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NS.com's funniest member,leaving
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thats right,you heard it...Lateralis himself..he was more than a man,but less than a god,he's leaving for good,he was always there to put you in your place..even if you deserved it or not,the members he has made cry through laughter or embarrasment to be alive is in the thousands.he's the #1 poster and the #1 most widely recognized member ever...he will be sorely missed and newschoolers as we know it..will never be the same
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'
'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7
I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached
'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel
'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
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as I've said many times in the past coolcat410 should die and be replaced by coolcat420
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CCRider
I tried sniffing coke once but the ice got stuck in my nose
u kno im ghetto
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all that kid ever did was say the stupidest thing that might get an internet laugh...
i like his style..
“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�
Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?
'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
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^ Well that stupid shit made me laugh. It's good having someone with random funny coments.
We will miss you Lat
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'If your not living on the edge youre taking up to much sapce'
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his comments for peoples photos were priceless
-Logan
Get pissed. DESTROY -Seth
You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome -Seth
everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey -ATLANTASKI
dude you have no steeze you fag -THallarmadaK269steeze420
ESE TAKEOVER!
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Yeah i agree his comments on photos actually got me to kind of like the guy. But his posting didnt really make sense to me. If we on a topic on cars he posts that his cat humped his dog and now he has 3 penises. People would laugh at him for that. It'd be an alright comment if the topic was about cats and dogs humping.
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Team Fresh
'Coolcat has officially dethroned Atlantaski, and is now the King of NS Idiocy. You're singlehandedly lowering the standard of this site. Good job, jackass.'- J.D._May
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Was pretty funny when he faked his death
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www.teamksm.co.uk
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he's not going to leave. this is another stunt like the 'fake your own death' stunt. He can't leave. No body can, ns is like a black hole, you can't excape.
Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
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why would he leave?
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If a body catch a body coming through the rye...
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he faked his own death? that guy is my hero.
Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
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i tried to escapse.....but the pulled me back in
“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�
Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?
'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
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fuck all you lat haters
and a big fuck you to everyone who thought they were friends with some1 on the internet
noo fuck you ellermann
w.m.h
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Might as well retire at the top of his game, hopefully he doesn't try to revive his newschoolers career like Michael Jordan did for the Wizards, that's just weak.
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^ good analogy, but do you think hes really gone, or spying secretly at us under a new name
conspiracy.....bwhahaha
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version 1.1 represent
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i think lateralis is 'BigCock'.
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'ghostdragon is like milk. sometimes when it sits too long in thr fridge it gets crusty things around the cap that sometimes fall into your glass when your not careful.' - cj
- Michael Jackson loves me.
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^yeah, im convinced he is to.. read the 360 post he started in ski gabber
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sorry guys,i talk to lateralis all the time on ICQ and he's really gone
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'
'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7
I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached
'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel
'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
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^ why are you the special, privledged one, you dont have boobs?!?!
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-Joei
version 1.1 represent
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ya got me there
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'
'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7
I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached
'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel
'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
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GOOD
Thats what she said
why are you telling me i'm craving attention? i'm not the one who started a thread 'IN THE BUTT' - tahoefreerider
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his time kinda came and went, i liked him, but his act was like any good joke, and he slowly beat it to death
Fuck You
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hes a rude an obnoxious person! his comments he says to people in the people section are totally mean. id slap him if i ever saw him
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im going to miss lat, i think his controling gf is making him stop
Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
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i think the ewok has it right on. but hey maybe his girlfriend is a huge bitch.....but you'd think she'd be more concerned over all the porn he's always talking about than she would about a ski website
-Strode
Abba Zabba, you my only friend
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hey smallpenis, back off of strode
Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
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fuck you you dirty bitch, i aint got a small penis!
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did he train a replacement>?
felt like a big man pushing that kid around!
shes talking to her invisible friend, God
adrian
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and a 14 year old cannot be hung?
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haha^^ but it still wouldnt be lat ya know?
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i thought you were 13 in the butt thread. what happened?
felt like a big man pushing that kid around!
shes talking to her invisible friend, God
adrian
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Big Cock posted this some where else
BigCock
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i know alot for a 13 year old
So he says he's 14 here. He's lying bout his age for some reason. Wouldnt be surprised if it was stef he's already got over a hundred posts in like 2 days.
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Team Fresh
'Coolcat has officially dethroned Atlantaski, and is now the King of NS Idiocy. You're singlehandedly lowering the standard of this site. Good job, jackass.'- J.D._May
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flippintricker beat me to it, but yeah
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Team Fresh
'Coolcat has officially dethroned Atlantaski, and is now the King of NS Idiocy. You're singlehandedly lowering the standard of this site. Good job, jackass.'- J.D._May
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little thing called having a birthday
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Bigcock just messaged me and called me a fucking cunt, stef would never do that to me.
Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
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no he'd say.. i want to stick my shit covered penis in your fucking cunt
w.m.h
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that fucker always made me laugh.. his comments were key..
Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
What's with all the hate?
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i thought he was cool
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line skis- because skiing needs a future
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Yeah, Stef doesn't do that. He'd say something about wanting to fuck you, but that's it, haha.
Post number 5000 goes out to you, Stef. Miss you on NS.
-Sarah
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Girls of NS Represent
''Skiing's unique from other sports. I think the biggest thing that I like most about it is that you're doin' it for yourself... You're not out on a team, you know. You can add your own style to any aspect of it, and you can ski things how you want... You can move at your own pace... And, you just, you have a lot of time sort of to yourself to be skiin', and that's... That's a lot of fun.''
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i shall also give you my 5000th post...r.i.p lat, you'll always be remembered
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^Whoa, that was sick. No R.I.P. needed, though.
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i will give you my 115 post , evben tho i odnt know u at all
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Dedicated to the East Coast
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I'm going to shoot myself, NS is nothing with some humour, we must depend on five0 to make us giggle now
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CCRider
I tried sniffing coke once but the ice got stuck in my nose
u kno im ghetto
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u guys choose me to replace him? thats an honor..itll be hard work..LIKE FUCKING YOUR FATASS MOTHERS
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'
'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7
I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached
'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel
'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
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Hmm, nobody can replace Stef; just pick up where he left off.
-Sarah
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he didn't even kiss me goodbye. :(
but seriously, he'll quit NS just like I'll quit luring small children into my windowless utility van and showing them nude photos of Usher.
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'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'
'221 is fucking hilarious'
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you have issues. go seek help!
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yea man, i didnt really talk to him too much but some of the things he said were just priceless. ill miss his comments. and to coolcat whatever the fuck your screenname is, people didnt worship him, they respected him as the funniest person on here. and it was probably true. one last thing... he didnt fake his death. he left ns running while he got drunk or something and his freinds got on a statred that thread
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