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We need some pranks for this summer.

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@skiinmitch
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I did searchbar and all that jazz, but i need some more originl pranks to do during this summer.

The story of why we need pranks.
For the past two days these two girls keep on pranking me and my friend. today before we went to there house we bought an air horn and when we went into they back yard we scared the shit out of them with it. And now they have declared war against us. we are keep score also. There are a few rules we gotta follow.

1. no destruction of property
2. no harm to the other team

Anything is game as long as it follows the rules. NS what do you got for us.

We can buy items to use also.

Pictures will follow through out the summer time.
Jun 28 2010 1:48AM
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.AR6rider.
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Get some fake hair (I have no idea where you would get fake hair) that's the same color as their real hair, then when they are sleeping put it all over their pillow and in their bed.  When they wake up, they'll think that someone cut their hair off and flip shit, only to realize that all of their hair is still there.

On second thought, that's a fucking retarded idea.  I need some sleep.

Jun 28 2010 1:51AM
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.jersey
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when theyre out of the house, buy a fog machine and fill the whole house with fog. when they come home and open the door theyll think the house is on fire
Jun 28 2010 1:56AM
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ski@jaypeak2
Posts: 2802 - Karma: 429
post their name and phone number on craigslist saying they have free twilight tickets
Jun 28 2010 2:13AM
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cyberpolice
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yep
Jun 28 2010 2:14AM
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MACAQUE
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Have 15yds of gravel delivered to their house, and block their driveway with it.
Jun 28 2010 2:22AM
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TheStudioCC
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best option
Jun 28 2010 2:28AM
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dex.
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or even better, post their name and number in the men seeking men category on craigslist. i did it to a friend as a small prank but his phone ended up getting blown up with calls, texts, and even pics, which were disturbing. he had to change his number because his phone was ringing nonstop with pictures of dicks and phone calls from fucking creepers
Jun 28 2010 2:45AM
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dex.
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and make sure you give them guy names -__-
Jun 28 2010 2:46AM
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cyberpolice
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rape them
Jun 28 2010 2:51AM
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zerospinskier
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Poop in their shoes.
Jun 28 2010 2:58AM
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@skiinmitch
Posts: 2781 - Karma: 78
NS I need you help with something again. we need a team name. What do you got for us?
Jun 28 2010 3:59AM
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Funnel
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Team dickshit?
Jun 28 2010 4:16AM
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p-fo
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hack their facebooks and post a status update saying they're coming out of the closet and are now together. should create plenty of headaches for them
Jun 28 2010 4:21AM
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Funnel
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That might as well be "destruction of property."

Funny if you REALLY want to get someone, but I think just a little too far in a case like this.
Jun 28 2010 4:26AM
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I_Am_Mod
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i'm def. gonna give this a try :)


also what i enjoy doing, especially at festivals or parties, go to the bar, order a bear and leave your coin on the counter to pay, but its glued tight with superglue :D
so funny to see them try n get it off :)

also later on the night when the barman has given up, you'll see a ton of drunk people give it a try :)
Jun 28 2010 4:58AM
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84891jnf92048
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holy shit dude, you are one manly man.
Jun 28 2010 11:43AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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go buy a few thousand plastic forks. go over to said girl's house. stick forks in the ground all throughout the yard. enjoy watching them have to pull them out of the ground one by one the next morning. i don't think this counts as destruction of property as you aren't really destroying anything other than their morning.
Jun 28 2010 11:49AM
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.frenchy
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Put saran wrap between their bedroom doorway, so when they get out of bed in the morning they walk into saran wrap. 

video example:

