I've always wanted a pirate ship, all my friends and family know I'm obsessed with pirate ships, so this isn't a joke, I've actually contacted a few for sale on prices, found one for 50k that had one room on it, I'm looking for a bit bigger like this one:
(when I have a steady job after college I'll prolly either rent one, or get a small one, and sail from NY to Miami taking the intercoastalwaterway and then sail to the Caribbean with black flags up, the boat filled with drunk people of course, hopefully lots of hot women, and we will just party)