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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
Have you guys ever seen those little things that grow when you leave them in water for a long time? My brother got dinosaurs for easter and they are so fucking gross, lol but i still love em! One of their legs is all tweaked out. Its awesome. There is also grow a boyfriend.
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 12 2004 6:45PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
uh oh shes bring my mother into the thread..she must be getting reeaalll desperate now...and all this started in her thread about anal sex? imagine that
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 12 2004 7:55PM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, if anyone wants something to laugh about look at the picture in slut's profile, hahaha, thats so bad





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Harrison

SSK PRODUCTIONS COMING AGAIN THIS WINTER

if you study high, take the test high
-etom
Apr 12 2004 7:57PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
Ive known sam for like 2 years. Thats tight that you are friends.
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 12 2004 7:58PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
props to sam for scoring but i think he can do better...no offense to him or anything
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 12 2004 7:59PM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
and nice AIM profile, 'word to your mutha' i think that is almost as cool as AIDs/playing ultimate frisbee in P.E. class





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Harrison

SSK PRODUCTIONS COMING AGAIN THIS WINTER

if you study high, take the test high
-etom
Apr 12 2004 7:59PM
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jksl
Posts: 12727 - Karma: 854
i liked playing frisbee in gym class though

=J. KIESEL=

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Apr 12 2004 8:00PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
um water, why are you tracking down every detail about me? thats hella stalker.
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 12 2004 8:01PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
^south park called...they said they want their word back
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 12 2004 8:02PM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
but you didnt have my teacher, or go to my HS





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Harrison

SSK PRODUCTIONS COMING AGAIN THIS WINTER

if you study high, take the test high
-etom
Apr 12 2004 8:02PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
five0, i can admit that some of the things you have said were funny, but that one right there has got to be the stupidest thing ive heard in a looooong time.
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 12 2004 8:03PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
you just shut your irish mouth right now u dirty dirty thing you
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 12 2004 8:04PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
wait, no. I was wrong. you havnt said anything funny
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 12 2004 8:04PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
^u thought my attempt to be funny was bad?
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 12 2004 8:05PM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
go die irishbitch...im out on that note





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Harrison

SSK PRODUCTIONS COMING AGAIN THIS WINTER

if you study high, take the test high
-etom
Apr 12 2004 8:05PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
i told you before, post something CREATIVE. Not something that has been stated by you or your flunkie (water) a million times before
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 12 2004 8:06PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
ehhhh shove a blarney stone up your ass
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 12 2004 8:08PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
creative points, but i dont know what blarney is...
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 12 2004 8:09PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
five0 - highlights of the night:

'^south park called...they said they want their word back'

'do they have growable anal loving e-skanks...i need one of those'

'^YOU MY BOY BLUE!!!!'




Here Comes A Special Boy!
Apr 12 2004 8:15PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i dont either...but w/e it is its irish

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 12 2004 8:15PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
and you now have another bitch five0. Props to you.
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 12 2004 8:16PM
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rugbydave
Posts: 770 - Karma: 9
the Blarney stone is a famous rock in Ireland that if you kiss is supposed to bring you good luck. Plus it's my favourite bar in Van...



I'll smack you in the mouth, I'm Neil Diamond

Sex is a race and I always win...
Apr 12 2004 8:19PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
what can i say i speak the truth
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 12 2004 8:19PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
i bet if you let them, they would suck you off cause they have nothing better to do with their lives
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 12 2004 8:20PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
youre really gettin desperate arent you?

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 12 2004 8:21PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
No im just past the point of making fun of you. You probably dont even get half the stuff I say. Enuendos...
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 12 2004 8:22PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
i love those things. the best ones are the ones that hatch out of the egg too.



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Apr 12 2004 8:25PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
does the blarney stone cure herpes?
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 12 2004 8:26PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
THANK YOU ASAC! for staying on topic. A's for you.
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 12 2004 8:26PM
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rugbydave
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Nothing cures herpes...