Jun 28 2010 11:50AM
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Schlop
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take that average shit to another level. write on peoples walls, send some verrry private inboxes, change their relationship status to what you said, and more. also talk to all of their friends on chat. make it all fucked up, but BELIEVABLE. no "Sarah IS SEW GAY LOL" statuses
Jun 28 2010 12:18PM
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@skiinmitch
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we need a team name. any ideas will help
Jun 28 2010 2:49PM
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JacheOReally
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when you join NS you have to check a box certifying that you are 13....
Jun 28 2010 2:52PM
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theabortionator
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Fill there car to the roof with glowsticks and packing peanuts
Jun 28 2010 2:53PM
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@skiinmitch
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your an idoit. read the thread. this aint kid shit what we are doing.
Jun 28 2010 2:53PM
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hauser
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i searched, here is 100 team names


Hottest Fish
Olive Tornadoes
Igneous Monarch Butterflys
Glittering Gold Expedition
Silver Hurricanes
Construction Steam
Chicago Grubs
Loopy Hammers
Ruddy Responsible Blind Beavers
Pink Birds
Purple Raiders
San Francisco Gurg
Orange Rats
Outrageous Crawling Ants
Princely Purple Spinning Spiders
Silver Bucks
Tan Rushers
Chocolate Chargers
Pink Expedition
Tokyo Raiders
Very Violent Swords
Mellow Racoons
Purple Tiger Swallowtail Butterflys
Crimson Flyin' Squirels
Prettiest Panthers
Crimson Helicopters
Yellow Seahawks
Cute Coral Snow
High Flying Crawling Carrions
Electrical Chiefs
Blue Mosquitos
Green Fish
Maroon Sheep
Responsible Holy Kings
Sedimentary Hard Lightning
Gold Amazons
Surely Sedimentary Horrible Hobgoblins
Atlanta Lions
Wheat Ravens
Ruddy Responsible Acceleration
Funny Clubs
Yowling Yellow Tornadoes
Ape Honey Bees
Sad Cats
Los Angeles Servicemen
Mexico City Knives
White Headmasters
Sexy Sedimentary Blind Beavers
Paris Clouds
Shyest Clubs
UnHappy Steam
Dallas Velocity
Introverted Dive Bombers
Princely Purple Orcs
Orange Fighters
Glittering Gold Hurtin' Hustlers
Vengeful Pelting Rain
Dentist Sheep
Angry Tuff Tigers
Olive Redskins
Least Violent Storms
Psycho Tuff Tigers
Happy Tuff Tigers
Bronze Monarch Butterflys
Vengeful Managers
Driving Worm Eatting Birds
Fatuous Keeper of the Keys and Grounds
Doctor Lions
Ruddy Responsible EarthWorms
Most Snow Hurricanes
Silver Velocity
Narrowest Tarantula Hawk Wasps
Boston Rapidity
Insane Grenades
Happy Mellow Breezes
Dallas Killers
Cute Coral Supporters
New York Dung-Eating Dogs
Amazing Azure Rain
Black Cats
Wheat Snow Hurricanes
Bronze Musicians
Bonkers Blizzards
Ingeniously Igneous Quick Dukes
Sexy Sedimentary Clouds
Surely Sedimentary Eagles
Wheat Bezerkers
Mighty Metamorphic Pelting Rain
Prettiest Gold Rush
Yellow Unicorns
Ruddy Responsible Bezerkers
Doctor Zebras
Salmon Grenades
Wicked Funny Holy Killers
Shyest Tornadoes
Shyest Tornadoes
Toronto Flyin' Squirels
White Eagles
Best Eagles
Extroverted Bazookas
Jun 28 2010 2:56PM
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I_Am_Mod
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put it over the toiletbowl, its easier and the result is funnier :D
Jun 28 2010 2:57PM
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@skiinmitch
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+ karma for you
Jun 28 2010 2:57PM
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theabortionator
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Lift there car up on blocks. Do it so you can't see it, you want the wheels like a half inch off the ground. Let them spin out in the driveway trying to get to work and laugh.
Jun 28 2010 3:00PM
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hauser
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Also for pranks...

1. Gum in their hair.

2. Put vaseline on...
door knobs,
lamp light knobs,
car door handles and stereo dials,
hair brush handles,
curling iron handles,
cooking utensils,
phones,
alarm clock switches,
any metal handles,
light switches,
many more places that I'm sure will pop into your head!

