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PASSING URINE DRUG TEST

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SugarbushSkier
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yo I have heard that when get urine tested for marijuana, that if drop a drop or two of blood into the sample it fucks the test up and you can pass. Has anyone heard about this.
Apr 12 2004 4:34PM
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BigCock
Posts: 221 - Karma: 10
just dont fucken drugs, theyre gay and ruin your life. your going to be a bum in the future
Apr 12 2004 4:35PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
sounds like an urban legend to me - heard the same story about bleach.....plus wouldn't even a couple drops of blood be visible in a little piss cup? go to a head store and get one of those body flushing drinks. or just take this ^ genious's advice and ''just dont fucken drugs''



-Strode



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Apr 12 2004 4:39PM
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BigCock
Posts: 221 - Karma: 10
yes. i know i am genius. no need to applaud
Apr 12 2004 4:39PM
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SugarbushSkier
Posts: 91 - Karma: 3
fuck you bigcock, im looking for help, not worldy advice.
Apr 12 2004 4:44PM
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BigCock
Posts: 221 - Karma: 10
suck my bigcock asshole. you can throw your life away while i get rich and have lots of children!
Apr 12 2004 4:45PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
and depending on who you're taking the test for (job interview vs. you got in trouble) a fucked up test means you're SOL, even if you didn't test positive



-Strode



Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Apr 12 2004 4:45PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
having lots of children is for african goat herders
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Apr 12 2004 4:50PM
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BigCock
Posts: 221 - Karma: 10
then maybe ill herd goat for a living!
Apr 12 2004 4:51PM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
drink LOTS of water
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Apr 12 2004 4:57PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
I believe cranberry juice helps flush out your system also. But the best way to do it is strode420's advice. So, detox kit, water, and cranberry juice(maybe, research that shit)




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WE KILL YOU
SKIER: How would you describe your style?
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Apr 12 2004 4:58PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
you could always be like pro bikers and use someone elses piss. just fill a condom with it, atach a tube to the end of the comdom with a stoper on the end. stick the condom up your ass, and run the tub along the bottom of your wang and glue it in place. then when you go you just uncork the condom tube and let her rip. a sure pass as long as you dont use piss from the oppisite sex.
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Apr 12 2004 5:04PM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
probly anything that'll make you piss a lot
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i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
Apr 12 2004 5:08PM
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@k
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
cant you take black magic and it will flush your system if u drink a lot of water. and bigcock shut up people can do whatever they want your not there fuckin mom
Apr 12 2004 6:24PM
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BigCock
Posts: 221 - Karma: 10
drugs are fucken stupid
Apr 12 2004 6:25PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
Drugs are stupid, but who gives a shit. Hey, get a lot of exersize and drink cranberry juice and get a detox thing. expensive, but if its for something legal, its worth it.
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 12 2004 6:28PM
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BigCock
Posts: 221 - Karma: 10
too bad you dont think 7 inch cocks are stupid
Apr 12 2004 6:29PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
i dont think blood would work because doesnt the THC stay in your blood longer than it does your piss?





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Apr 12 2004 6:33PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
bigcock's awfully conservative for a guy with a name like bigcock
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i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Apr 12 2004 6:36PM
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rightcoastskier
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this kid talks mad shit for some1 who just joined



its all about the 609
Apr 12 2004 6:59PM
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@k
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
i dont give a shit if you think drugs are stupied let people do what the want. and dont be a bitch about it and fuckin stop talkin about dicks
Apr 12 2004 7:09PM
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BigCock
Posts: 221 - Karma: 10
holy shit sorry. i was just stating my opinion jeez
Apr 12 2004 7:10PM
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Deann
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yeah i dont think blood would work, try water but not to much because then your head might explode.
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Apr 12 2004 7:12PM
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@k
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
try black magic and drink lots of water and if that dont work make big cock piss in a cup since he dont do drugs
Apr 12 2004 7:13PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
hahahahaha
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 12 2004 7:15PM
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BigCock
Posts: 221 - Karma: 10
ill sell you my piss!
Apr 12 2004 7:15PM
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iliketoski
Posts: 664 - Karma: 11
get someone elses piss in a plastic bag, strap it to your leg or something



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Apr 12 2004 7:17PM
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*Nefarious*
Posts: 1072 - Karma: 4,208
me and my homies passed tests fer ski team with little vials we got off the net. 'clear choice' i believe was their title, and its a small vial of clear liquid, you simply pour it in the cup, then piss on it, and yer clean. some of us were high when we took the test, it works out...


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Apr 12 2004 7:20PM
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@k
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
hahaha
Apr 12 2004 7:21PM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
depending of what drugs you take,drugs are somewhat good.Like...alcohol and weed and hash.And shrooms make you have tons of fun experimenting with...bah,whatever,just do drugs,but get a decent life at least.And when doing a drug test,just follow this guys^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^'s advice.Also,play tons of harmonica,so sweet.



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Apr 12 2004 7:49PM
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k2yeags
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 27
i heard (from someone who has to take one once a month) if you work out or sweat a lot in the next few days it can get washed out in like 3 days

but im not sure if this works for hair tests



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Apr 12 2004 10:35PM
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@k
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
if your gettin a hair test shave your head
Apr 13 2004 1:27AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
I never realized so many people on NS were in trouble with the law. What the fuck, do all of you have a probation officer?




TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU
SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Apr 13 2004 1:40AM
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stixonmtholly
Posts: 822 - Karma: 10
I heard that if you pee in a cup and drink it the next time you piss it out you'll be clean, so give it a try and let us know how it goes.


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Apr 13 2004 5:27AM
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seventhdayslumber
Posts: 209 - Karma: 10
shit i never pass those tests

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Apr 13 2004 11:31AM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
1) cranberry juice
2) run around and sweat like a motherfucker
3) vitamin b12 to make ur piss yellow again
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Apr 13 2004 11:59AM
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jtski
Posts: 805 - Karma: 21
i hate bigcock



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Apr 13 2004 12:37PM
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nut
Posts: 625 - Karma: 12
thc is stored in fat cells. so sweating is good to flush you rsystem, but you'll want to stop a few days b4 the test. And, make sure the sample u give is not the 1st pee of the day
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Apr 13 2004 1:04PM
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