Replying to What would you do to the car?

So last weekend, me and some bros were chillin and decided to make our usual 1:30 in the morning run to sheetz when we walk out to my buddies car and it was egged.. immediatly we knew who it was and it was these party sluts that we got into a fight with. so they egged his car pretty bad and it was covereed with yoke and shit and started to smell kinda bad.  so we went to the food store, got 2 cartons of eggs, 1 gallon of milk, 1 bottle of ketchup, 1 bottle of mustard, a sheetz slushy, a cucumber and a condom ( the girls car that we fucked back was a slut )..so we go and fuck her car just as bad and it could have been the funniest thing i saw in my life until this weekend when they sharpied up his car and it's really bad...

So Newschoolers, what would you do back? we need ideas - so far i am thinking about making her car into a pizza, you know, covering it all with tomato sauce then putting cheese and pepporoni and other shit on it...or making her car into a huge cake - putting icing all over the car, like covered it would look funny and be hard as hell to get off because it's thick..

and of course, pics will follow.