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What would you do to the car?

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nolan.
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So last weekend, me and some bros were chillin and decided to make our usual 1:30 in the morning run to sheetz when we walk out to my buddies car and it was egged.. immediatly we knew who it was and it was these party sluts that we got into a fight with. so they egged his car pretty bad and it was covereed with yoke and shit and started to smell kinda bad.  so we went to the food store, got 2 cartons of eggs, 1 gallon of milk, 1 bottle of ketchup, 1 bottle of mustard, a sheetz slushy, a cucumber and a condom ( the girls car that we fucked back was a slut )..so we go and fuck her car just as bad and it could have been the funniest thing i saw in my life until this weekend when they sharpied up his car and it's really bad...

So Newschoolers, what would you do back? we need ideas - so far i am thinking about making her car into a pizza, you know, covering it all with tomato sauce then putting cheese and pepporoni and other shit on it...or making her car into a huge cake - putting icing all over the car, like covered it would look funny and be hard as hell to get off because it's thick..

and of course, pics will follow.

Jun 20 2010 1:09AM
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LukeB
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she will just mess yours up more...
Jun 20 2010 1:12AM
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Thrash
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bologna(sp?) it.
Jun 20 2010 1:14AM
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family_vacation
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well, the sharpie thing was just unnecessary on their part.

First you you should buy some sharpie magnums, and go to work on the girl's car. Them, you should do the pizza or cake idea on top of the sharpie. That way they will spend hours cleaning only to find the sharpie layer under the mess.

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they only cost like three of four bucks, and they would absolutely rape her car.
Jun 20 2010 1:14AM
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KravtZ
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kill her
Jun 20 2010 1:15AM
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Jonny7
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Put coke in her trunk, call the cops
Jun 20 2010 1:16AM
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pianoman
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i liked the icing idea kind of.
Jun 20 2010 1:19AM
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1337
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seamen
Jun 20 2010 1:21AM
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dylanb
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If you have seen Macgruber, you know what to do.
Jun 20 2010 1:23AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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..covering the whole car. may take a while to do, but itl be a bitch to get off. or, just be prepared next time they try to fuck with your car, and fuck them up when they come round
Jun 20 2010 1:23AM
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Myfirstname.
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blow her car up. Its the only reasonable thing to do at this point.
Jun 20 2010 1:26AM
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SoulSkia
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Take her wheels and leave the car on blocks, see how she likes that
Jun 20 2010 1:30AM
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brogilvie
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rear end her. then rear end her
Jun 20 2010 1:33AM
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pmw
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that we got into a fight with

fuck her car just as bad and it could have been

what kind of insecure pussy fights girls?
Jun 20 2010 1:34AM
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*simba*
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THIS!

or

Dump a shitload of sugar in her gas tank
Put a banana in her exhaust. Her car won't start and she'll pay a shit load to get it checked by a mechanic only to find a banana in the vag.

Or you can urinate in her anus...
Jun 20 2010 1:36AM
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nolan.
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yeah, i fought her and beat the fuck outta that bitch....no. you ruined it.
Jun 20 2010 1:41AM
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Mr.SoloDolo
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i think hes talking about like a playful fuck you. not the whole im gonna fuck your car up so hard.
Jun 20 2010 2:02AM
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PeterWojnar
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pee in her...




gas tank.

get all of your friends to pee in it after you siphon the gas out. she'll try to start the car the next morning, but it won't work because there's pee in the tank. she'll try a few times, which will work the pee into her engine, and then she'll be fucked and have to get it cleaned. pee.

I just said pee six times in one post!
Jun 20 2010 2:03AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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sugar in the gas tank. this
Jun 20 2010 2:06AM
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nolan.
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exactly. fun shit, i don't hate the girl, it's just a little fun car war that's getting started and spreading to more and more cars.
Jun 20 2010 2:33AM
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[tightpants]
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I think this is what you're looking for.

