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IrishDrink87
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Have you guys ever seen those little things that grow when you leave them in water for a long time? My brother got dinosaurs for easter and they are so fucking gross, lol but i still love em! One of their legs is all tweaked out. Its awesome. There is also grow a boyfriend.
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 12 2004 6:45PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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those things are fucking sweet, i remember doing them when i was little.





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Apr 12 2004 6:54PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
do they have growable anal loving e-skanks...i need one of those
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 12 2004 7:02PM
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IrishDrink87
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Haha, im glad someone knows what im talking about. When I was like 8, I had an orange fish one, and my dad kept throwing it in the trash, but i wanted to keep it cause i didnt have any pets. So i put it in the toilet cause i knew he wouldnt go in there. but then he just flushed it. I still resent him for it.
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 12 2004 7:02PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
Five0 really doesnt have a life? huh.
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 12 2004 7:03PM
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Jasmine
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those are cute. i used to get them in my easter eggs




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Apr 12 2004 7:03PM
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five0
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i guess not
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 12 2004 7:04PM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
no, five0 really doesnt, and he thinks that he rules and i am worthless because i am a year younger than him





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Apr 12 2004 7:05PM
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jksl
Posts: 12727 - Karma: 854
you didn't get the memo that younger people are worthless?, oh well
those things are cool though, if you put gummy bears in water for awhile they inflate like that too

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Poniverus
Apr 12 2004 7:07PM
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IrishDrink87
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^^Im glad someone agrees with me. Im a year older than him, so does that make him stupid too?
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Apr 12 2004 7:07PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
no it still makes u a slut,and waterville...u just plain suck at life
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 12 2004 7:10PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
five-0, hi-fuckin-larious, thank you


Here Comes A Special Boy!
Apr 12 2004 7:10PM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
yes, and how do you know about my life?





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Apr 12 2004 7:11PM
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IrishDrink87
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I couldnt tell? were you being serious? five0 is hella drawn to my threads. he keeps coming back for more...
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 12 2004 7:13PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
well a buddy of mine is telling me all about you,but i dont wanna mention any names but its possible jeff just doesnt like you either
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 12 2004 7:14PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
what the fuck are you talking about? lol, retard
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 12 2004 7:15PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
oops..that was directed to waterville,and as for you..youre threads give me something to do,theyre retarded yet remind me of how making fun of people on the internet is worthless
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 12 2004 7:17PM
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Jib_This
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I saw a package of 'grow a penis' things once. Like the dinosaurs, but penises. They looked funny.




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Apr 12 2004 7:19PM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
^haha.....anyways, a buddy from upstate NY?





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SSK PRODUCTIONS COMING AGAIN THIS WINTER

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Apr 12 2004 7:19PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
nope..a buddy from ur own home mountain,he tells me you say you'll lick anything to be as cool as him
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 12 2004 7:23PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
can you guys seriously keep your bitching on another thread, like five0's small penis or something. jesus christ youre annoying.
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 12 2004 7:25PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
you shouldnt use the lords name in vain...oh hell it doesnt matter cuz he thinks youre a hoe too!
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 12 2004 7:27PM
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IrishDrink87
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OMG THATS SO FUNNY AND ORIGINAL!
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 12 2004 7:29PM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
^no, we cant, and five0 you are so full of shit, because no one except the two other people i ski with know me at waterville, and they are two of my closest friends...plus we live an hour and a half away from waterville valley





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SSK PRODUCTIONS COMING AGAIN THIS WINTER

if you study high, take the test high
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Apr 12 2004 7:29PM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
irish drink, stop bitching about five0 and my bitching and go get drunk and suck a cock





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Harrison

SSK PRODUCTIONS COMING AGAIN THIS WINTER

if you study high, take the test high
-etom
Apr 12 2004 7:30PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
didnt say home town...home mountatin..someone else who skis waterville...
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 12 2004 7:30PM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
who the fuck would know me at waterville?





