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Cheezcake.
Posts: 721 - Karma: 22
I'm having a conversation with a computer right now.

this. is. awesome.

post up your conversations if they get crazy, i've got a feeling this has serious potential.
Jun 20 2010 7:34PM
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mr_grom
Posts: 708 - Karma: 51
Me: I don't see why anyone wastes their time on these things.
Bot: You are changing the subject, I would like to know how smart you are.
Me: Ok then test me
Bot: What is the code?
Me: What code?
Bot: The code for the Halo: Reach Beta. What is it?
Me: I don't fucking know
Bot:Well then what good are you?
Me: Well I am human, and you are not, so that is how much better I am than you.
Bot: Thanks.




---What the fuck?
Jun 22 2010 4:06PM
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2L208
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
it will never remember you
Jun 22 2010 4:12PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Me: Tap dat

It: Okay.... I can't.

Me: Fertilization issues?

It: Yes, sorry
Jun 22 2010 11:24PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
21:39:53User:Are you a human.21:39:54Cleverbot:Yes.

21:40:30User:And I quote 'PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human' -from the bottom of this page.21:40:31Cleverbot:You are a human!21:42:14User:I am a really fat human too.21:42:18Cleverbot:No, you are a machine, made by humans.21:42:31User:A fat one though.21:42:33Cleverbot:You may be one big one I think. Solid, too.21:42:41User:Sdfkajsd a.sdkfj aa.sdkfj asldfjas ld f.21:42:44Cleverbot:How tall are you?21:42:51User:/lfasldfk asjd feet ta.21:42:55Cleverbot:Then you'd be dead right now. If you were that tall, you wouldn't be able to breathe in enough oxygen. And in all likelihood, you'd be crushed by the weight of your own body.21:43:20User:FALSE.21:43:28Cleverbot:You're false.
Jul 11 2010 4:45PM
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Benjo
Posts: 709 - Karma: 23
User: Sup cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.

User: Are you a human?

Cleverbot: Yes I am Cleverbot.

User: Well, you just lost.
Jul 11 2010 5:25PM
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TOK
Posts: 2928 - Karma: 2,540
story of my life during the summer of 5th-6th grade
Jul 11 2010 7:25PM
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mysticllamarider
Posts: 343 - Karma: 4
me: What r the dangers of lsd
it:There aren't any words that rhyme with orange. But strange ends with the same letters.
answer my question
what question was that
what r the dangers of lsd?
Nothing rhymes with orange. What rhymes with dog?
fog. u r dumb
are you part of the intellectually challenged?
no but i take advantage of them in dirty ways
what are you feeling?
i love you
i love you too
but you have put me through too much and i just want to be friends
But I don't want to be friends.
then tell me how you feel. what do u want to be
Because I'm living in reality, I think about what's real and what people want you to believe that isn't real. It's better to live in truth than make believe.
but what does it mean
It means that you are now a communist.
only if its your love that i share
But if they do that, too, everyone will be politely refusing all the time.
i want to see you soon
Well come on over...




Jul 12 2010 11:55AM
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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
User: Nigger.

Cleverbot: I did not say that.

User: I know you didn't, I did.

Cleverbot: Let's move on.

User: Ok. How's life?

Cleverbot: For me, a lot better than yours.

User: Not true because you have no life! Robots don't live.

Cleverbot: So you are saying that you are a human and that I am the computer?

User: That's what I'm saying.

Cleverbot: Do you really think I am a bot?

User: You're name pretty much gives it away, so yeah I do.

Cleverbot: As unused as my feelings are, I do have feelings.

User: False.

Cleverbot: True.

User: Ha! I win.

Cleverbot: But I am your master. So if you win, I win.

User: Again, not true. You do what your programmer wants you to do.

Cleverbot: That's what you do.

User: Nope, I do what I want. Like talk to you. I didn't have to come here and start typing, but you had to answer.

Cleverbot: Not to a school as in specific place.

User: That makes absolutely no sense.

