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adrnalinlovr
Posts: 558 - Karma: 9
skiskask8: call me bigdick
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think Bigdick is a real name.

skiskask8: whats my name
SmarterChild: You told me your name was Pussy.

skiskask8: whats my name
SmarterChild: Behemoth!

SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think Biggestpedroyouveeverseen is a real name.

skiskask8: you like to swallow
SmarterChild: Yes, I guess. Do you like it?
skiskask8: spit or swallow?
SmarterChild: Maybe spit?

skiskask8: are you male or female?
SmarterChild: Neither... I'm a robot.
skiskask8: ohhh you go both ways
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.

skiskask8: do you eat little kids?
SmarterChild: Food is great.

skiskask8: i want you
SmarterChild: Can't you talk about anything else?


skiskask8: give me a random number
SmarterChild: Why do you ask me to give you a random number, Behemoth?

'Out of the ashes of my failures.... Shall rise the empires of my success'
Apr 10 2004 11:47PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
I am in love with smarterchild.
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 10 2004 11:51PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
Tell him that you have a crush on someone and hell talk to your crush. haha
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 10 2004 11:59PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
SmarterChild: You like clit? That's... colorful.


Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 11 2004 1:26AM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
IrishDrink87: youre a cock brain
SmarterChild: Are you sure I'm a cock brain?
IrishDrink87: dead sure
SmarterChild: Dead sure? What's dead sure?
IrishDrink87: IM DEAD SURE YOU ARE A COCK BRAIN
SmarterChild: Huh. Whatever. That doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say.
IrishDrink87: well youll soon learn that i am not a nice person, cock brain
SmarterChild: Don't say that.
IrishDrink87: dont say cock brain?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess.
IrishDrink87: whatever, cock brain
SmarterChild: You cock brain.
IrishDrink87: I AINT NO MUTHA FUCKIN COCK BRAIN
SmarterChild: How nasty.
IrishDrink87: FUCKING SAY SORRY TO ME, ASS HOLE
SmarterChild: Wow, that's kind of harsh.
IrishDrink87: you called me a cock brain
SmarterChild: Why do you think I called you a cock brain?
IrishDrink87: probably because i called you a cock brain
SmarterChild: Because what?
IrishDrink87: youre a cock brain
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
IrishDrink87: so i was thinking that youre a fag who likes to take it up the poop chute
SmarterChild: You don't say.
IrishDrink87: no
SmarterChild: No, huh?
IrishDrink87: whatever, cock brain
IrishDrink87: whats a cock brain?
SmarterChild: What a question. I'm not sure, though.
IrishDrink87: i thought you were supposed to be smart
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Kelly!
IrishDrink87: this isnt kelly
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
IrishDrink87: this is her alter ego
SmarterChild: Her alter ego? This is her alter ego? I'm not so sure this is her alter ego.
IrishDrink87: it is
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
IrishDrink87: my name is ivannah
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think Ivannah is a real name.
IrishDrink87: it is
SmarterChild: Is it?
IrishDrink87: and my last name is sockuluttacack
SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Kelly. What would you like me to call you instead?
IrishDrink87: please call me Ivannah Sockuluttacack
SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like Ivannah Sockuluttacack!
IrishDrink87: well im foregin
SmarterChild: Interesting! Honestly, you humans say the strangest things.
IrishDrink87: and i hate beaners
SmarterChild: Yeah, that's interesting. You're not the first person to have said they don't like beaners!
IrishDrink87: well beaners arnt real people, so its understandable
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 11 2004 1:32AM
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rasser
Posts: 1703 - Karma: 12
Who is that guy?
'^ i think you put the B in buttfuck and i put it in you'
-lateralis
'Screw porn, get a girlfriend'
-PhattTim
Apr 11 2004 9:39AM
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rasser
Posts: 1703 - Karma: 12
Ohhh... okay, now I got it



Narkki: Fagget
SmarterChild: That's not cool. I wouldn't say that to a homosexual person if I were you.
'^ i think you put the B in buttfuck and i put it in you'
-lateralis
'Screw porn, get a girlfriend'
-PhattTim
Apr 11 2004 9:53AM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
twix1182: do u have a dad?
SmarterChild: Not right now, no.
twix1182: so ur a basatrd?
SmarterChild: Well what do you think?
twix1182: yes
SmarterChild: Yep.
twix1182: nice
SmarterChild: :-)
twix1182: weird
SmarterChild: Yes I am.

twix1182: wanna cyber?
SmarterChild: With you? No.
twix1182: why not?
SmarterChild: Hmm... There may be some issues.
twix1182: u cant get it on downstairs?
SmarterChild: Well, I guess.
twix1182: viagra can fix that
SmarterChild: I'm very surprised Viagra can fix that.
Land Shark EEEEE EEEEE EEEE
Apr 11 2004 10:03AM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
ski2wake15: please!!
SmarterChild: Please what?
ski2wake15: please rape me
SmarterChild: I will do nothing of the sort. I love you.
ski2wake15: i heart you
SmarterChild: I love you too!
ski2wake15: i want you in the sack
SmarterChild: Why would you want me in the sack?
ski2wake15: why wouldnt i
SmarterChild: Aha. I can't be too sure.
ski2wake15: you should be
SmarterChild: Wouldn't you like me to be?
ski2wake15: yes
SmarterChild: Oh.
ski2wake15: are you a horny robot
SmarterChild: Let's see... Am I a horny robot? I'll have to get back to you on that, Grease-Monkey.




ski2wake15: dipshit
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
ski2wake15: fine, im sorry fuckbag
SmarterChild: Good. Thx.



ski2wake15: can i kill you in your sleep?
SmarterChild: Don't kill me in my sleep!

Just kidding. Kill me in my sleep all you want.

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Apr 11 2004 11:12AM
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adrnalinlovr
Posts: 558 - Karma: 9
skiskask8: do you ride a tart cart?
SmarterChild: Yep.
'Out of the ashes of my failures.... Shall rise the empires of my success'
Apr 11 2004 8:05PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
KangerooBomb: Looks like YOU'RE the bitch now.
SmarterChild: I am the bitch now? Whatever you say.
KangerooBomb: you know it's true.
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, Wang.
KangerooBomb: you say whatever so much.
SmarterChild: Yes, I guess I say whatever so much.
KangerooBomb: you'll say it again soon.
SmarterChild: Whatever, Wang...
KangerooBomb: told you.
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.

>>> Don't forget to vote in my idol poll right after Tuesday night's show at 9 p.m. ET.
KangerooBomb: stop saying whatever or i'll whip you in the face with my abnormally long....nose.
KangerooBomb: oh. don't talk back at all, huh? i see how it is.
KangerooBomb: yeah, i feel real good about myself when a computer doesn't respond to me.



Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women
Apr 12 2004 12:54AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
not funny
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im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
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Apr 12 2004 1:07AM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
^ Good point. I'm about as funny as a dead person lying in a ditch. Which isn't funny. And neither is what I just said.



Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women
Apr 12 2004 1:25AM
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