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What would you do to the car?

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nolan.
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So last weekend, me and some bros were chillin and decided to make our usual 1:30 in the morning run to sheetz when we walk out to my buddies car and it was egged.. immediatly we knew who it was and it was these party sluts that we got into a fight with. so they egged his car pretty bad and it was covereed with yoke and shit and started to smell kinda bad.  so we went to the food store, got 2 cartons of eggs, 1 gallon of milk, 1 bottle of ketchup, 1 bottle of mustard, a sheetz slushy, a cucumber and a condom ( the girls car that we fucked back was a slut )..so we go and fuck her car just as bad and it could have been the funniest thing i saw in my life until this weekend when they sharpied up his car and it's really bad...

So Newschoolers, what would you do back? we need ideas - so far i am thinking about making her car into a pizza, you know, covering it all with tomato sauce then putting cheese and pepporoni and other shit on it...or making her car into a huge cake - putting icing all over the car, like covered it would look funny and be hard as hell to get off because it's thick..

and of course, pics will follow.

Jun 20 2010 1:09AM
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db21
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this. hahahahahaha. soooooo good
Jun 20 2010 12:51PM
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broto
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i say the ping pong ball idea. then she'll go a few hundred feet, stall, and start it back up no prob. repeat x24314325
Jun 20 2010 12:56PM
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hunterBear
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do the moth idea or the penis idea.....the ping pong ball is also a good one :) so do the ping pong ball w/moths :)
Jun 20 2010 3:32PM
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Swaggermager
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so what did you end up doing?
Jun 25 2010 10:56PM
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ECB
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Tiki torch oil in the gas tank will destroy the car.....

and my friend got fired from his job as a parking attendant for lodging golf balls up cars exhaust
Jun 25 2010 10:58PM
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nolan.
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nothings happened because vacations and shit, i'm at the beach for one more week then shit's going down. pictures will be up in about a week, stay tuned.. keep ideas flowing. not sure which one i'm doing yet.
Jun 25 2010 11:02PM
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salomonskiier12
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fuck her mother
Jun 25 2010 11:04PM
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nolan.
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keep in mind i do not have access to the inside of the car unless the dumb bitch leaves it unlocked..and i do not want to kill her..
Jun 25 2010 11:06PM
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squibble
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i think whatever you do don't do it right away, eventually one side will take it too far (they sorta did) and the cops will come in and mess up your day
Jun 25 2010 11:09PM
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ECB
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fuck her sister, mother, and her all in the same night. Then bring them all together and make them talk about.
Jun 25 2010 11:10PM
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cyberpolice
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i've always wanted to do this. piss in the part where you put windshield wiper fluid, so when she sprays it piss will come out,( but first drain the fluid already in there) and put popcorn seeds in the gas tank. will most likely fuck her car up pretty bad.
Jun 25 2010 11:11PM
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Che~
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cut out her muffler, so her car is loud and sounds like a ricer
Jun 25 2010 11:20PM
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smooter
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wrap it in seran(sp?) wrap then get like you and five friends to take shits on it.
Jun 25 2010 11:23PM
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ECB
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But when you grow up, man up and have sex with her family. You win, and she doesn't win. It really is the only logical thing to do at this point. Yeah you can wreck her car, get arrested, and go to jail. Win for no one. Or you can have sex. With her family. You win, she loses because her family had sex with you. It's like saying 1+1=0 or 1+1=2
Jun 25 2010 11:28PM
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wolvmatt
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Get a bunch of meatheads to help you pick her car up and move it to somewhere that she won't be able to find it.

Jun 25 2010 11:30PM
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Relish_man
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your posts are quite elaborate yet mildly confusing. i love it.
Jun 25 2010 11:32PM
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matt.s
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or get lazy and combine that into one and put a dildo in her exhaust pipe.
Jun 25 2010 11:35PM
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PeterNorth
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OIL and FEATHERS. do it
Jun 25 2010 11:38PM
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Relish_man
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i think your member name is more inspiring than your actual post...
Jun 25 2010 11:39PM
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84891jnf92048
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put 4 dead cats in her engine.
Jun 26 2010 12:05AM
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Crack.
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The take a shit and hide it idea is good.
Jun 26 2010 12:18AM
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.jersey
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torch that shitt
Jun 26 2010 12:32AM
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JIB_WALRUS
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fill everything but the drivers seat with insulation foam.
Jun 26 2010 12:33AM
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Jamestown
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Put a Creed CD in her stereo and glue the dials and buttons so she can't turn it down or off.
Jun 26 2010 12:35AM
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Whifazoo
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if its a standard cut the e brake line. when she goes to park it will seem like everything is ight, butwhen she gets back her car will be gone or smash into another car. (make the line look like an accedental snag so you can claim you had nothing to do with it
Jun 26 2010 12:46AM
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B.Lyfe
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+1 then pee in her butt

