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Ultimate Sports Hint Thread

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Sir.Steezealot
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So alot of nsers do other sports than skiing/boarding. So post whatever makes you better at any sport I dont care if the sports polo or badminton post what makes you better at the sport.

heres mine
when running dont clasp your hands together keep them open.
Jun 27 2010 9:17AM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
I consider sex a sport, so when fucking don't ejaculate early
Jun 27 2010 9:26AM
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Ski_ThEast
Posts: 1676 - Karma: 272
im pretty sure this covers about every sport but practice
Jun 27 2010 9:44AM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
definitely. Pumping your arms through the air while youre running definitely helps.

Golf:
If you're pulling your driver, try positioning your hands a little in front of the ball . This should help close the face of the club. I hope this image helps/works

oD
Jun 27 2010 9:52AM
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-Dan
Posts: 7130 - Karma: 51,754
First reply is too great, can't formulate my own hint.
Jun 27 2010 10:01AM
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DeAtHrOw
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When playing baseball, don't get hit in the head with the baseball.
Jun 27 2010 10:12AM
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bryanw
Posts: 533 - Karma: 284
in racquetball don't let the ball bounce twice on the floor, cuz thats the rule
Jun 27 2010 10:13AM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
biking: make sure to keep your feet on BOTH pedals, when attempting difficult aerial maneuvers.
Jun 27 2010 10:13AM
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BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,256
premature ejaculator
Jun 27 2010 10:26AM
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Username_42069
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 15
when playing lax, if youre not super chill then youll suck
Jun 27 2010 10:28AM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
when swimming, don't keep your head underwater the whole time
well maybe try it and see how it works out for you
Jun 27 2010 11:22AM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
when rock climbing, don't let go.

when skydiving, dont forget to release your parachute.
Jun 27 2010 11:26AM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,662
when playing soccer, it helps your team alot if you score goals.
Jun 27 2010 11:34AM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,008
When playing soccer, Falling down when the ref is not looking and blaming it on the best guy from the other team will help you go far.
Jun 27 2010 11:38AM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
ya it all depends on your flow tho so drink some Natty lite
Jun 27 2010 11:39AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
When playing team handball it helps to use basic athletic skills like catching running and throwing to score.
Jun 27 2010 11:53AM
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shredables
Posts: 647 - Karma: 19
dude practice you douche
Jun 27 2010 12:35PM
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muellerc
Posts: 177 - Karma: 26
great tips thank you
Jun 27 2010 12:53PM
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cyberpolice
Posts: 212 - Karma: 16
for pretty much every sport you need quick feet but the thing that will hell the most is repitition so just fucking practice
Jun 27 2010 12:57PM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
when swimming, flail your arms to stay afloat to stop oneself from drowning
Jun 27 2010 1:01PM
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JustDidIt
Posts: 2194 - Karma: 160
I didn't follow that hint=skull fracture
Jun 27 2010 1:27PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,240
when cliff jumping above 50 feet, it is best to absorb one's impact of the water with your stomach, face, and penis
Jun 27 2010 1:34PM
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SteezCake
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When biking, don't tie your shoes and see what happens.
Jun 27 2010 2:22PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
When raping, make sure the victim is not willing.
Jun 27 2010 3:39PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
Whilst folfing, you will benefit greatly from not throwing the disc away from your target.
Jun 27 2010 3:45PM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,330
haha

Jun 27 2010 3:46PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
when surfing, try to position yourself and paddle so that the wave carries you towards the shore
Jun 27 2010 3:48PM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
When swimming freestyle, make sure to keep stroke distance long while keeping stroke rate high.
Jun 27 2010 3:48PM
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kstanz
Posts: 3058 - Karma: 477
When learning to bike steeper/ more difficult stuff, try to keep your feet on your pedals as much as possible, putting your feet down at the last possible second.

When doing long flat curvy sections biking, pump through each little section as much as possible, avoid pedaling.

wear a helmet....
Jun 27 2010 3:52PM
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7-11_Slurpee
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 1,552
When xc mountain biking, on slippery uphill sections, keep your weight toward your rear tire, yet now quite lifting your front tire up to gain traction.  Also shift to a very low gear so your focus is more on rpm, not power per stroke.
Jun 27 2010 3:55PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
When downhill mountain biking, speed is your friend 9/10 times on sketchy sections.
Jun 27 2010 4:17PM
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J-Mel
Posts: 402 - Karma: 1,413
when people watching. usually chicks at the beach. make sure your wearing glasses with reflective lenses so they dont catch you staring at their boobs and ass
Jun 27 2010 4:25PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
when playing lax bang your girlfriends head against a wall repeatedly
Jun 27 2010 4:28PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
i would give you +K, but i have already given you 10/10
Jun 27 2010 4:31PM
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mr_grom
Posts: 708 - Karma: 51
Same haha
Jun 27 2010 4:38PM
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