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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
so i'm a sweaty dude and right guard extreme ain't cutting it. help a brother out.
-chris
Apr 11 2004 4:32PM
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BigCock
Posts: 221 - Karma: 10
speed stick here
Apr 11 2004 5:00PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
yeah im a sweaty guy i use the right guard power stripe, you have to put the right amount on though, not too much not too little.





Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
Apr 11 2004 5:04PM
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freeride1260
Posts: 1337 - Karma: 11
old spice anti persperant


Anti-Flag

-Whats so fucking wrong, and whats so anti-establishment about the idea of peace? Why is wanting to know the truth so anti establishment?

These aren't anti-establishment ideas, these are Pro fucking peace ideas-




all girls should swallow and enjoy anal sex - Lateralis


Apr 11 2004 5:15PM
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lightingfarts
Posts: 564 - Karma: 14
ask sam caylor, i'm sure he sweats his fair share.
Apr 11 2004 5:20PM
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Nickskier
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 13
arrid xtra dry
Apr 11 2004 5:27PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3909 - Karma: 223
if you sweat vinegar, don't use baking soda.
Apr 11 2004 5:38PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
coming from a chick, I can tell you that old spice smells the best on a guy, but I cant tell you how well it works.
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 11 2004 5:44PM
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FRZGene
Posts: 2319 - Karma: 13
Old Spice 'Pure Sport'. Nothing else, ever.
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Apr 11 2004 5:56PM
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rightcoastskier
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 10
Old spice Red Zone... works really well and im a sweaty guy



its all about the 609
Apr 11 2004 6:02PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
i like old spice the most


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east coast
'canada is like americas insanly cool party animal cousin who is secretly bisexual.' - lj5
Apr 11 2004 6:02PM
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LittleDevil720
Posts: 3719 - Karma: 8
i use old spice..i want to try something else, its either im not putting enough or to much, or im starting to be more of a sweaty guy..haha
Apr 11 2004 6:55PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
Speed Stick Avalanche
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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.
born to shine at home and over border lines.]
Apr 11 2004 7:31PM
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K_2
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 11
Speed Stick Lightning or w/e it is. And Axe too.


'Canada first, Canada last, and Canada always'
Apr 11 2004 8:04PM
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ShmagmaSkiier420
Posts: 1360 - Karma: 10
speed stick cyclone is wondeful
Apr 11 2004 8:06PM
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McDougass
Posts: 9 - Karma: 10
ADDIDAS!!!!! yeeee lol
Apr 11 2004 9:07PM
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joei
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 20
my bro sweats a lot and uses certain dri....let me tell you, it works because i havent keeled over when i walked by him
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-Joei

version 1.1 represent
Apr 11 2004 9:37PM
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 73
AXE!!
white flakey stuff is the best! no joke, the 'clear' stuff doesnt leave residue...but it doesnt work.

Joel

'Go shut yourself in a freezer and see if you can evolve out of it.' -PhattTim

'i think its funny that they decriminilized both homosexual sex and animal sex at the same time... what kinda message does that send?' -Apple
Apr 11 2004 10:00PM
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jizack
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 16
strong enough for a man made for a woman






“This sort of behavior is left to the psychotic, dogmatic, fundamentalist believers you see on your TV everyday letting off bombs and killing people in the name of God. Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing...'Maynard James Keenan
Apr 11 2004 10:07PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
Speed Stick 'Musk.' Random hot girls come up and sniff me just cause it smells so good.



Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women
Apr 12 2004 12:23AM
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Typical
Posts: 2269 - Karma: 83
'all the pepperoni pizza was looking at me'
Apr 12 2004 12:24AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
w/e the one is with the green power stripe is what i use...
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 12 2004 12:31AM
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Shaggy
Posts: 4349 - Karma: 17
Old Spice red zone is probably the most effective stuff on the market. and it has an intoxicating odour
Apr 12 2004 1:57AM
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jumpman
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 10
Red Zone is best


Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
Apr 12 2004 10:05AM
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steeze_it_up
Posts: 385 - Karma: 10
^^ i agree with him
i used to use axe but it didnt work good enough so i got old spice red zone and it kicks

-=STEEZE=-
Apr 12 2004 10:12AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
fuck axe,i never got any chicks in an evevator when i had it on
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 12 2004 10:13AM
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jumpman
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 10
^hahahahaha


Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
Apr 12 2004 10:15AM
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Logchucker
Posts: 1508 - Karma: 16
old spice
Apr 12 2004 12:07PM
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Deann
Posts: 725 - Karma: 10
axe sucks, powerstripe is the way to go
Haggard Skis
Apr 12 2004 4:13PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
speed stizzle fresh scent



-Strode



Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Apr 12 2004 4:59PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
im a sweaty guy as well... i found that the gel stuff works the best even thoug it is sooo disgusting to put on. it just seems to get better coverage.
-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
--->CCR*

'Oooohhhhhhhh, 'straight edge', that sounds so hardcore, I guess it's just better than saying 'I'm a sanctimonious pussy who thinks he's better than everyone else.'' -Gdawg3
Apr 12 2004 5:08PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
Five0, you didnt get any chicks in the elevator because no matter how long you take your mexican shower for, you still smell, and look like shit.
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 12 2004 6:33PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
youre still mad because i think your a slut on an internet website? damn..well i dont care because youve only been here about 2 months...and everyone knows no one will listen to someone who's just arrived...or in ur case..a slut
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 12 2004 6:38PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
the only time axe is necessary is after gym class when i sweat like a pig, and thats when the ladies love me, because i smell good and im all sweaty, its irresistable.





Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
Apr 12 2004 6:56PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
spraying cologne or putting deoderant on urself instead of showering
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 12 2004 9:45PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
five0- 3, irishdrink87- 0
Apr 12 2004 10:00PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
deoderant is so last year



'i' before 'e' except in Budweiser
Apr 12 2004 10:05PM
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k2yeags
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 27
i tried AXE but it didnt work cause no girls made out with me in an elevator for no reason

but maybe i had the wrong type on



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Its winter, the birds have all flown south, all but one. One little bird that waited too long. As it flew to catch it's buddies it got icicles on its wings and fell to the ground. The bird then saw a nice looking branch at the top of a nearby tree and it said to a nearby cow, 'I want to reach that top branch but I don’t have then energy to fly up, can you help?' The cow said, 'Here, eat some of my poop it'll fuel you to climb up the tree.' The little bird said, 'Thanks!' and had some of the cow poop. The bird flew up to the first branch of the tree and rested, then the next day flew to the next branch, until finally the bird reached the top branch. Then the farmer came out with a shotgun...

The moral of the story is, bullshit may get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.
Apr 12 2004 10:40PM
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destroy
Posts: 6665 - Karma: 12
ya dude, they have like 5 different types, mabye if you put them all on at once...

-Logan

Get pissed. DESTROY -Seth
You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome -Seth
everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey -ATLANTASKI
dude you have no steeze you fag -THallarmadaK269steeze420

ESE TAKEOVER!
Apr 13 2004 12:09AM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
i can like outsweat any anti persperent or deoderant. it gets kind of annoying. i liksweat just sitting down. i guess i should try not being a lazy bum

Land Shark EEEE EEEE EEEEE
Apr 13 2004 3:26PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Hahahaha IrishDrink seriously for a seventeen-year-old, that comment sounded extemely middle schoolish.


-Sarah
Sharkbait
Girls of NS Represent

''Skiing's unique from other sports. I think the biggest thing that I like most about it is that you're doin' it for yourself... You're not out on a team, you know. You can add your own style to any aspect of it, and you can ski things how you want... You can move at your own pace... And, you just, you have a lot of time sort of to yourself to be skiin', and that's... That's a lot of fun.''
-CR Johnson
Apr 13 2004 3:30PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Oh, and guys with either Old Spice or AXE... Mmm.


-Sarah
Sharkbait
Girls of NS Represent

''Skiing's unique from other sports. I think the biggest thing that I like most about it is that you're doin' it for yourself... You're not out on a team, you know. You can add your own style to any aspect of it, and you can ski things how you want... You can move at your own pace... And, you just, you have a lot of time sort of to yourself to be skiin', and that's... That's a lot of fun.''
-CR Johnson
Apr 13 2004 3:30PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
i cant say that i like axe, my friend is always spraying it everywhere and after a while it just smells like shit. stupid brown people, wont dish out for some real colone...
-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
--->CCR*

'Oooohhhhhhhh, 'straight edge', that sounds so hardcore, I guess it's just better than saying 'I'm a sanctimonious pussy who thinks he's better than everyone else.'' -Gdawg3
Apr 13 2004 6:11PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
^^lmao
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 13 2004 6:27PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
i sometimes switch it up between old spice red zone and arm and hammer advance.

as for axe, i got sick of that shit pretty quick. my fraternity did some promotion thing with axe and they sent us like 400 little sample cans. after 2 weeks of axe fights i couldn't stand it anymore!

as for cologne you gotta know what works and what doesn't. since i spent a fucking long time figuring out which works best, i'll let you guys figure that one out!








SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess

***C*C*R***
Apr 13 2004 6:52PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
i think im gonna need to get sum red zone
Land Shark EEEE EEEE EEEE
My ghetto name is Toilet Duq Real, what's yours?
Apr 13 2004 7:03PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
I'm heavily influenced by the 6 girls who have told me they hate old spice... but I play hockey, so right guard it is. Hey, it works. If I want to smell good, I'll use cologne, thanks.


J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot

'if it werent for women, i wouldnt have to wear condoms' -Hucksterjibber
Apr 13 2004 7:38PM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
AXE is most def the 'Pothead' stuff at my school





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Harrison

SSK PRODUCTIONS COMING AGAIN THIS WINTER

if you study high, take the test high
-etom
Apr 13 2004 8:01PM
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_alli_
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 34
if you use axe, just make sure that you don't have BO, its just a really horrible combiniation. I can't stand going into my friend's house because it smells so bad in there.


'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'
- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
Apr 13 2004 8:06PM
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