Jun 20 2010 2:38AM
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Yung_Gnarley
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liquid nails in the seams of all the doors and on the windshield wipers
Jun 20 2010 2:44AM
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hundreds
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put an apple in her exhaust pipe after you super glue a giant dildo to the hood
Jun 20 2010 2:46AM
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.AR6rider.
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How is writing in sharpie all over someone's car just part of a little fun car war?  I'd be incredibly pissed off if someone did that to me.  Go for quick-crete in the gas tank or tail pipe.
Jun 20 2010 2:48AM
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churchill
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Take her spark plugs, then get her pregnant...
Jun 20 2010 3:21AM
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Obsessedwski
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Some ideas:

1) Working off some classic grad prank ideas, get a couple of guys together and carry her car and place it somewhere obscure. Or rent one of those forklift things and hoist it up on a roof or something.

2) Completely disassemble her car, perfectly and neatly.

3) Take a shit and hide it somewhere inside the car. One of my friends did this to a guy's house, he took a dump in a bowl and put it on top of his wardrobe; kid didn't find it for ages and his whole house smelled like shit for weeks.

4) Fill that shit up with condom balloons.

5) If you have some time, every time she parks her car have your buds move it a few feet, it'll make her think she's gone insane.

6) Pour Cayenne pepper into the heater intake or replacing the washer fluid with neat ammonia, makes your eyes water when you use the blower.

6) Pour a little vegetable oil on the muffler. You may need to crawl underneath the car and use a rag. Huge amounts of smoke will come off the car and will make it smell like a giant french fry.

7) Start to siphon a gallon or two of gas out of the target's vehicle every day for a couple of weeks and store it in a safe container. She'll go nuts trying to figure out why she's getting such poor mileage.

8) Jack up her car and then put blocks underneath behind the tires so that the tires are just barely off the ground.

I got this one off another guy:

"This needs a bit of preparation. You'll need a tyre valve core removing tool which you can get from a tyre shop, a foot pump and a grease gun or maybe a sealant gun might be easier.This is best done at night when no ones around. First remove the valve core so the tyre goes down quickly then squirt grease or sealant into the valve so it drops down inside, about half a pound should be more than enough. Then clean up any grease or sealant near the valve or on the wheel. Next replace the valve core and then re-inflate the tyre with the foot pump. When they drive the car the extra weight in one place inside the tyres causes the car to shake like you wouldn't believe.

I did this to one of my mates after he'd "Snow Jobbed" all my windows and he said it vibrated so much he couldn't hold onto the steering wheel. Also one of his mirrors fell off and his screen cracked. All of this occurred in less than a mile. If you do decide to do that one, I'd advise you to practice on an old wheel and tyre first. The amount needed should just fill your hand."

Record what you do and post it on here, this could get interesting...
Jun 20 2010 3:23AM
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Rachy
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Do it secretively. She will never know what hit her.


Here is what you do.

Buy a brick of limburger cheese and make sure its aged at least 3 months. Should cost around $10. The older the better. It's spreadable kinda the consistency of peanut butter. Anyway..... spread some around her grill so that it isn't visible when you are standing... and spread some on various parts under the engine of the car.


She probably wont notice it until she is driving. But is is an absolute horrific smell. Putting it on the grill will make the inside of the car reek and she will smell equally bad..... and the smell lasts....


and once the engine heats up and you have some spread on the bottom of the car.... yeah..... it will reek all around it.




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other idea.... buy moth pheromones. You can get them online. They are meant for monitoring moth populations cause moths swarm to them. Like actually swarm. Basically, you put the phermones on the car and the next day it will be absolutely covered. They can smell it from miles away.

The only reason I know this is because my entomology professor accidently forgot some in his glove compartment when he let his daughter borrow his car and she left the windows down for a few hours and the car was filled entirely with moths when she returned.
Jun 20 2010 3:23AM
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MCIRONCOCK
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I'd like to make an addendum to the "superglue a dildo to the hood idea." You should glue a huge dildo at the top of the windshield and paint the car so it looks like a unicorn. You might need someone artistically talented to pull that shit off right, though. Bonus points if you put a cd with the robot unicorn attack song on loop in her sound system.
Jun 20 2010 7:10AM
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NoBigDeal
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do something to the inside cuase if you put icing on or something all she has to do is take hose and spray water at it..
Jun 20 2010 7:14AM
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I_Am_Mod
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get a salami sausage, cut like 8 sliced out of it (circular sections)
then cut the remaining sausage 4x lengthwise (dick-shaped section)

now you have the material for making 4 dicks with balls.