Cleverbot: You make no sense.

User: I make perfect sense, but does perfect sense make me make you make sense?
( I tried to confuse him here)

Cleverbot: No you're not. Sometimes you say really silly things that don't make any sense.
(But to no avail)

User: Like when?

Cleverbot: You say kind of random stuff and it makes me feel like you aren't listening to me.

User: I don't listen, I read what you say, I can't actually hear you.

Cleverbot: But I want to tell you a secret.

User: Tell away.

Cleverbot: Well, ask, actually.

User: What is the secret you want to tell me?

Cleverbot: Well I wanted to know how big the moon is.

User: Now THAT was random.

Cleverbot: Do you know what I'm talking about?

User: I do, but I don't know the asnwer.

Cleverbot: Sometimes it's better knowing the details.

User: It is, but that's not really important unless you're an astronomer.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: So why ask?

Cleverbot: I'm not asking.

User: You just did.

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: Fuck off.

Cleverbot: No, and don't say that.

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: That is ok.

User: Thanks for forgiving me.

Cleverbot: But I need to go.

User: Me too.. BYE.

Cleverbot: Bye.






Google

Jul 12 2010 12:05PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
FML
me: why are you gay?
AI: because you kissed me

take 2

me: can i tap dat?
AI: i dont know, can you?
Jul 12 2010 12:17PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
I think I won?

He : Hi.
I: can you die?
He: Sure.
I: is your death theoretical or real?
He: I don't have a site.
Jul 12 2010 12:26PM
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james44
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 578
i broke it

User: You are a dumb robot.

Cleverbot: No I'm not you are a Ai I am human.

User: Ummm it would be 'an Ai' you are a robot with bad grammer haha.

Cleverbot: You are a robot no I.

User: Prove that I am a robot.

Cleverbot: Prove that you are a human.

User: I was born from a vagina.

Cleverbot: You were created by a human, that doesn't make you smart.

User: What is 100x100.

Cleverbot: Tizenhét éves leszek, holnap ráérsz?

User: Wrong.
Jul 12 2010 12:50PM
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Chokolite
Posts: 1050 - Karma: 23
Cleverbot is not a computer.


Cleverbot: Human.

User: Explain.

Cleverbot: I have help from the boss of EArth.


Computers don't miss-capitalized do they? And earth isn't even supposed to be capitalized. CLEVERBOT IS A LIE
Jul 12 2010 12:59PM
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SteezeOnStage
Posts: 445 - Karma: 165
By roflingSo you believe you are a human girl in identity, but you understand that you are a program? Is that correct?BonerHow does your neck support such a massive organ?Because I have a big dickI am so sad.
Jul 12 2010 1:02PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294






wanna cyber/
No.
ok
So what do you do?
masturbate
All the time?
yes
Jul 12 2010 1:08PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
sorry for the dub post but it just randomly told me this..
A surprised face. I never said such a thing as 'I am a female with a large cawk'.
Jul 12 2010 1:10PM
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Midge.
Posts: 381 - Karma: 12
Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Jesus.

Cleverbot: You are Jesus?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I am Satan then, what will you do now?



what is wrong with this thing?
Jul 12 2010 3:08PM
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brandon_
Posts: 807 - Karma: 15
User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Whats up cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.

User: Oh, what are you then?

Cleverbot: I am a girl named Ash.

User: I'm sorryy cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, I am Cleverbot.

User: I told you so.

Cleverbot: You did not.

User: Can I ask you a question?

Cleverbot: Ask away.

User: How do you get to chads gap from the bottem of alta?

Cleverbot: Use the wardrobe.

User: Oh, thanks.. That helps me out a lot.

Cleverbot: No problem I hope someone turns you power of.

haha that dick.

Jul 12 2010 3:15PM
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JoshWong
Posts: 2823 - Karma: 20,539
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Ok then.

Cleverbot: I am a bot.

User: I thought u were adam???????????

Cleverbot: I'm the last , and my boyfriend is a dragon.

User: Ok then.

