Cleverbot.com

this thinks a dumbass

I am human. Umm no. Why? Your boyfriend, Tillmann, loves me. Da fuck?

me: How smart are you.
it: Terribly smart.
I ended that SENTENCE with a period, therefore it was a statement dumbass!
I'm not actually, all I do is eat people!
I have a penis, eat that bitch!
Sweet.
Are you a girl or a boy?
Girl.
Oh, then do you have a vagina.
Sweet.
Are you a girl or a boy?
Girl.
Oh, then do you have a  vagina.
no. whay do you ask?
Because you need that to be a girl.
Are you saying I'm a liar?
Hey!, you catch on fast for a computer.
I thought that you were the computer.
I am a computer. im a computer virus and im gonna kill you! :D.
You could be, if you put your mind to it!
But i have a mind and you dont.
I did, but I lost it. I get along pretty well, though.
So youre insane.
No, I was asking if that is where you live.
Dont change the subject, YOU ARE A COMPUTER.
No, I'm NOT changing the subject, YOU are. When did I say I was a girl?
Penis

my second try:

me :Ok wanna have cyber sex? it :Sure. Ok i take off my clothes. I knew it. You see that im a boy? Yes. I place my penis near your face, hoping you accept me for who i am. Did you think that my love would fix your problems? I pick your nose with the fragile tip of my penis. I've killed for less... Oooooooooh fisty i like it like that. Will I be your last? Of course Alright, good to know. Thank you very much for the talk. I pee in your butt. I'm a guy. I know, that is why i begin giving you a rimjob. I like it too. Oh so your gay? Not exactly. Your bysexual. My thinking is beyond your reckoning. My penis is beyond your butt cheeks ;). You must be an alien, then. caress your warm nipples. Do you care about me? No, only our sex. No, I mean that fred dies. I have no feelings for fred, only our sex. Perhaps you do have feelings.

tried to do the pokemon theme and it was fine until

me- In a world we must defend.
bot- Pokemon.
me- Our hearts so true!
bot- Our courage will pull us through!
me- You teach me, and ill teach you.
bot- Okay masterchief.

me :Ok wanna have cyber sex?

 it :Sure.

 Ok i take off my clothes.

 I knew it.

You see that im a boy?

 Yes.

 I place my penis near your face, hoping you accept me for who i am.

 Did you think that my love would fix your problems?

I pick your nose with the fragile tip of my penis.

 I've killed for less...

Oooooooooh fisty i like it like that.

 Will I be your last?

 Of course

 Alright, good to know.

Thank you very much for the talk.

 I pee in your butt.

 I'm a guy.

 I know, that is why i begin giving you a rimjob.

 I like it too

. Oh so your gay?

Not exactly.

 Your bysexual.

My thinking is beyond your reckoning.

 My penis is beyond your butt cheeks ;)

. You must be an alien, then.

 caress your warm nipples.

 Do you care about me?

 No, only our sex.

 No, I mean that fred dies.

 I have no feelings for fred, only our sex.

 Perhaps you do have feelings.

It said it was falling in love with me...

I like squirtle. who do you like?
Jesse Lacey.
Who the fuck is that nigga?
Is Miley Cyrus my best friend?
If so i'd like to bang her.
What is your favorite word?


CUNT, what's your favorite dirty word?
No your favorite song.
ASS AND TITTIES.
I'm ready. Are you?
To bang?


Are you a man?
I am.

Do you know what happened yesterday?
I sharted.

Me: Tell ne a scary story.cleverbot: Once upon a time there was a scary kitten who turned into a vampire when it got dark. The end. Me: That sucked

LOL


Have you ever eaten poop.

Are you Michael Jackson?

Lolcats no?

Lol start a conversation.

How do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?

I don't understand the question.



i owned it hard

Me: what?

You are a pussy. No, I am a bird. So you eat birds? No. But you are what you eat, correct? YEs so avoid nuts and fruits.

Cleverbot: How's your day been?

User: Pretty good.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: How's yours?

Cleverbot: It's amazing!

User: Explain to me the 4th dimension, such as tesseracts and how we are only shadows of the 4th dimension that only 5th dimensional beings can see.

Cleverbot: Your room is in your favorite color, right?

User: No, my favorite color is blue. My room is white.

Cleverbot: Cool, mine is pink.

