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Don't you hate it when your girl forgets to take the pill?....

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Balto
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Well now here is a solution! Scientist are currently developing a birth control pill for men, that will kill key nutrients in your sperm that cause you'r girl's inner oven to start that 9 month bake. And the nice thing about this is, you take it once, and it last for 3 MONTHS. Human trials will start some time this year, but think about this, take a pill, and for 3 months it's impossible for you to get a girl pregnant, sign me up

http://www.newser.com/story/93969/scientists-unveil-male-pill.html?utm_medium=fark&utm_campaign=pop
Jun 29 2010 6:30PM
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yojimbo
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finally god damn.
Jun 29 2010 6:31PM
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ECfreeski3
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thats pretty dope but that means we'll have to pay for it now :(
Jun 29 2010 6:31PM
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Balto
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i think a little charge every 3 months is better then a life time of child support/medical bills
Jun 29 2010 6:32PM
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ECfreeski3
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no yeah definitely, im just saying its usually expected that the girl pays for her BC
Jun 29 2010 6:33PM
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Benson23
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coolio, does it stop it all together or what? like what if i want to bukkake my girlfriend... wheres your solution to that big man?
Jun 29 2010 6:39PM
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Snowcase
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Will I start having mood swings every 28 days?
Jun 29 2010 6:42PM
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Balto
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it has no side effects of any kind, including sex drive
Jun 29 2010 6:43PM
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dreadyboy
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Well normal BC is free so this probly won't be too popular if we have to pay.
And I could see a lotta guys saying they took it to not wear a rubber.
Jun 29 2010 6:44PM
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jester8589
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does it do any of the cool stuff bc does for girls? like clear your skin make your penis bigger or make us happy during our time of the month..... err maybe not so much the last one.
Jun 29 2010 6:45PM
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Tasche
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I want to be part of the human trials.

Scientist: "I want you to have intercourse with as many of the female subjects as you can in the next 3 months. I know there is over 700 of them they are mostly 8 and 9's, but do your best."

Me: "Ill do what I can."

Scientist: "Oh ya, absolutely no condoms."
Jun 29 2010 6:47PM
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Tasche
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Ill start a show on TLC.
Jun 29 2010 6:48PM
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Bryan*
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you my friend is a life savor.
Jun 29 2010 7:00PM
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BrewskiJr
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hahaha except the trials will be more like

go into the bathroom and beat off so we can test your sample.

heres $5.
Jun 29 2010 7:03PM
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onearmwanderer
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if only i knew how to post pics so i could do the ORLY? one....
Jun 29 2010 7:03PM
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hokkanee
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Shit I'd watch that
Jun 29 2010 7:04PM
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1337
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first page
Jun 29 2010 7:06PM
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Gnarczar
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why take a pill when you can go organic by using the process known as skeet





Skeet- a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch".
Jun 29 2010 7:09PM
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pmw
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i assume you're speaking of a different drug, not the one where human testing is assumed to begin sometime this year?
Jun 29 2010 7:09PM
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Bryan*
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i forgot to say this before...



/claim my uncle was one of the creators that was involved with this... they spent 14 years developing this
Jun 29 2010 8:41PM
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skithesprings
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did you guys miss this little nugget
"the pill could be available in three years"

yeah, looks like my glory days of college will be over before this hits the shelves.
Jun 29 2010 8:47PM
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Bryan*
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between me an NS my uncle has told my family they are getting all the legal things out of the way but shout be out sooner than 3 years.
Jun 29 2010 8:51PM
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applejuice.
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i would never ever subject a guy to taking this...it causes horrible side effects in girls and if guys start acting like this well then fuck, the world will end.
Jun 29 2010 8:53PM
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Darth_Veeder
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3 years? Fuck yeah, still time to grow into my looks
Jun 29 2010 8:54PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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me too =(
Jun 29 2010 8:56PM
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OscarTheGrouch
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fuck yeah. that'll be awesome depending on side effects
Jun 29 2010 8:57PM
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theblacktaco
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i feel like there will be horible side effects ... how are the suppused to kill everthing in my nuts but keep my nuts alive ?

ill stick with the good ol falcon punch... kidding
Jun 29 2010 9:02PM
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gyarados
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1. take male BC
2. don't get a girl pregnant
3. ?????????
4. profit?????
Jun 29 2010 9:04PM
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TechnoPotamus
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fuck that, playing with a loaded gun is way more fun
Jun 29 2010 9:07PM
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feihlination
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seems pretty legit, but i fear that random girls wont trust random men. seriously, girls are normally the last ones who want that baby (at least those i know), so they are very cautious about the whole thing.

in a relationship i think it would be awesome, if STDs are not a problem and the girl knows what the guy did.


pretty obvious observations, i know, i am fucking sherlock right now. +2 street cred because i wear that funky coat and hat.
Jun 29 2010 9:11PM
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No_Dub
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Agreed
Jun 29 2010 9:12PM
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Juice.Doctor
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haah this will be sick. but if there are bad side effects, like mood swings, the world is fucked
Jun 29 2010 9:12PM
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steevner
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I foresee STD's running rampant once everyone stops wearing condoms.
However, I want this sooo bad. Haha
Jun 29 2010 9:14PM
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Zent33zy
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yesssssss!
Jun 29 2010 9:20PM
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apcaipse
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Fuck yeah.
Jun 29 2010 9:27PM
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HenniferLopez
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I've been on it for a few years and haven't had any negative side effects..I think it only negatively affects a small percentage of women. Plus, with this male pill its just removing part of the protein in sperm, not altering hormones.
Jun 29 2010 9:51PM
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applejuice.
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you haven't gained any weight? you haven't had any shift in mood? lucky you...

and no protein...? whats the point of suc...nvm.
Jun 29 2010 10:02PM
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jester8589
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pretty sure my girlfriend gained some weight when she starting taking the pill.... in her bra. for real.
Jun 29 2010 10:05PM
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Lemuel
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Didn't read the thread, but I'm guessing/ hoping this was tested? That would suck to find out you are infertile for the rest of your life after taking a pill.
Jun 29 2010 10:06PM
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applejuice.
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that's not a negative! ps: tell her to eat carrots, no joke it works lol
Jun 29 2010 10:06PM
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OscarTheGrouch
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haha nice catch at the end there
Jun 29 2010 10:07PM
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toominator
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oh the irony
Jun 29 2010 10:08PM
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Abc567def
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anyone going up?
Jun 29 2010 10:08PM
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cyberpolice
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my thoughts exactly and plus wheres the fun in that? then you don't get to see anyone cry.

jokes

but seriously just abort the little shit

jokes

but seriously
Jun 29 2010 10:21PM
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nickyp
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Clinical testing hasn't even begun yet. The length of trials is 7-8 years for even the least invasive drug treatments, let alone one that destroys specific proteins.

I'm oh so calling bullshit.
Jun 29 2010 10:28PM
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HenniferLopez
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I actually lost weight when I started it..and my skin cleared up. only good this have come of it for me :)
Jun 29 2010 10:28PM
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PDeg
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haha word
Jun 29 2010 10:31PM
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artfullydodged
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awesome.
Jun 29 2010 10:37PM
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dreadyboy
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started sucking or started the pill?
Jun 29 2010 11:31PM
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the.cheat
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i loled.
Jun 29 2010 11:38PM
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