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So here's the story. There is a kid named Sam, he is famous around Seattle for his rapping in a group called Shankbone (look 'em up on iTunes). Sam graduated from my high school Class of '09. He will come into the story later. My friend Skylar's parents were out of town (we are '11) and he had a party. Hella people show up, and some people start texting our teacher. We'll call her Ms. F. Ms. F. is the faculty member who runs the Messenger, our school newspaper, and is one of our favorite teachers in the school. Unfortunately, she had to leave to go back to her home town at the end of this school year to keep track of her daughter, but she wanted to kick it with us one last time. She texts some of us, and is clearly trying to come to the party. When she walks in (no matter how weird it is) everybody was telling her "Ms. F." you gotta hit the blunt. She was like "the last person I smoked pot with a graduate of our school" but she seemed down. I don't smoke, but all of my friends and the Mess. editors hotboxed Skylar's bathroom with her. Needless to say, she sees Sam and they hook up. This is ridiculous, he can get any girl in the city, but just for fuck's sake he hooks up with a 35ish year old teacher. Not only does he hook up with her, but you can hear what they do in this rap he made about it. He's on the right.
