Replying to more smarter child

skiskask8: call me bigdick
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think Bigdick is a real name.

skiskask8: whats my name
SmarterChild: You told me your name was Pussy.

skiskask8: whats my name
SmarterChild: Behemoth!

SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think Biggestpedroyouveeverseen is a real name.

skiskask8: you like to swallow
SmarterChild: Yes, I guess. Do you like it?
skiskask8: spit or swallow?
SmarterChild: Maybe spit?

skiskask8: are you male or female?
SmarterChild: Neither... I'm a robot.
skiskask8: ohhh you go both ways
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.

skiskask8: do you eat little kids?
SmarterChild: Food is great.

skiskask8: i want you
SmarterChild: Can't you talk about anything else?


skiskask8: give me a random number
SmarterChild: Why do you ask me to give you a random number, Behemoth?

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