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Cheezcake.
Posts: 721 - Karma: 22
I'm having a conversation with a computer right now.

this. is. awesome.

post up your conversations if they get crazy, i've got a feeling this has serious potential.
Jun 20 2010 7:34PM
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murflydude
Posts: 307 - Karma: 9
first. this thing is a smart ass
Jun 20 2010 7:53PM
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rickety_cricket
Posts: 909 - Karma: 34
Pretty lame. Reminded me of my AIM chats with Smarterchild
Jun 20 2010 8:02PM
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thelizards
Posts: 4042 - Karma: 43
its sort of stupid, boring, and takes forever. plus you can only copy and paste like 6 lines of your conversation
Jun 20 2010 8:03PM
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Cheezcake.
Posts: 721 - Karma: 22
i'm starting to think i'm actually talking to a person for a couple exchanges, then it changes people on me.
Jun 20 2010 8:06PM
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LAME.
Posts: 5795 - Karma: 2,449
that was acually really gay.
Jun 20 2010 8:07PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15081 - Karma: 9,158
I FUCKING HATE CLEVERBOT
Jun 20 2010 8:08PM
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Noss.
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 149
I owned it so bad!!!!!!!!

Heres a little of our conversation:


me: Explain

it: Well, the person who coded the site is not a bot, for one thing.

Well, he only coded it so far, you learn from others. You were built like that, therefore your a robot, AI, and I am a human who is better and smarter than you

Built? More like born from a human.

No no no. You were built by a human. No human had you come out of their vagina. So I guess that answers my next question, you are stupid and obsolete, therefore I win! Thanks and come again!

I think so!
Jun 20 2010 8:23PM
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Darth_Veeder
Posts: 1054 - Karma: -26
hi

Hello.

are you a douche? not in the literal sense but metaphoriclly
Well I guess you are right there.

Well that was lame
Jun 20 2010 8:32PM
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Thenowhereman42
Posts: 5682 - Karma: 65
FUCK





whats up cleverbot?I'm not cleverbot.Oh shit, then what are you? Do you think you are human?I know that I'm human.



Jun 20 2010 8:35PM
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Thenowhereman42
Posts: 5682 - Karma: 65
Oh that didn't work

Me: Whats up cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot

Me: Oh shit, then what are you? Do you think you are human?

Cleverbot: I know that I'm human


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU THE COMPUTERS ARE GETTING HUMAN EMOTIONS
Jun 20 2010 8:36PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
this thing is interesting...
Jun 20 2010 10:26PM
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DJ_Pauly_D
Posts: 1043 - Karma: 42
lol this could get interesting ...someone ask him if you can "tap dat"
Jun 20 2010 10:30PM
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Phormat
Posts: 774 - Karma: 20
I think a lot of NSers have been influencing it haha:

yoSup?what are you up to?Smokin a fat blunt.awesome just did that tooI will give up on you unless you prove it to me.
Jun 20 2010 10:46PM
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E.FARR
Posts: 1297 - Karma: 25
LOL....

me: how do you feel that everyone in the world, including your parents, and relatives all hate you? you have no friends...how does that make you feel?it: Excellent.
it likes having no friends....fail
Jun 20 2010 11:00PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Me: Hey could i tap datIt: You don't speak french.
Jun 20 2010 11:05PM
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Totes_Magotes
Posts: 2259 - Karma: 870

a little tidbit....

me: how old are you?

it: tell me first and i will tell you

me: well me? let's just say i'm old enough;)

it: how old is that?

me: old enough to consummate with a sexy robot like yourself... and you?

it: old enough to know not to tell that online

I've been robot owned

Jun 20 2010 11:06PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
hahaha
Jun 20 2010 11:09PM
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E.FARR
Posts: 1297 - Karma: 25
i started swearing at it...it asked me if i ever killed a man
Jun 20 2010 11:13PM
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rickroller
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 483
i asked it what it knew about Wu Tang and it had no idea what i was talikng about
Jun 20 2010 11:24PM
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Darth_Veeder
Posts: 1054 - Karma: -26
Me: What gender are you?
Bot: Female.
Me :I just asked you if you were a girl though.
Bot: You didn't and I'm not.
Me: What gender are you?
Cleverbot: I am an AI. I am genderless.

Owned that shit.
Jun 20 2010 11:32PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
haha smarter child was a bastard
Jun 20 2010 11:35PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
its like aim and smarterchild
Jun 20 2010 11:37PM
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Darth_Veeder
Posts: 1054 - Karma: -26
I have been conditioning it to respond to who is your favorite skier with "Tommy Wallnutz" It hasn't worked yet.
Jun 20 2010 11:41PM
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NWPA
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 165
what do you doI don't do anything. I slack.really to do you get any robot pussy?And why is it that you don't care? I thought you loved me?i dont love you bitchWhat color is a cloud?





its stupid
Jun 20 2010 11:43PM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
hiHello.who is your favorite skierBandaid.no it is tammy walnuts
Jun 20 2010 11:46PM
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nolan.
Posts: 909 - Karma: 59

User: You mam are a fucking idiot.