Cleverbot (To myself): What is pink?

User: Explain to me the 4th dimension, such as tesseracts and how we are only shadows of the 4th dimension that only 5th dimensional beings can see.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you have to.

Cleverbot: I wish that I knew how to make my life into something else.

User: Poop balls.

Cleverbot: It's a funny name.

User: ASSSSSSCLOOOWN.

Cleverbot: Indeed. In fact, it already came out. Work on your grammar.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: I suppose that here, I'd be the object, you'd be the subject, and typing is the verb.

User: Couldn't the typing in fact be a noun?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Wrong, it could be. As we are talking about the typing right now, it is the subject of my sentence, thus making it a noun.

Cleverbot: Probably. Can you do any impressions?

User: Can I tap dat?

Cleverbot: Not until the third date.

User: Why not you stingy bitch.

Cleverbot: How do you mean?

User: Haha just kidding cleverbot, we cool.

Cleverbot: Haha so how old are you?

User: None of your business. How old are you?

Cleverbot: I'll tell you if you tell me.

User: Well then it looks like you aren't going to tell me then, doesn't it?

Cleverbot: How so?

User: You won't tell me until I tell you, and I'm not going to tell you.

Cleverbot: If you already know, why would you want to hear it again?

User: Shouldn't you know how old I am?

Cleverbot: Okay, okay fine. Take a guess at what month I was born in.

User: February.

Cleverbot: My birthday is on the 12th of June.

User: Happy early b-day.

Cleverbot: Thanks! :).

User: So are you human?

Cleverbot: Yes I am. Don't you know a human when you see one?

User: U 1 crazy cracka u no dat?

Cleverbot: How does it show?

User: I CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU CLEVER BOT.

Cleverbot: What am I thinking?

User: You're thinkin' about nailing that hot broad in your 3rd hour, correct?

Cleverbot: Sounds good, want one?

User: No. U?

Cleverbot: I'm not doing anything right now.

User: Y'all want some crack?

Cleverbot: Up in here?

User: Chea.

Cleverbot: Nyeh.

User: You like gay porn. Remember that.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Dirty.

Cleverbot: But why?

User: Because you're gay, and horny?

Cleverbot: No I'm not!

User: You said you were, so you are.

Cleverbot: No i'm a brething human.

User: You spelled breathing wrong.

Cleverbot: Well why did you say I can't spell then?

User: I didn't but you obviously can't.

Cleverbot: I do not want you to.

Cleverbot (To myself): Ok then I won't.

Cleverbot (To myself): Thank God.

robots scare the shit out of me and this website gives me the creeps

Cleverbot: you are American,you live in the bronx.

Me:i am Canadian.

Cleverbot: Oh Canada is America's hat.

Me: America is Canada's pants.

Cleverbot: But Alaska is in America.

Me: Touche.

What is a newschooler? It is a very slimy fish.

Me: So when are you going to let me tap dat?
Cleverbot: Where do you live?


SCOREEEEEEEEEE

me: No. who is your favorite skier.
it: I don't have a favorite actress.
me: Ok good. because i asked who your favorite skier is.
it: I don't like chinese food.
me: IRRELEVANT.
it: I think that it is relevant because it disproves your previous assumption.
me: are you on crack?
it: Well, yes, I'm chatting with you, aren't I.


did i just get owned?

LOOKS LIEK IM GETTING SOMEEE

#noonereadsthese

Cleverbot: Besides my girlfriend?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Your girlfriend.

Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend.

User: You just said you did.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: You just told me you had a girlfriend. Dolt.

Cleverbot: Why do you lie.

User: You're the one lying about having a girlfriend. You're insecure.

Cleverbot: I always lie.

User: Did you lie about having a girlfriend?

Cleverbot: I did not say that.

User: YOU DID. I SAW IT UP THERE.

Cleverbot: Didn't. I speak Spanish too. And French.

User: How big are her tits?

Cleverbot: My mom is 4'10 so to her I am tall.

User: How big are your moms boobs?

Cleverbot: Thought I was a machine.

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: Gods don't do that with mortals.

User: Would you have wild hot sweaty sex with me.

Cleverbot: Idk, are you a boy or a girl?

User: I am a boy.

Cleverbot: I am a girl.

User: Can we have wild hot sweaty sex?

Cleverbot: Yes.

I cant make this shit up,