After the hook up, it is called semen instead of just straight sperm.
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muellerc
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hahaha sounds unsafe
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Inb4_P.Dog
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Cool story bro.
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Gnarczar
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Evilchris
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i just laughed harder then i ever have on NS, thank you
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Deezy
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"Not for meeee! HAHA"
says the little grade 9
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Chickendodo
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yay for stds!
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dreadyboy
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just put em in the microwave
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CoolioDude
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ive had a boner all day, sooo yaaaa
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Shpadoinkle
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I don't get free birth control.
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dreadyboy
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Haha, america
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rickety_cricket
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Where can i sign up for the Human trials?
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Mr.Feeny
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twould be nice
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