I'll smack you in the mouth, I'm Neil Diamond

Sex is a race and I always win...
Apr 12 2004 8:27PM
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Rossi00
Posts: 405 - Karma: 10
Can we just start a thread where Irishdrink87 and Five0 just talk shit to each other? Its annoying seeing it on every thread, and Five0 you lose because Irishdrink87 is a girl and hot. Enough said.


'And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee, power hath descended forth from thy hand. That our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patrie, Et fili spiritu sancti'-Boondock Saints
Apr 12 2004 8:29PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
tee hee hee...he follows my threads no matter what the topic is. but ill do another one.
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 12 2004 8:31PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
pamela anderson is hot but she had std's...so in way i win
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 12 2004 8:31PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
I dont have stds, so in a way, you lose. fuck off and start your own thread if you really dont care so much about me.
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 12 2004 8:33PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
but i doooo care,dont you love me?
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 12 2004 8:34PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
kinda hard to love someone who doesnt have the balls to post a picture of himself.
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 12 2004 8:36PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
ive posted pics of myself before,i just hotlinked them from somewhere...even if im the hottest guy on the site your just gonna say how i look gaaay or ugggllyy,just to make urself feel better b/c i made u look dumb.so why should i post one?huh? i dont want to have my feelings hurt...
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 12 2004 8:39PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
You never hurt my feelings. lol, the only person i know personally on ns is sam, and i wouldnt be embarassed if he read this. In fact, im pretty sure he has. But who gives a shit? not like ill ever be meeting you. I know that it makes you feel better about your small dick to talk shit about some girl, but just so you know, my ego is not so huge that if you were hot, i wouldnt admit it. I would probably be the first actually.
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 12 2004 8:42PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
you'd still suck my little dick dry given the chance
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 12 2004 8:44PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
wow, points for me, cause that was another one of the lamest comments ive heard from you. I think i got you.
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 12 2004 8:47PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
youre still a slut


wasnt that a good one..go ahead..give urself some more points
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 12 2004 8:49PM
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Stryken
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 22
I call my friend a retarded dinosaur. Just thought I'd share that.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
Apr 12 2004 8:57PM
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sugarrushthrill
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what do you call those things? damnit I am so spending my cash on a years supply of those!


- LM Productions -

CCRider

I tried sniffing coke once but the ice got stuck in my nose

u kno im ghetto
Apr 12 2004 9:02PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
The blarneystone is Vancouver's most pathetic bar. What a shithole.




TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU
SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Apr 12 2004 9:15PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
if it was only a skiing site, why would it ask for your profile which one you do?
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 12 2004 10:07PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
because some people snowboard on the side
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 12 2004 10:08PM
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J.D.
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I love it... the only post in which Kelly tries to sound smart, and she spells innuendo wrong.

Hope you don't mid me calling you by your Christian name, I figured it was more polite than the more popular (in this thread, at least) 'slut'.


J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot

'if it werent for women, i wouldnt have to wear condoms' -Hucksterjibber
Apr 12 2004 10:21PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
I love it...some random girl thinking that shes so funny by posting one comment on a thread that has nothing to do with her. Youre out of your league hun, and if it really matters that much to you, pardon me for misspelling one word.
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 12 2004 10:39PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
^JD May, out of his league?!? You have NO idea, do you?




TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU
SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Apr 12 2004 10:41PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
1. Guy here, not girl.
2. Can't remember the last time I was out of my league.
3. YOU certainly aren't threatening me...



J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot

'if it werent for women, i wouldnt have to wear condoms' -Hucksterjibber
Apr 12 2004 10:42PM
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freeride1260
Posts: 1337 - Karma: 11
you're ugly irish


Anti-Flag

-Whats so fucking wrong, and whats so anti-establishment about the idea of peace? Why is wanting to know the truth so anti establishment?

These aren't anti-establishment ideas, these are Pro fucking peace ideas-




all girls should swallow and enjoy anal sex - Lateralis


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