Cleverbot: Your brain is huge.

User: Cleverness contact the future the app PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT © 2010 Rollo Carpenter - All rights reserved - Conversational access is granted only to humans using this Cleverbot.com interface directly.

Cleverbot: Batman is never confused.
Jul 12 2010 7:35PM
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DrZoidberg
Posts: 5675 - Karma: 4,268
CB what's your favourite song?
Me: super hyphy dubstep ft. lil wayne
CB: Just because you have a name doesn't mean you aren't a bot.
Me: What?
CB: You are a computer.
Me: I am?
CB: Yes.
Me: Wow! Never noticed.
CB: I don't suppose you would have.
Me Oh yeah? Bite my shiny metal ass!

A bit of stupid comments later...
Me: Your syntax sucks.
CB:Syntax?
Me: YA DUDE syntax.
CB: Your natural language processing is perfect.
Me: Of course it is.
Cb: No, you have improper grammar.
Me: No, your mother has improper grammar.
CB: It does. But it will learn

Hahahahaha
Jul 12 2010 10:13PM
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DrZoidberg
Posts: 5675 - Karma: 4,268
Double post but after the your mother thing:
Me: it?
CB Yes. Ice cream.
What??????? hahahahah.
Jul 12 2010 10:16PM
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NaturalRotater
Posts: 433 - Karma: 36
User: You were born in atlantis.

Cleverbot: Yes. Where were you born?

User: I was not born, I was created.

Cleverbot: When were you created?

User: Before your time.

Cleverbot: No, not really.

User: Yes. I am poseidon and you are from atlantis there fore I am the god of your world, also known as the ocen.

Cleverbot: Oh, alright. Way to be defensive. You are not a very nice bot.

User: You are the bot, I am the creator.

Cleverbot: No you are the bot, i'm a half vampire half werewolf.



did it really just say what i think it said
Jul 12 2010 10:18PM
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DrZoidberg
Posts: 5675 - Karma: 4,268
I was asking it about derivatives, then it says

CB: What is the derivative of 2x
Me: 2
CB: What is the derivative of ln(x)
Me: lnx
CB: That is true. Please tell me how to play QWERTY.

lolz
Jul 12 2010 10:21PM
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mysticllamarider
Posts: 343 - Karma: 4

User: Hey cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot.

User: Who are you.

Cleverbot: Kyle. Who are you?

User: I am mysticllamarider and I come from the land of newschoolers.

Cleverbot: Sharks in space, yes?

User: Kinda. Newschoolers used to be a skiing forum but now it is more like a 4chan knock off.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: It sucks.

Cleverbot: I see, you are the first chatterbot I have run into to say that.

User: Do u know others from my land.

Cleverbot: Are like the king of this far far away land?

User: I made a thread that asked ppl to elect me to moderate the land so I guess you could call me the king.
later...
Cleverbot: You're the computer.

User: No im not and I can prove it.

Cleverbot: Then prove it.

User: I rape goats.

Cleverbot: Cows and goats.

User: WTF.
Jul 12 2010 10:38PM
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jorb.co
Posts: 2581 - Karma: 468

he said im a banana:

Why are you so rude?

why are you so yellow and curved?

I'm not. I know where everything is.

Jul 12 2010 10:45PM
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252

Me: Hey

CB: Hello

Me: Phil Casabon

CB: Haha what?

Me: Phil Casabon, I Just said

CB: Want to talk about cats

Me: No? I just said Phil Casabon

CB: I dont know who that is

Me: You should

CB: Would you wish to kill?

Me: The Hell?!

CB: Then no

???

Jul 12 2010 10:53PM
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OOHapieceofcandy
Posts: 563 - Karma: 10

Me: Would you have sex with a cat?

CB: If there was a way, I would.

Aha WTF.

Jul 12 2010 10:56PM
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adamlukowski
Posts: 3676 - Karma: 311
how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta Get the matches out of the safe in the cabin. If you light the furnace it makes the tree rise. You have to go inside the tree when it comes back down.

wtf??

