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I NEED TO SKI!

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E.FARR
Posts: 1297 - Karma: 25
theres probably like 4 million threads on this..but.. im goin fucking crazy!
no summer setup...no snow about 5.5 months till the mountain opens..and i want to ski so fuckin bad.

anyone else in the same situation...any solutions haha..
Jun 27 2010 5:41PM
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Leveroni
Posts: 367 - Karma: 11
Masturbate.
Jun 27 2010 5:42PM
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hauser
Posts: 1131 - Karma: 469
Masturbate.
Jun 27 2010 5:43PM
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Thenowhereman42
Posts: 5682 - Karma: 65
If you can somehow make it to Mammoth I think they got...... like 7 days left. I'm supposed to be going to Bishop for July 3-4 and I'm really considering sneaking off to hit up the last day.
Jun 27 2010 5:43PM
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Twolf
Posts: 35 - Karma: 10
Masturbate.
Jun 27 2010 5:43PM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
Boreal here in Tahoe is opening up July 10-11...
Jun 27 2010 5:43PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
i just got back from a ski trip...
Jun 27 2010 5:44PM
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AntiBang
Posts: 356 - Karma: 31
u should pick up a hobby or sport or something, like aggressive skating
Jun 27 2010 5:44PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
MASTERBATE
Jun 27 2010 5:45PM
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r0dubs
Posts: 1764 - Karma: 19
or masturbate
Jun 27 2010 5:45PM
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ruff_ruff
Posts: 172 - Karma: 37
Masturbate.
Jun 27 2010 5:46PM
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ski-swagga
Posts: 5276 - Karma: 219
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Jun 27 2010 5:52PM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
i skied today. fuck yeah.
Jun 27 2010 5:53PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
gonna have to go with masturbate as well
Jun 27 2010 5:53PM
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RRhighrider
Posts: 2140 - Karma: 1,124
I skied this morning.  It was fun. Mammoth is still open until July 5th.
Jun 27 2010 5:57PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51630 - Karma: 162,099
1. Go to your room, lock the door
2. think about skiing
3. Masturbate aggressively
4.??????????????????
5.Profit?????????

Repeat process over the course of the summer. By ski tickets with profited funds when the snow falls.
Jun 27 2010 5:57PM
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Thenowhereman42
Posts: 5682 - Karma: 65
What are ticket prices right now? If they are cheap I might see you up there next weekend because I will for sure be in Bishop for a couple days.
Jun 27 2010 6:08PM
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p-fo
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etabrutsam
Jun 27 2010 6:09PM
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robo_polo
Posts: 554 - Karma: 28
carpet slide....
Jun 27 2010 6:11PM
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RRhighrider
Posts: 2140 - Karma: 1,124
$69 which is pretty crazy. operation hours are 7:30 to 1.  The gondola is running to the top again and chair 3 has a spring pipe, one jump with two lips, and four jibs. It gets repetitive but fun to still be riding almost everyday.
Jun 27 2010 6:15PM
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E.FARR
Posts: 1297 - Karma: 25
haha i skate and waterkski and shit..bt still so pumped to ski in 6 months haha..and i live in ct soo i dont have money for a plane ticket..
Jun 27 2010 6:20PM
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Thenowhereman42
Posts: 5682 - Karma: 65
$69 what the fuck thats still more that peak prices at most resorts I can't believe that. I heard there is no snow anymore I thought that coupled with only being open till 1 would mean like $35 tickets or something.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.....I guess if you get there at 7:30 its almost worth it. How big is the jump?
Jun 27 2010 6:32PM
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Motherfucka
Posts: 1179 - Karma: 26
Meth, takes away the edge
Jun 27 2010 6:46PM
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E.FARR
Posts: 1297 - Karma: 25
i was thinkin pcp?
Jun 27 2010 7:08PM
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Njens.
Posts: 1688 - Karma: 46
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Jun 27 2010 7:10PM
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Motherfucka
Posts: 1179 - Karma: 26
No. but if your going to go cheap...LSD is nice.
Jun 27 2010 7:12PM
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fountain.
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 80
you said you have no summer setup, so build one
Jun 27 2010 7:17PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
i see what you did there
Jun 27 2010 7:20PM
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E.FARR
Posts: 1297 - Karma: 25
parents wont let me..dnt want to have to take it down in a year when i go to college..
Jun 27 2010 7:24PM
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s.parker
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 259
dooo itttt
Jun 27 2010 7:26PM
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E.FARR
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im takin all suggestions and combining...masterbate while on LSD
Jun 27 2010 7:30PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
snowflex?
Jun 27 2010 7:31PM
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
masturbate profusely
Jun 28 2010 12:23AM
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
masturbate profusely
Jun 28 2010 12:30AM
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c4t_l0ver
Posts: 5485 - Karma: 810
on chatroulette
Jun 28 2010 12:37AM
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T.Rex
Posts: 1272 - Karma: 125

