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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
thats right,you heard it...Lateralis himself..he was more than a man,but less than a god,he's leaving for good,he was always there to put you in your place..even if you deserved it or not,the members he has made cry through laughter or embarrasment to be alive is in the thousands.he's the #1 poster and the #1 most widely recognized member ever...he will be sorely missed and newschoolers as we know it..will never be the same
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 10 2004 6:16PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
too bad,you,don't really know,that there is a space,after a comma.


Teddy
Poniverus
The schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries.
Apr 10 2004 6:18PM
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shorty_T
Posts: 2725 - Karma: 761
naw, he'll be weak like the rest of them and either come back with the same name, never even leave or create new name but either way, he'll be back, they always are. good try tho
besides, i think Stef likes making fun of the idiots on here, he couldn't leave that behind
-Tamara luvs skiing!
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Apr 10 2004 6:19PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i dont like periods so i use commas for everything,dont push me or ill stop using the spacebar entirely,dont let this ruin us cuz ur the only man ive ever known that recognized my super troopers quotes
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 10 2004 6:20PM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
^what he said, its afganistanamation





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Harrison

SSK PRODUCTIONS COMING AGAIN THIS WINTER

if you study high, take the test high
-etom
Apr 10 2004 6:29PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
why do ppl say they are leaving for good?
its not like ur leaving ur town, its a website, its always right there. you cant leave for good, cause all u have to do is type newschoolers.com and ur in, its not like ur hundreds of miles away from it

Land Shark EEEEE EEEEE EEEE
Apr 10 2004 6:34PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
because its like a family here, i know he'll be back, but for now, peace out





Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
Apr 10 2004 6:37PM
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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
^he didnt say he was leaving a thread dumbass! he just private messaged all of his diehard fans that dont suck (except suck him) i got a pm from him too. its sad but i wish five0 wouldnt have made this thread so he could go out in peace.


'DNA stands for Dogs Never Admit, its a game about dogs that you interview that have done serious crimes and you try to get them to admit to anything, oh and its in 3d and dolby digital 5.0'
-lateralis responding to what dna is.

'thats because they know i will find where they live, rip their little sisters pussy open with c clamps and shit inside of her until it comes out of her nose. like whoa.'
-alpentalik

'in french, 810 means 270. didnt any of you hear of a little thing called the metric system?'
-mommy in the thread 'candides '810 to rail'
Apr 10 2004 6:37PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
To: five0
From: Lateralis
On: 2004-04-10 18:09:45
well thats about it, later dude, tell the world

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 10 2004 6:41PM
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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
^oh ok then its ok
'DNA stands for Dogs Never Admit, its a game about dogs that you interview that have done serious crimes and you try to get them to admit to anything, oh and its in 3d and dolby digital 5.0'
-lateralis responding to what dna is.

'thats because they know i will find where they live, rip their little sisters pussy open with c clamps and shit inside of her until it comes out of her nose. like whoa.'
-alpentalik

'in french, 810 means 270. didnt any of you hear of a little thing called the metric system?'
-mommy in the thread 'candides '810 to rail'
Apr 10 2004 6:43PM
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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
heres his messages to me:
To:
lj5

From:
Lateralis

On:
2004-04-10 18:05:58

im callin it quits, just dissapearing





To:
Lateralis

From:
lj5

On:
2004-04-10 16:45:43

why? im so sorry! i though you were gonna wait to post # 12345! what happned!





To:
lj5

From:
Lateralis

On:
2004-04-10 16:03:47

im leaving

To:
Lateralis

From:
lj5

On:
2004-04-10 18:32:20

shoot that sucks :( i can guarentee you'll live on as a legend and one of the only shitalkers to have a prime that lasted his whole career. godspeed steph.



'DNA stands for Dogs Never Admit, its a game about dogs that you interview that have done serious crimes and you try to get them to admit to anything, oh and its in 3d and dolby digital 5.0'
-lateralis responding to what dna is.

'thats because they know i will find where they live, rip their little sisters pussy open with c clamps and shit inside of her until it comes out of her nose. like whoa.'
-alpentalik

'in french, 810 means 270. didnt any of you hear of a little thing called the metric system?'
-mommy in the thread 'candides '810 to rail'
Apr 10 2004 6:45PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
^ yeah.. so how much do you charge for a hand job?
Apr 10 2004 7:00PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
mmm internet.
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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.
born to shine at home and over border lines.]
Apr 10 2004 7:10PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
remember when lat died? yeah that was awesome.
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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.
born to shine at home and over border lines.]
Apr 10 2004 7:11PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
:( no he cant leave he just cant...


Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
Apr 11 2004 8:15AM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
Lat will live forever.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Apr 11 2004 8:22AM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
y does it still say lateralis on the side??
Land Shark EEEEE EEEEE EEEE
Apr 11 2004 9:13AM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
To:
twix_182

From:
Lateralis

On:
2004-04-10 18:07:36

you are a dumbass!!! DIE!!!
Land Shark EEEEE EEEEE EEEE
Apr 11 2004 9:19AM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
oh yea, and lj5, i knew what he meant by leaving for good. but it is kind of wierd to say ur leaving a website for good. to me anyway, it is kind of not normal saying u r leaving a site for good. its a freaking website, it does not take more than 5 secongds to get to it. why is he leaving then?