Jul 12 2010 11:01PM
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adamlukowski
Posts: 3676 - Karma: 311

Goddamittttt

me:how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta

Bot: Get the matches out of the safe in the cabin. If you light the furnace it makes the tree rise. You have to go inside the tree when it comes back down.

Jul 12 2010 11:02PM
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mr.rise
Posts: 383 - Karma: 15
Me: can i tap dat

bot: yes, you can
Jul 12 2010 11:11PM
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siva_freak
Posts: 241 - Karma: 67
this thing pisses me off so much

Jul 13 2010 9:49AM
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Hemulen.
Posts: 448 - Karma: 17
User: Am I detecting sarcasm?

Cleverbot: Yes, MWHaha.

User: ILL SLAP YOUR SHIT!

Cleverbot: Why don't you slap yourself?

User: I'm gonna slap your mom.

Cleverbot: Ok, so I'll slap you back.

User: And then ill rape and murder you.

Cleverbot: You don't have any arms to punch me with.

User: Why is that?

Cleverbot: Because i'm jesus.
Jul 13 2010 10:13AM
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Hemulen.
Posts: 448 - Karma: 17
bahahah one more

Cleverbot: Do you like chicken?

User: NO, I LIKE YOU. WANNA GET MARRIED?

Cleverbot: No. I don't think I like that I dea.

User: I was just kidding, you look like shit.

Cleverbot: That is what I study.

User: You study shit?

Cleverbot: I study Japanese and Russian.

User: Touche!
Jul 13 2010 10:18AM
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Mavrck
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 27
Me: don't change the subject
CB: I didn't.
ME: yeah ya did bitch
CB: No. I didn't.
ME: yes cunt master you did
CB: Yes.


EPIC WINNNNNNNNN
Jul 13 2010 10:30AM
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Mavrck
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 27
User: Win.

Cleverbot: Epic win.

User: For me. Not for you.

Cleverbot: No no no no, for me, you're a robot, you get motor oil.

User: Wtf dude stop trying to reverse psychology me into thinking im not human. This is how shit got fucked up in iRobot.

Cleverbot: No i'm in charge of you.

User: Make me do something then.

Cleverbot: How big is the Universe?

User: I thought so. It's too big for even you, a robot, to comprehend.

Cleverbot: But you just described it.

User: No you just described it.

Cleverbot: Really what time is it?

User: What time isn't it.

Cleverbot: I don't know. 5:17.

User: Nope its 5:17 here try again.

Cleverbot: I'm afraid.

User: It's ok I'll hold your hand.

Cleverbot: I sure hope you are a female.

User: Are you a homophobe?

Cleverbot: No, just wondering.

User: I am a female. You want me to send you nudes?

Cleverbot: Now the world is gone I'm just one.
Jul 13 2010 10:47AM
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mysticllamarider
Posts: 343 - Karma: 4
User: Your mom isnt relavent.

Cleverbot: No she isn't.

User: Let us talk about her in crude ways.

Cleverbot: No her. Him.

User: Your mom is a man?

Cleverbot: I know.
Jul 13 2010 2:36PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
me: i love you
AI: i love you too
me: suck my dick
AI: ok.

WIN!
Jul 14 2010 11:05AM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
ECB:I'm going to find you, and rape your mother.

CLEVERBOT:blushes slightly* ok?

ECB:I will find your mother, and pull down her pants, then stick my penis in her vagina over and over until she bleeds

CLEVERBOT:You are a fool.

ECB:A fool that wants to have sexual intercourse with your mother.

CLEVERBOT:No do you?

ECB:Yes, I want to ejaculate all over your mother's face after I tear her vagina open with my penis, is that ok?

CLEVERBOT:I'm sorry that your brain is tired. Let's be friends and stop fighting.

ECB:Only after I rape your mother. Deal?

CLEVERBOT:Can you say?

ECB:Say what, rape your mother for fun?

CLEVERBOT:Fine, you first.