im sorry to say this but every time i see this thread come up i automatically think, faggot ass poser just wanting to fit into ski society, due to the fact that one kid in my school wont shut the fuck up abotu skiing and he cant do shit

theres much better things out there then just ski, like skate, film, shoot, drink, smoke, drive, swim, pranks, chill, girls, i highly suggest finding a project to restore something, i want to try to restore a 69 camero in a couple years should be the hardest thing in my life,

just shut up about skiing and find something better to do its not that hard

/rant

Jun 28 2010 12:46AM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
wait... are you saying this kid goes to your school and is a faggot ass poser?
Jun 28 2010 12:48AM
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E.FARR
Posts: 1297 - Karma: 25
fuck no..i dont know him..and i skate work longboard boat waterski tube girls chillen party all that..im jst sayin i want to ski
Jun 28 2010 12:54AM
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T.Rex
Posts: 1272 - Karma: 125
no, but sounds exactly like the kid at my school, idk about some of you guys but skiing on the east coast specifically in PA gets mad boring at the end of the season and i acutally wish for summer to come sooner
Jun 28 2010 2:13PM
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Bryan*
Posts: 1818 - Karma: 115
not if you ski mount snow :)
Jun 28 2010 2:17PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51630 - Karma: 162,099
Let's do it again this summer. I was supposed to go down there with that kid we met next month but he's not going. I need to make a trip sometime. Place is looking way better the than when we went
Jun 28 2010 2:20PM
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Kirsakid
Posts: 1793 - Karma: 126
you are not a true skier then
Jun 28 2010 2:29PM
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cyberpolice
Posts: 212 - Karma: 16
1. get subscription to better homes and gardening magazine
2. 10 boxes of ultra soft kleenex
3. masturbate vigorously
4. tell your friends
Jun 28 2010 2:34PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51630 - Karma: 162,099
I like when people claim things that there supposedly going to do. In a few years I want to restore a 69 camaro. The chances of you actually doing this and or succeeding are not that high. You probably won't even start it and if you do, may not come close to finishing it. Wait to claim till it's done.
Jun 28 2010 2:35PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,297
your a tricky one
Jun 28 2010 2:36PM
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Z-Juice
Posts: 3151 - Karma: 1,504
I skied at Woodward on Saturday-no biggie
Jun 28 2010 2:36PM
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T.Rex
Posts: 1272 - Karma: 125
i said I WANT to, this depends on where i end up in college but deff a project i would like to do, me and my dad restored a 47 chevy pickup, thing has so much torque and soo sick we won so many car shows with that beast, now its up for sale 21 grand anyone? i want to do a 69 camero cause its my favorite muscle car but i might end up doing a corvette stingray if i request my dads help
Jun 28 2010 2:46PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
Asterbmate
Jun 28 2010 2:53PM
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Randy_Quench
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Jun 28 2010 2:58PM
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theabortionator
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Alright then. If you already restored cars with your dad and you're both handy chances are probably pretty good. I just know so many people that claim they are going to restore an old classic and it never happens, or it just sits in the garage.

My buddy has had a 67 sitting in his car for years. he started it, never finished, hasn't done anything with it in a while. I think it's being used as a shelf for storage right now.
Jun 28 2010 3:16PM
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.nasty
Posts: 10581 - Karma: 11,150
Masticate
Jun 28 2010 3:35PM
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