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Harrison

SSK PRODUCTIONS COMING AGAIN THIS WINTER

if you study high, take the test high
-etom
Apr 12 2004 7:33PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
youll have to figure that out by running around waterville and asking everyone if they dont like you,expect many 'yes''s
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 12 2004 7:36PM
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jksl
Posts: 12727 - Karma: 854
this thread makes me go ha, then ha, follwed with another ha

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Poniverus
Apr 12 2004 7:36PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
Keep it off my threads water, dont act so fucking 15.
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 12 2004 7:36PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
without it ur thread would just plain suck ass
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 12 2004 7:37PM
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IrishDrink87
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dont be so cocky five0, no one likes you. And if you come back calling me some gay name like a slut or whatever, who fucking cares? youve stated it a 100 times, and its getting old. At least be creative or something.
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 12 2004 7:40PM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
really, irishdrink, get an icon and put some goddamn space between your signature...and you're not a fucking pirate, you just sound like a slut





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Harrison

SSK PRODUCTIONS COMING AGAIN THIS WINTER

if you study high, take the test high
-etom
Apr 12 2004 7:40PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
^YOU MY BOY BLUE!!!!
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 12 2004 7:42PM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
HAHAHAHA, slut, that is how you are to be adressed from now on, hahahahaha, yes no one like five0 on this site, HA, HA thats the dumbest thing i have ever heard, five0 hates me and i still like him





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Harrison

SSK PRODUCTIONS COMING AGAIN THIS WINTER

if you study high, take the test high
-etom
Apr 12 2004 7:42PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
youre warming up on me..a loving relationship may pursue...

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 12 2004 7:43PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
so youre his bitch?
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 12 2004 7:43PM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
you my boy blue? what? deacon blue? do you know wyatt or something?





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Harrison

SSK PRODUCTIONS COMING AGAIN THIS WINTER

if you study high, take the test high
-etom
Apr 12 2004 7:43PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
oh and irishdrink..if i were a growing little dinosaur thing..would you rub me between your butt cheeks?...even better how bout those D's in ur profile
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 12 2004 7:44PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
1.) funniest thread ever and 2.) majority wants to have sex with five0, but doesn't want to catch STD's form you, slut


Here Comes A Special Boy!
Apr 12 2004 7:45PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
D's? okay...and hes talking about old school water, dont be so skitzo
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 12 2004 7:45PM
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waterville_NH
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haha, now people just call her slut, so good

and what is this rubbing buttcheeks? what?





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Harrison

SSK PRODUCTIONS COMING AGAIN THIS WINTER

if you study high, take the test high
-etom
Apr 12 2004 7:47PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i wanna become one of those growing dinosaurs and be rubbed all up in her cornhole
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 12 2004 7:48PM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
jesus christ, everytime i see your post and that goddamn pirate thing it makes me want to throw rocks at myself...actually throw rocks at you, and your dirty pussy





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Harrison

SSK PRODUCTIONS COMING AGAIN THIS WINTER

if you study high, take the test high
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Apr 12 2004 7:49PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
youre not old enough to use such language. and thats pretty sick if you want to be up my ass five
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 12 2004 7:50PM
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jksl
Posts: 12727 - Karma: 854
herpes?

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Poniverus
Apr 12 2004 7:50PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
irish ill bite your herpes off for you if you want
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 12 2004 7:52PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
^^are you friends with sam? he had that name for something
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Apr 12 2004 7:52PM
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waterville_NH
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if i am too young to use that language, you're too old to be on NS you dirty dirty slut, go to a trailor park and find some dirty members, but make sure you clean up afterwards





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Harrison

SSK PRODUCTIONS COMING AGAIN THIS WINTER

if you study high, take the test high
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Apr 12 2004 7:53PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
youre one dirty little fucker five0, id hate to be your crusty mother who has to live with a little shit with such sick fettishs
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 12 2004 7:54PM
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jksl
Posts: 12727 - Karma: 854
sam's my boyeee, kind of...
and are you talking about poniverus?, cause that's my company and shit, and sam was kinf of part of it...

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