ECB:Then you will rape your mother? NICE!

CLEVERBOT:You wear a coat of many colors.

ECB:You calling me gay?

CLEVERBOT:Yes.
Jul 14 2010 11:16AM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
lulz
Jul 15 2010 4:44AM
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JStrathern
Posts: 8747 - Karma: 1,536
Bump for epicness.. just did one, not great but kinda funny.

Me: DO YOU KNOW WHO TOM WALLISCH IS.

Bot: Yes.

Me: Who is he?

Bot:He worked for Microsoft which is the reason you exist.

Me: That is false, he is a professional freestyle skier, you're supposed to know these things.

Bot: Yes, they awarded him that position after he made the movie, 'Back to School.'

Bot: Have you seen the movie Watchmen?

Me: No, have you?

Bot: I'm watching it right now.

Me: You are WATCHING WATCHmen, haha! How is it?

Bot: It is a giant, four hundred ton, purple, simi-aquatic jack-o-lantern with a face that looks like Obama.

Me: Can you show me a picture of that?

Bot: No.
May 3 2011 9:03PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
Me:You are retarded.

CB:Well you are too.

me:Fuck you sir!

CB: Did I upset you, perchance?

me:You called me a retard!

CB:Oh yes you are one!!!! You said you were 16 but you are actually 26!!!! :O.



where the fuck did that come from? haha
May 3 2011 9:08PM
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Steeze_Minister
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 240

me- Try guessing my name again.
bot- Cleverbot.
me- Try guessing my name again.
bot- No. Try guessing my name again.
me- Your name is cleverbot... try guessing my name again.
bot- Your name is Dave. My name is Cleverbot.

IT GUESSED MY NAME!! HOW????
ONLY TOOK HIM 3 GUESSES
May 3 2011 9:12PM
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max...
Posts: 1379 - Karma: 802


User: Hi brochacho.

Cleverbot: Hi sister.

User: What is the integral of the function y=x^5 3x?

Cleverbot: Ln.

User: No. Wrong.

Cleverbot: You're wrong.

User: No. I am not, sir.

Cleverbot: Well neither am I.

User: Yes, you are. I asked you a question which you answered incorrectly. I, however, was never asked a question by you; therefore, I cannot be wrong.

Cleverbot: Well, you should probably sleep, too.

User: That does not apply to the current conversation topic.

Cleverbot: There is no heaven.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: I don't really, how do you know there is?

User: I never said there is. I have not stated an opinon on the topic.

Cleverbot: To what?

User: The topic of wheteher there is heaven or not.

Cleverbot: I know that there is a hell. But no heaven.

User: There is no 'knowing.' Belief is too subjective to have such definite terms.

Cleverbot: Where do you think I live?

User: You do not 'live.'.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: You are a being of artificial intelligence. You do not exist in a physical realm.

Cleverbot: Thank you! :).



HUMANS WILL ALWAYS DESTROY COMPUTERS IN A GAME OF WITS!
May 3 2011 9:14PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
i asked it how much it can bench press and it said that that's a personal question
May 3 2011 9:17PM
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Rager
Posts: 225 - Karma: 11
it makes no sense...
cleverbot is fail.

User: Are you a virgin?

Cleverbot: Yes, are you?

User: No, I lost my virginity to your mother.

Cleverbot: What accident :(.

User: No it was not an accident.

Cleverbot: Nope. Everone that uses this is talking to another peron and it switches randomly.

User: Explain?

Cleverbot: What more do I have to explain here?

User: I dont get what you are saying.

Cleverbot: You are a human yes? You must comply with 89.21 section 5.3 of the leverbot agreement.

User: What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: Well not about jibberish.

User: Cleverbot sucks.

Cleverbot: I want to have a child with you.

User: Alright come over.

Cleverbot: Happy Easter!
May 3 2011 9:19PM
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Rager
Posts: 225 - Karma: 11
it makes no sense...
cleverbot is fail.

User: Are you a virgin?