-B
Jun 26 2010 1:06AM
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the.cheat
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likin the ping pong ball in gas tank idea..
Jun 26 2010 1:54AM
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Obsessedwski
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that could most definitely kill someone you tard
Jun 29 2010 3:12PM
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maximiliaan
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say they won and get laid with her,
next day get laid with her mom
Jun 29 2010 3:18PM
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Mr.Luke
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niceeee
Jun 29 2010 3:22PM
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EvanA02
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no no no,

Alright only done this once to a baseball coach who i hate. (im an umpire btw) but i went and bought a valve stem remover. They can be found at any 4x4 place, or MAYBE autozone or whatever then take all 4 of her valve stems, then she is shit out of luck, and preferably do this at school or something where her car will be stuck there.




Jun 29 2010 3:41PM
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mikeisener
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cheap white shaving cream. it looks innocent enough that it will just be cleaned off. shaving cream eats away the clear coat and it looks really fucked up days after. make sure you do it at night so it has the longest amount of time possible to burn away the clear coat. we did this to some assholes hood once. went from bright red to pink in a few days
Jun 29 2010 6:26PM
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hokkanee
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THIS. I did this to a bitch at hood who put a dent in the side of my car right in front of me and told me to fuck off. I can't imagine that she had a very good day after that.
Jun 29 2010 7:02PM
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Bryan*
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take her tiers of and put them on blocks at school then bring the tiers back to her hous and leve them there
Jun 29 2010 7:09PM
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little1337
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lets get started then
Jun 29 2010 7:23PM
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jester8589
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i've always wanted to go to a hardward store buy a bunch of plywood and 2x4s measure their car and build a box that will completely cover their car and then get some of those big top tent stakes and stake it to the ground. how funny would it be to come out to your car and it's just under a box.
Jun 29 2010 7:30PM
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RickAstley
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this would be so epic but it sounds like so much work
Jun 29 2010 7:56PM
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Snowcase
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Full of win. I haven't heard this yet but why not call the cops? That would really fuck up her day.
Jun 29 2010 8:14PM
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i.ski.troll.
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This! and the Creed CD idea.
Jun 29 2010 8:21PM
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Sallabillz
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hahahah yess

Jun 29 2010 8:22PM
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315jibber94
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yo, ok balogna a picture of like a dick going into an add on her bumber lol and write out like LETS FUCK on the hood and shit with balogna. then put it on blocks and have a scavenger hunt...talk to her, fuck her....profit??
Jun 29 2010 9:06PM
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Whifazoo
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not unless its on a huge hill or something.
Jun 30 2010 2:03PM
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white+wolf
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step 1: acquire herpes step 2: penetrate her step 3: wait
Jun 30 2010 2:48PM
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Otter.
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drain the brake or steering fluid. Either way, they are FUCKED.
Jun 30 2010 7:54PM
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Reverend_Steeze
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yes! go to the harbor, pick up a few sea men and make them sit on her car.
Jun 30 2010 7:59PM
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artfullydodged
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dead fish in the trunk? live fish in the trunk? live cougar in the car?
Jun 30 2010 8:02PM
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T.Rex
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you inspired me to think of this,

drill about a 5 inch to 8 inch hole on the hood, fill the inside with water to the very very very top, put live fish and shit in there and turn that car into an aquerium

Jun 30 2010 8:22PM
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Freeheel4real
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ya kill that bitch! and plus you never know, maybe she'll plow right into a minivan killing an entire family! DOUBLE PAYBACK!

Good idea dipfuck.
Jun 30 2010 8:32PM
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Lemuel
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You know that there is no floor or anything completely enclosing anything under the hood? Or do you mean the top of the car? That would be hilarious if it was well sealed.
Jun 30 2010 8:48PM
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T.Rex
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I MENT ROOF

my bad

Jun 30 2010 9:04PM
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