Night turned shitty

Oh well

This is actually a fucking great story.

yea little more funny now but i was fuckin pissed i went to town on that bitch

cool, but how did this ruin your night?

That sucks. One time I locked my keys in my car with the car turned on (....I dont know). Long story short I broke the window because I figured it would be cheaper than a full tank of gas + AAA locksmith. I was right it was only about $80. But being the poor asshole I am I just drove around for a few months with one window till I could afford it.

I was working in Tulsa Oklahoma for a summer and I got black out drunk at a concert they call D-Fest (ya D-Fest, that is how stupid Oklahoma is). Anyway I come back to reality and I am in the street outside the concert with out my wrist band covered in beer. I try to talk to people but my brain could just not make words and I felt like the cops were watching me. (Tulsa is a shit hole and the cops are fucking dicks).

So just then a cab drives by and I just hop in, somehow I remember my address and then pass out. He wakes me up and tells me it is $20 but I only have $10. He is pretty cool and says no problem, he was probably ripping me off anyway. So I get to the door of my apartment in the ghetto of Tulsa, and reach for my keys and they are not in my pocket. Needless to say I was pretty fucking pissed. So I pull out my phone to call my buddy and literally like it was scripted as soon as I open it, it dies.

So I lean on the door and I notice some give. So I step back and unloaded a vicious kick on the fucker and it busts into a million pieces. This is one of those things that you immediately regret. I walk inside and I am like, god dammit what did I just do. So I put my phone on the charger and call the leasing office, no one is there but there is an extension to call for security. So I call them and tell them some dude try to break in.

They show up in about 5 mins and start questioning me. Eventually they are going to call the cops to file a police report and I have to give in. I tell them I did it and not to call the cops. So they are like whatever dude its your door and peace out. I am still so drunk I can hardly stand so I take the pillows off the couch and make a bed by the door so I can guard it and make sure no one comes in.

Anyway the company I was working for ended up paying for it but I also did not get a job offer from them (go figure) Overall great night.

haha this thread is actually really entertaining

one time i was sneaking out to go chill with some people when i got home all the doors were locked so i had to knock on the front door. my dad answerd the door and said "we will talk about it in the morning

haha im sorry but this made me laugh, juat cause its something i would do! I probably wouldn't have thought to somehow break back in though.

one time i got locked out because at the time my car keys didn't have a house key. nobody was gonna be home for 4 hours. i grabbed a ladder from the garage (it's detached from the house) went up on the roof and cut open my the screen of my bedroom window so i could pull it off. then i forced my window open and crawled inside

my house is a piece of shit if a robber took 1 walk aroun he could find like 10 flaws of easy entry

but its helped me 10 million times

this

Yeah that sucks for sure, but it isn't that hard to replace a door handle. Just gotta go out and buy a new one.

One time I railed a mountain of kolonipin, drove through a field so I could catch the sunset better, then crashed into my shed.

nice

one time i went outside to meet some friends and play pokemon. it was  pretty late at night , and when i came back the door was locked. i started to panic, and started to cry a little bit and out of desperation i started knocking frantically on the door. all of a sudden, the door opened and my mom was standing there. i was really scared but my mom told me it was okay. i was also afraid i was in trouble for being out so late, but my mom said it was only 8:00, and my bed time wasnt until 8:30. Phew! anyways i was still really shaken up from the whole situation so i made up a big bowl of cocoa puffs and went upstairs to watch nickelodeon until my bedtime. probably the most scared ive ever been. unfortunately i did get in trouble for eating so much sugar before my bedtime, but that just meant i had to have life cereal the next morning.

I also hit a few hundered dollars that night that I forgot about until now. It was in the little booklet inside my skate 3 box.

Wow the same thing happened to me a couple days ago! Except It was lucky charms that got me, not cocoa puffs...