3. You take a garbage can and fill it about 3/4 way with water. You lean this up against a random house's door. Knock on the door, run, and hide so you can see it from a distance.

4. Toilet paper the inside of their house

5. This one takes a lot of time and energy, but the results are worth it! While house-sitting, or having sneaked into someone’s house, get some friends to help you switch the furniture from one room to another, or even from one floor to another. You could also turn furniture upside down, or, if you’re really industrious, have all the furniture moved to someone else’s house, or to a storage unit. You could replace their furniture with junky furniture, or inflatable furniture or whatever. Your target must have a good sense of humor for this prank.

6. Take a sound clip of an annoying piece of music, loop it over and over and play it over a loudspeaker so that nobody can do anything to stop it. You'll drive people nuts! One idea is to burn a CD with the loop, put it in a cheap boom box someplace high, turn the CD on loop and watch the fur fly! You can do this during Christmas, New Years, Valentines Day, Halloween, pick a day and have some fun.

Yeah thats about it
Jun 28 2010 3:12PM
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connory998
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vuvuzela...
Jun 28 2010 8:21PM
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Tripplesixty
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Do this... Girls never notice and it goes everywhere lol


Another thing you can do is switch a ton of numbers in there phone.. especially the dunk dials.. switch it with their moms number
Jun 28 2010 9:11PM
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BLUMPKING
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Jun 28 2010 9:19PM
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Zoro
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https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/479626/

link to my thread about pranking my sister.  some of those are pretty good

Jun 28 2010 10:07PM
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robo_polo
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haha teddy bear with a hidden camera. tell them that your sorry for the last couple days and you wanna make it up to them and give it to them. then when they put it in there room you will have a bunch of embarrassing tape of them haha

http://www.pinecomputer.com/tewihicawiau.html
Jun 28 2010 10:08PM
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@skiinmitch
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bump
Jun 29 2010 3:12AM
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BEARS.
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take them camping and leave them to be buttfucked by a moose.
Jun 29 2010 4:25AM
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I_Am_Mod
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Splendid idea!!

and if they find out, you get arrested and you can spend a reasonable time in jail where you can lend your ass to the nice latino guy next door ....
Jun 29 2010 8:02AM
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50in07
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Put their number on craigslist saying they have Beiber tickets.
Jun 29 2010 11:24AM
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Utard
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Put flour all over their car. When they try to wash it off the water and flour will combine into a sort of paste/glue that will get into all the nooks and crannies of their car like the doors and windows. Takes forever to clean off
Jun 29 2010 12:20PM
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LoftyLawnChair
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that would be too cruel
Jun 29 2010 12:41PM
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T.L.
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win.

Jun 29 2010 12:50PM
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james6345789
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pee in their butts.
May 15 2011 11:05AM
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DERS.
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sometimes if you put a mattress in a pool.. it requires a crane to get it out.
May 15 2011 11:08AM
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tall_t
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awwww yeah.

make your team name

team kickass

May 15 2011 11:26AM
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el_mn_op
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Team Ramrod
May 15 2011 1:09PM
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AbeFroman
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kill someone
May 15 2011 1:25PM
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esotericjive
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Always a classic. The only thing you'll need is a porta-potty and a boat. And some hydraulics. And some hidden cameras.
May 15 2011 2:42PM
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Peter.
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hahahaha this is a great idea though, prank wars are sweet
May 15 2011 2:50PM
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Childstar.
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Take off the receptacle cover for either a light switch or outlet in their rooms, but in a couple of shrimp, scallops, or any seafood. Put the cover back on, then in a couple days it will smell Horrible and no one will be able to figure out where the smell is coming from.
May 15 2011 2:54PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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no thats rude.
May 15 2011 3:04PM
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OlliePop
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steal everything in their house
May 15 2011 3:43PM
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