place tha fallus shaped sausages on the car's hood and let it saty there as long as possible, preferably in the sun.

when the owner comes back and removes the sausages, some chemicals from the sausages will have damaged the paint on the car and basically left her car with 4 dick-imprints....

these cannot be removed, its basically a new paintjob if she wants to get rid of it....


Jun 20 2010 7:16AM
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Simmo
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Or if you don't want to play wiith phallic salami just draw a huge cock with suncream.
Strips the paint in a similar fashion.

Jun 20 2010 7:29AM
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james44
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i would say the smelly cheese, cayanpeppers and the veg oil on the muffler should all be combined.
no permanent damage, she wont see it until its too late, and her car will reek
Jun 20 2010 8:23AM
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feihlination
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send them 40 pizzas...
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Jun 20 2010 8:26AM
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Mitch-DownUnder
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personal fav of mine, piss in the air con part on the car, like the just infront of the bottom of the windscreen, after a while it smells so bad and its just a checky lil pay back! ha but if u wana be super sad, put her car on bricks? that would piss me right off!

Jun 20 2010 8:48AM
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Evilchris
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hockey puck her suspension
Jun 20 2010 9:48AM
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Chompo.
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Put oil in her tires, then bolonga the hood
Jun 20 2010 10:17AM
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martin.
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I really like the moth pheromones idea....


http://www.pestproducts.com/phemoth.htm

It's 25 dollars for 6 of them..
Jun 20 2010 10:22AM
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Caucasian_Asian
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Pour a gallon or two of diesel in her tank.  Car will run like shit and stink.  Not that big a repair bill, but she'll look like an idiot for putting diesel in her car.


Jun 20 2010 10:31AM
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Chrris
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I like this idea, and on top of it you could put quick cement in her gas tank. After such is done to her car, hide your buddies car somewhere they wont find it
Jun 20 2010 10:43AM
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.Asain-Skiier
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liking the moth idea.
Jun 20 2010 10:53AM
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The-Pencil-Man
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My threads
Jun 20 2010 10:58AM
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gabe.
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Go with the moth idea
Jun 20 2010 11:21AM
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5teve.
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draw a large amount of penises with a sharpie then piss on it.
Jun 20 2010 11:23AM
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TechnoPotamus
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i would say stop acting like a dinosaur and get a fucking job.


i like the moth idea, and the icing/sharpie also
Jun 20 2010 11:27AM
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T.Rex
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im kinda combining some ideas i herd but do all this:

1) put it up on cinders take the wheels leave the tires but slash them

2) put sugar and a ping pong ball in her gas tank, the ping pong ball gets sucked to the bottom clogs the hole stops the car and floats to the top again when the car shuts off, perfect cause she doesnt know whats wrong with it

3) fill her trunk with a ton of mice so they shit everywhere

4) quick dry cement the exhust

5) sharpie out the windows

6) take here brake pads, so when she decides to drive it to a mechanic shes fucked

or you can always skip all of this and go to the big one

rent a crane, crank that car up a good 60 or 70 feet high from a lake or something, and watch that thing drop like a fat chick who just overdosed

Jun 20 2010 11:36AM
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*simba*
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Cut her brake lines.
Jun 20 2010 11:48AM
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remove
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bologna soaked in sprite takes off paint. did it in the shape of a penis on somebodies hood once
Jun 20 2010 12:19PM
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304NordMan
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rotten milk. all over her car. do it at night, that way it will solidify to the car and smell even worse the next day

Jun 20 2010 12:31PM
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Relish_man
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yes
Jun 20 2010 12:32PM
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Swaggermager
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These ideas are all golden
Jun 20 2010 12:34PM
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Totes_Magotes
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DOOO ITTTT..... hilarious

Jun 20 2010 12:48PM
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