Land Shark EEEEE EEEEE EEEE
Apr 11 2004 9:33AM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
so lj5, how big was his cock? i figured you know since you were constantly sucking it.

member5054

VIVA LA RESISTANCE
Apr 11 2004 10:54AM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
Not this again, Stef is not leaving you dumbass

DNA stands for Dogs Never Admit, its a game about dogs that you interview that have done serious crimes and you try to get them to admit to anything, oh and its in 3d and dolby digital 5.0-Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

Apr 11 2004 11:28AM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
your sig is very latty

its hard to care about swedes and liberals

I'm not to sure but i did score in the jenious area- loafrider, on IQ tests
Apr 11 2004 12:31PM
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BigCock
Posts: 221 - Karma: 10
who?
Apr 11 2004 1:00PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
Im still here, what do you mean?



“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?


'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
Apr 11 2004 1:10PM
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BigCock
Posts: 221 - Karma: 10
i have no idea whats going on
Apr 11 2004 2:04PM
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LittleDevil720
Posts: 3719 - Karma: 8
ahh i always loved lateralis's replies....it sukcs hes leaving...he'll prolly be back im thinking??any one else aggree?

Apr 11 2004 3:00PM
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bigsky_gurl
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 40
I dont think he will be back



Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
Apr 11 2004 3:03PM
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joei
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 20
hmmmmm lat leaving.....thats wack


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version 1.1 represent
Apr 11 2004 4:08PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
like crack,
smack with
a baseball bat
ya hit tha mat like a rat
fat cat brat




“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?


'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
Apr 11 2004 4:24PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
thats just not cool
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i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Apr 11 2004 4:34PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
like a fool
fallin in tha pool
think its cruel
you're a tool
sittin at the bar stool
i only have one rule
when we duel
you hafta sit on my mule
's stool
and play pool




“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?


'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
Apr 11 2004 4:42PM
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BigZero
Posts: 1120 - Karma: 103
y would he leave in the first place
Apr 11 2004 4:49PM
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wiener
Posts: 2247 - Karma: 63
cause he is a HOMO
AMA-RIP
Apr 11 2004 6:17PM
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joei
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 20
but I cant because I wont take that smack
and you better watch your back
because ive got a bikini that’s so black
it will make you cry
so son, keep your shit in check
and remember
never deck

(the halfpipe...it hurts)

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version 1.1 represent
Apr 11 2004 6:36PM
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bigsky_gurl
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 40
Wiener dont talk shit, he is the funniest person on this board, and is way more respected then you.



Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
Apr 11 2004 6:45PM
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LittleDevil720
Posts: 3719 - Karma: 8
^^very true
Apr 11 2004 6:53PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
i dont like him, good riddens to bad sex


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//KAW RAW//
//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
Apr 11 2004 7:04PM
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coolcat410
Posts: 882 - Karma: 11
yeah its about time he left
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Team Fresh

'Coolcat has officially dethroned Atlantaski, and is now the King of NS Idiocy. You're singlehandedly lowering the standard of this site. Good job, jackass.'- J.D._May

Apr 11 2004 7:05PM
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bigsky_gurl
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 40
its about time? You have been a member on here for two months, that statement is very ironic.



Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
Apr 11 2004 7:18PM
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wiener
Posts: 2247 - Karma: 63
i dont give a fuck if am respected i certainly havent done anything to earn any respect so fuck ya
AMA-RIP
Apr 11 2004 7:21PM
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coolcat410
Posts: 882 - Karma: 11
Nothing against stef but half the people here are gay when ever he posts and no matter if they agree or disagree with what he says they bow down to him and say he is totally correct because pretty much he is the NS god. It is about time that ends and he calls it quits...thank God i was only here for 2 months to put up with that.
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Team Fresh

'Coolcat has officially dethroned Atlantaski, and is now the King of NS Idiocy. You're singlehandedly lowering the standard of this site. Good job, jackass.'- J.D._May

Apr 11 2004 7:22PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
^u dont know shit
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 11 2004 7:45PM
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coolcat410
Posts: 882 - Karma: 11
^ an example of some one who was too far up stef's ass. Let it go.
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Team Fresh

'Coolcat has officially dethroned Atlantaski, and is now the King of NS Idiocy. You're singlehandedly lowering the standard of this site. Good job, jackass.'- J.D._May

Apr 11 2004 7:49PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i dont look up to him,lateralis is one the coolest members on here,ive talked to him for a couple years now and so have alot of people,so you can take your 2 month opinion and shove it up your ass
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 11 2004 7:52PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
hez gaE, he knoW it tooo


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//KAW RAW//
//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
Apr 11 2004 7:53PM
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adrnalinlovr
Posts: 558 - Karma: 9
yea didnt he die like a few months ago? that was funny lat bro good comments ill miss em
'Out of the ashes of my failures.... Shall rise the empires of my success'
Apr 11 2004 7:58PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
i never really noticed him.
everyone made such a big deal...i must have missed the boat.


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Apr 11 2004 8:58PM
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joei
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 20
im leaving too
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version 1.1 represent
Apr 11 2004 9:35PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
i think the real question is now, who will take his place???? somebody needs to be the shittalker. we need to set up an online contest to see who can talk the most shit. and then let the winner take his or hers rightful place at the throne.....



'hey man what happend to your skiboards' 'looks like they got runover by a compacter and streched out' said by a member of the ski board crew 'switchbladz'
Apr 11 2004 9:48PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
nrthfacer: i noticed you, and liked you, a lot.
kid above me: yeah.


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Apr 11 2004 9:49PM
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