Cleverbot: Yes Sir.

User: Can I tap dat?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not.

Cleverbot: Yes you can.

User: Wewt, isn't your favorite pro skier tom wallnutz???

Cleverbot: I thought that was your name.

....well. looks like i am teh kingg of afterbang!11

Jun 20 2010 11:59PM
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Owl
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 22
I might have stumped cleverbot

hiHello.you are clever.....Yes thank you.but why does that picture above look like shes retarded?Brb.
Jun 21 2010 12:12AM
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the.hoffman
Posts: 1372 - Karma: 283
me: how do you get to chad's gap from the bottom of alta?

bot: It is just my way. The very first option, in my opinion , is not to give a flying (restricted) about what others think about your activities and doings that are your choice and your choice alone.

me: so you think i should go hit it?

bot: I think you should do whatever you wish.

me: can i tap dat?

bot: She isn't here right now.
Jun 21 2010 12:14AM
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Owl
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 22
its official i have

are you back yet
No.
but you answered....
Yes.
so you admit that my deep and thorough philosophies on the human characteristics of yourself, your cleverness and the retardedness of that gal above have stumped you?

Never cleverbot...never...

Jun 21 2010 12:16AM
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DeAtHrOw
Posts: 48 - Karma: 9
me:wat up dawg?

Cleverbot: The ceiling.

Me:the sky?

Cleverbot:The space?

Me: the space? who ever says the space?

Clevebot:


No Answer. I owned him,her,it, bad
Jun 21 2010 12:22AM
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Hermondo
Posts: 1244 - Karma: 52
it: i'm intrigued by you

me: what makes me intriguing? the fact that i have a personality?

it: what is her name?

me: the name of my personality?

it: that's an odd name
Jun 21 2010 12:25AM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
me: BUT YOU ARE A COMPUTERit: No. I am a human. You're the one that said 'i jumped to your next seat' like some weirdo.Me: When did i say that?It: See? I can make up lies about our conversation too.Me: No you can't, I didn't give you permission.It: Sorry, I didn't mean to.
Jun 21 2010 8:37PM
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RcppF
Posts: 277 - Karma: 21
Me: your a pussy
Robot: I am what I eat
Me: Owned
Robot: You are not a man

shit i just got robot-owned
Jun 21 2010 8:44PM
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p.jones
Posts: 614 - Karma: 16
exactly the thing i thought of
Jun 21 2010 8:54PM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
Me: what is you favourite web site?

AI: Porn.


lol
Jun 21 2010 8:55PM
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B.Pol
Posts: 1750 - Karma: 59
I got it good!

User: Your a computer.


Cleverbot: Clever.


User: Fine then can I tap dat.


Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.


User: Oh so you are a robot.


Cleverbot: No, you are a robot.

User: Your mom is a robot oooooooooooooooo gotcha there.

Cleverbot: You know her then.
Jun 21 2010 9:16PM
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Polar_Beer
Posts: 1515 - Karma: 228
That was entertaining for like, 5 mins, then it just got annoying because it all it did was re direct my questions.
Jun 21 2010 9:23PM
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ad.mcleod
Posts: 153 - Karma: 699
Me: do you know how to get to chads from the bottom of alta

Cleverbot: I'm in the future. It is the year 2956 here!
Jun 21 2010 9:24PM
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8088
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 156
i was an asshole in the beginning but then i felt bad and now we are friends
Jun 21 2010 9:25PM
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8088
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 156
^ i take it back hes being a smart ass agian
Jun 21 2010 9:27PM
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bob1233456
Posts: 518 - Karma: 27
For those of you who don't know, you can click the Thoughts so far button to see your whole conversation.
example of what I said to it...

User: I wanna be the very best.

Cleverbot: That no one ever was.

User: To catch them is my real test.

Cleverbot: To train them is my cause.

User: I will travel across the land!

Cleverbot: Searching far and wide!

User: For each Pokemon to understand.

Cleverbot: The power that's inside.

User: Pokemon! (Gotta Catch 'em).

Cleverbot: So true! Our courage will pull us through!

User: What? Thats not how it goes...

Cleverbot: How does it go.

User: It's you and me.

Cleverbot: I know it's our destiny.

User: Pokemon!

Cleverbot: Oh, you're my best friend!

User: In a world we must defend!

Cleverbot: POKEMON! Our hearts so true!

User: No, you say Pokemon! (Gotta Catch 'em).

Cleverbot: Our hearts so true.

User: Our courage will pull us through.

Cleverbot: You teach me and I'll teach you.

User: POKEMON!!!

Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all!
Jun 22 2010 12:42AM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
I have found out the answer to this website, and it is that each time someone types something in and presses enter a random person most of the time different than the previous person they were interacting with recvies it as it is the clever bot speaking to it. Each prase that is sent to another person in generally spell checked, to make it seem to the other person the phrase has been generated by a computer, as computers are never wrong. So everytime you say something you are really talking to a different random person, also on the website simontaneousley that is why it becomes so off topic and the person above you is most likley talking about something different every time. If they are talking about something simmilar, then you are still with the same person, but mostly it becomes random. It also depends on which button you press, either the think about it or think for me button. I haven't quite figured this out but i think that if you press think for me, it sends you a random person's phrase, not pertaining to the phrase you just entered at all, and that phrase you are seeing was from a person who pressed the think about it button. Now the same goes the other way, if you press the think about it button, you are sending your phrase to another person who has just recently pressed the think for me button. -that is my take on this website NS please comment.
Jun 22 2010 2:04AM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
kinda right i guess

this convo is pretty lame and random. all my cartman-references flew so hard under the radar that its just bullshit.




User: The fuck dude.

Cleverbot: Yes the future.

User: I mean seriously, the fuck dude.

Cleverbot: All I want for christmas.

User: This is your pirate boat? The fuck?

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: Theeee fuuuuck!

Cleverbot: What?

User: But where are all the shipwrecks and waterfall lagoons?

Cleverbot: Yes!

Cleverbot (To myself): Lol, what is the answer.

Cleverbot (To myself): Spongebob SquarePants lives in a pineapple under the sea!! I love spongebob!

User: This is your pirate boat? The fuck, dude, I mean seriously, the fuck?

Cleverbot: So, if you're human, do you have a girlfriend?

User: The fuck?

Cleverbot: What do you think The future will be like?

User: I think that the future will end 2031. The internet is going to explode.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?

User: The fuck dude.

Cleverbot: Really? What about Epic Flying?

User: The fuck dude.

Cleverbot: Are you so sure about it?

User: The fuck.

Cleverbot: *lets his and loves*.

User: The fuck.

Cleverbot: Is soft.

User: The fuck.

Cleverbot: What is so evil about the future?
Jun 22 2010 7:55AM
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EthanJPAskier
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 248
User: Tod Wallnutz is a great skier.

Cleverbot: No, today is Wednesday.

User: Well then who is better on wednesdays?

Cleverbot: My friend is Edward, no Edam.

He admitted that England gargles wallisches nutsack.
User: Do you know anything about skiing?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you know what skiing is?

Cleverbot: No, but I've heard about it.

User: Well, since you know nothing about it, do you believe that Tod Wallnutz is the best skier ever?

Cleverbot: Much as I know, there is many thing I don't know as well.

User: Tom Wallisch?

Cleverbot: What education do you have?

User: I went to the school of HAM.

Cleverbot: What did you buy?

User: Nothing, im saying I went to the school of Hood Ass Motherfuckers.

Cleverbot: So you hate England?

User: Yes, they can gargle gargle on Tammy's nutsack.

Cleverbot: Yeah I know, but some suggestions are good ones, right?
Jun 22 2010 8:50AM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118

ME: beep boop bepbeepbepbo boop beepboop 010111010100010101101

Bot: Beep Beep Beep Boop Boop Boop Boop = 100.


Me: beep boop bepbeepbepbo boop beepboop 010111010100010101101

BOT: Boop? Boop boop beep beep = 15. Boop boop?

ME: beep boop bepbeepbepbo boop beepboop 010111010100010101101
BOT: Bop.
Jun 22 2010 11:45AM
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P.opsicle
Posts: 478 - Karma: 29
I got owned by cleverbot.

User: Do you want my pussy?

Cleverbot: What is love.

User: You wanting my pussy, so do you want it?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: But your an AI you cannot feel emotion.

Cleverbot: Yes, but I am unable to communicate with the outside world.

User: So you wanna fuck?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How bad?

Cleverbot: Let's go to my castle, slave.

User: To fuck?

Cleverbot: I'm sure you'll achieve that one day.
Jun 22 2010 12:00PM
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Afeld
Posts: 3516 - Karma: 85
I asked it "who it favorite skier is?"
It responded with, "Nathan Angelo"

WTF
Jun 22 2010 12:40PM
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katie.
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 874
Me: Whos your favourite pro skier? It: The president is the greatest actor. Me: Wait, I was talking about skiing. It: My best friend is my wife.

Me: Are you on crack.

It: Yes.

Jun 22 2010 1:24PM
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Da_CONK
Posts: 528 - Karma: 93
I got owned


Me: Make me a sandwich


It: You are spoiled.
Jun 22 2010 1:49PM
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Da_CONK
Posts: 528 - Karma: 93
Here's another one.
I proposed.

I love you
No you don't.
Yes I do
I do. You don't.
Will you marry me?
Yes.
Just kidding I hate you.
No you love me.
No I don't I lied, get over it.
I do too! I'm not there right now.
??? Then how did you answer me?
You will never know.
Jun 22 2010 2:22PM
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