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If Jesus had a lightsaber..

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geet
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what color would it be?
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8088
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white
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MCIRONCOCK
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I took a vote among my family, and we agreed on green.
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geet
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I think it might be gold
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I_Am_Mod
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it would be color none of us has ever seen before !!

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DaveM
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Blue for sure.

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.Asain-Skiier
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gold fading into silver.

question would be what kind of lightsaber would it be?
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deathcookie
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Invisible but would still slice you
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Cheezcake.
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double bladed. one half to smite, the other to save your soul.

that's just my two cents.
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FerrisBueller
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either white or green
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Afeld
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That is one cent per side
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Myfirstname.
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Purple like mace windu's
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geet
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like ultra violet?
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Downtofilm
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Whte
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geet
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i have changed my mind.


it would be the color of love.
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Bryan*
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def would be see through
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.frenchy
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rainbow colored
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Bar_Down
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i wish lightsabers were real
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skichicky3
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this for sure
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steezenskis
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im gonna say red just to mix things up
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exactly
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MCIRONCOCK
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Click for larger image
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MCIRONCOCK
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FFFFFUUUUUUUU-
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T.Rex
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the moment i thought about the logic of it my head starting hurting
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chardi
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you bite your tongue! don't ruin this for me!

anyway it would obviously be purps because thats what color robes he wore because he was the king of the jews (i went to catholic church growing up)

and i think everyone is forgetting the most important thing, that if jesus had a lightsaber we would all be fucked.
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Hemulen.
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i think it would be like a folded rainbow
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theabortionator
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every color of the spectrum shooting out crazy waves of color and sound on every movement.

basically like if you were seeing the light saber on acid but everyone saw it like that.
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Jamestown
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Colorless.
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FBGM
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yeah! black and gold
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GILLSKI
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it would be whatever color you wanted it to be
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kronickrew
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He doesn't need a lightsaber he will just beat you down till you dead.
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nickyp
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Or would we?

Maybe he could have killed Pontius Pilate and his Roman captors, got away, and would still be on earth, chillin and doing miracles and shit.

Free wine for everyone, and all the bread and fish you can eat.
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remove
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does jesus sound gay to you?

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Dbouch
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I always knew space jesus was a steelers fan.
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.jesus.
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very
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Smuffy
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i color that each person would see differently... like how they individually perceived it
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.thedude
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this is a true statement.
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BootySpunk.
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Orange for sure
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notadoctor
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+k and sigged.
but his lightsaber would definately be like a yellow and brown argyle pattern
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skiminnesota
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a completely new color. (like no color currently in this world) it would be a mind fuck moment.
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Balto
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rasta of course, hasn't Selassie taught us anything?
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i.ski.troll.
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yup. now stop making me think about crazy shit.
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Bryan*
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baller status is always correct.
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FBGM
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hahaha touche
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50in07
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this.
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no_steeze
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it would be a color that is not visible in the spectrum that humans can see
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Bukkakeskitrip
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.
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Skittle.
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tie-die.
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Che~
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really? Half of your posts are like this. Make a contribution to the thread, there is no need for you to post a period up.

Anyways, the color would be some super crazy invisible shit, but in the shape of a cross
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nickski1
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there's no jesus, fuck all of you
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JoshWong
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obviously Rainbow!!!
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