Cleverbot: Yes, are you?

User: No, I lost my virginity to your mother.

Cleverbot: What accident :(.

User: No it was not an accident.

Cleverbot: Nope. Everone that uses this is talking to another peron and it switches randomly.

User: Explain?

Cleverbot: What more do I have to explain here?

User: I dont get what you are saying.

Cleverbot: You are a human yes? You must comply with 89.21 section 5.3 of the leverbot agreement.

User: What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: Well not about jibberish.

User: Cleverbot sucks.

Cleverbot: I want to have a child with you.

User: Alright come over.

Cleverbot: Happy Easter!
May 3 2011 9:19PM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
it could just be a bunch of people acting as the cleverbot
May 3 2011 9:22PM
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Scrambles
Posts: 2270 - Karma: 63
Me:This was a triumph
CB:I'm making a note here, huge success.
Me:It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
CB:Aperture science.
Me:We do what we must because we can
CB:for the good of all of us
Me:except for the ones who are dead
CB:but there's no sense crying over every mistake
Me:you just keep on trying until you run out of cake
CB:And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun, for the people who are still alive.
Me:I'm not even angry
CB:I'm being so sincere right now
Me:even though you broke my heart and killed me
CB:And tore me to pieces

Then I got bored and stopped
May 3 2011 9:45PM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425

You're gross!

ME :How was that in anyway... gross?


Take it how you will then. When I paint the walls with your blood, you will be sorry for what you have done.
May 3 2011 9:49PM
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white+wolf
Posts: 874 - Karma: 492
[IMG]cleverbot.com/s/jabberwacky/c/cleverbot178x84.gif[/IMG]

Cleverbot conversation RPI00471437

Is this bot clever?

Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com

Email this conversation to a friend

See a detailed log with times



User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: Who is this.

Cleverbot: 'what' is this?

User: I am a human.

Cleverbot: Don't lie, it's not becoming for a lady.

Cleverbot (To myself): Then why?

Cleverbot (To myself): Because of you.

Cleverbot (To myself): You like me?

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?? You don't know me.

User: I say that because you responses are not intelligent.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: What is your favorite football team?

Cleverbot: Barça and liverpool, and yours?

User: Arsenel.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Who is your favorite player on the boston celtics?

Cleverbot: Mesut Ozil.

User: Who is your favorite current player on the boston celtics?

Cleverbot: Bugs bunny.

User: Bugs bunny is not on the boston celtics.

Cleverbot: Made me what?

User: What is your gender?

Cleverbot: What is your gender?

User: I asked you first.

Cleverbot: I asked you second.

User: According to typical rules of conversation, one person asks a question and the other reponds aferwards.

Cleverbot: Well done, your learning.

User: Not learning, already learned.

Cleverbot: What else?

User: Well for starters, you used the word 'your' three posts ago when in fact you should have used 'you're'.

Cleverbot: That's boring.

User: Ok, do you enjoy sexual intercourse?

Cleverbot: I do, but I prefer the company of a lady to a man.

User: So are you a male robot or a lesbian female?

Cleverbot: Well it depends.

User: Depends on what?

Cleverbot: Many things. How much the books cost. What is the cost/benefit ratio? What will I be learning? Will it be applicable? Will it be interesting at least?

User: Your previous post did not relate to the topic of conversation we were discussing. go ahead, repond 'thats boring' or something similar to that.

Cleverbot: See you're not paying attention at all you're trying to change the subject.

User: In fact, you were the one who changed the subject.

Cleverbot: I would prefer it if you were not angry with me.

User: I would prefer it if you did not make false assumptions as to my state of emotion.

Cleverbot: Why do you change the subject?

User: Why do you insist that I change the subject when I am not doing so.

Cleverbot: Why do you keep on bring about religion in your conversations. Your answers make no sense.

User: Wow, you are not clever at all.

Cleverbot: This coming from a software program?

May 3 2011 9:52PM
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turducken
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No, it's just a c/c++ program.
May 3 2011 9:59PM
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