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buy him a fleshlight... and fill it with icyhot
Or do what brothers do when they pissed at eachother and beat eachother up? Problem solved. If it doesnt work get your other brother and sister to gang up on him.
I know, Im a genius. Thought of this myself and theres no way it hasnt been like this for years.
have his sister drive her car.
or.
car his sister with his mom.
you know what you have to do.
Car the mom and put the screwdriver on the dog and let it run full speed to him and then the screwdriver will fall off on the carpet and the dog will knock him over and he will fall on the screwdriver and get a screwed up knee. <-Ha.
Yeah idk what will happen to the car-ed mom. She will turn into the terminator.